- Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
- Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you
when they’re in trouble, AGAIN.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a poop by its clean end. [That’s why we call both a POS. ~Eowyn]
~Steve~ H/T Grouchy
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