On Wednesday night Sean Hannity aired an interview in which he spoke with FLOTUS Melania Trump.
Given that most progressives have severe cases of TDS, they went crazy over Melania’s highlights. Cosmopolitan reported that “Blonde hair has been the silent flag of the Trump campaign since its inception, and now Melania is lowkey waving it.”
Here’s some of the TDS-infected responses to HAIR HIGHLIGHTS (from both Cosmopolitan and #MelaniaTrump on Twitter):
- Did Melania dye her hair blonde for the Fox interview to fit in?
- Melania hair is what happens when your government is homophobic.
- Michelle Obama’s book: Becoming. Melania Trump’s book: Becoming Unrecognizable.
- I’m incredibly freaked out by the new model.
- I just don’t remember #MelaniaTrump having such a melted-looking face Seriously, wtf is she doing?! There IS such thing as too much #PlasticSurgery @FLOTUS! Dial it back #Melania, you look like you’re melting more by the minute.
- Because Melania is a pig too with a bad hair transplant!
- I assumed that #MelaniaTrump had some degree of intelligence. Turns out not to be so.
- Someone please guide me on how you can have as much money as #MelaniaTrump and still end up looking like you got highlights in someone’s kitchen in rural Kentucky.
Cosmopolitan closed with the following: “Fun new hair change for the winter? Or political move to distract the public from the Trump-Russia affair? Hey, it’s anyone’s guess.”
Never change, proggies…
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