Fly The Friendly Skies of TPA!

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We at Terrorist-Proof Airline are in the flying business!

We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS, PANTI-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry….

AND….if a Muslim sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide!
H/t my marvellously unPC friend Nancy! 😉

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4 responses to “Fly The Friendly Skies of TPA!

  1. Please put your, er, trays, in the upright and locked position…

  2. That photo is funny! Good grief, I have to fly in March…better start doing more ab crunches!
    Watched some 24 last night…where they created a bomb w/highlighters and tape recorder. Sorry DHS, where there is a will there is a way. Nothing is going to stop these jihadist terrorists from accomplishing their mission…

  3. “We can absolutely guarantee – – ” How about walk-on Butt-Bombs ?? (ask that Saudi prince, minister of security)
    Great pic though, is it prophetic ?
    So tell me – how will Mr. Muttalab be able to enjoy his 70 virgins? With a great deal of pain and discomfort!!
    How about issuing FBI, CIA, NYPD, etc. (not DHS) with pig-skin strait-jackets. The mere sight of them could be quite productive.
    Generally understood as “political correctness” because the libs supposedly define what is “correct”, and they jump on any who don’t obey them.
    However, if anyone claiming to be a conservative ever practices it, the definition MUST change – call it Political Cowardice.
    And Global Warming – supposedly Man-made.
    Not at all – it is in fact “MANN-MADE” (Michael Mann’s money-stealing idea)


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