First Lady of Itchy Crotch

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Not only do we have a president who picks his nose in public:

Obama picks nose

We also have a First Lady of Snot (click here for video of snot dribbling from Mooch’s nose).

First Lady of Snot

But wait! It gets better!

Not only is Mooch a First Lady of Snot, she is also a First Lady of Itchy Crotch.

Here she is in Jakarta, Indonesia on Nov. 10, 2010, scratching her itchy crotch. Watch her creeping right hand. LOL

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama are shown around by Grand Imam Ali Mustafa Yaqub at the Istiqlal Mosque in Jakarta

Let’s see that crotch scratching in full view!

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama tour the Istiqlal Mosque in Jakarta

Here she is in Dallas, Texas, on April 24, 2013, still scratching her itchy crotch.

Mooch scratches crotchDallas

Makes you so proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

Photo sources: Barack OvomitCripes SuzetteMichelle Obama’s Mirror

H/t our Sig94’s blog It Don’t Make Sense


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0 responses to “First Lady of Itchy Crotch

  1. Gross is as gross does.

  2. Now you know why the Obamination doesn’t go there….

  3. That woman has all the class of a bull moose in heat . Hey Moochie , didn’t your mama ever tell you when you lay down with a dog your bound to get fleas ?

  4. s_shocked-16
    This too cannot be unseen!!! (gasp)

  5. Notice the white color of said ” dribble ” from the 1st Ladies ( o.m.g. I’m l.m.a.o. typing this ) ……..Moochie has to remember to put the straw away before she goes on a live shot . THE CAMERA DOESN’T LIE ! …..Unlike the “OCCUPIERS OF THE W.H.”…………Maybe that’s her personal chem trail ?

  6. Dr. Eowyn, I think you might want to use one of these pictures for an upcoming caption contest. 😀

  7. Its her penis that itches!

  8. NaturalBoredCitizen

    She definitely looks like some cocaine might be dripping. And I agree that she may be adjusting a penis in it’s uncomfortable trussed up position as to the itching and scratching of crotches thank goodness these pictures are not scratch and sniff. Gag me with a chainsaw.

  9. Perhaps it is adjusting its, ahem, package?


  10. She needs to excuse herself to the toilet, pull out a stiff-bristled hairbrush and go to town on that “first beaver” like there’s no tomorrow. Then call the hazmat team to clean up the smegma crust, flakes and crotch-dwelling flora and fauna before it can get to the children!

  11. No, not for the caption contest! I already can’t “unsee” this!

  12. I really believe she is just pulling up her “too long” pants so she won’t trip on them. I’ve actually had this happen to me. Sometimes jersey material stretches as you wear it. So it may have been just a tad too long in the morning, but then as the day wears on, the material “grew”. I still think she is icky tho 😉

    • Good grief. You pull up your “too long” pants by scratching/poking your crotch instead of pulling at the waistband? I don’t even have to try it to know that method won’t work.

      • the waist isn’t the problem…it’s the length of the legs (inseam.)

        • I’m sorry, but how would poking the inseam help with pants that are “too long”?

          • you can see in the picture that shows the bottom of the pants, that they are clearly too long. they cover her shoes and are dragging on the ground. to me, it appears she is scrunching up the legs to pull up the fabric. I have done this before myself. and trying to do it in a nonchalant manner (esp. when people are photographing you) is not easy to do. sorry if I see the picture one way & you see it another. I am NO FAN of Moochelle. in fact I am guilty of hating the woman. but sometimes things aren’t always as they appear. sorry for making the mistake of drawing on my own personal experience to make a comment. I won’t do it again.

            • dd
              Don’t leave, please… it is easy to misunderstand someone via internet
              We like new people here too! :o)

            • donkee,

              I apologize if my questions made you feel unwelcome. That is not my intent. I simply didn’t and still don’t understand how scratching/poking one’s crotch helps with pants that are too long. By the way, Mooch’s pants actually aren’t too long, but they became that way because she took her shoes off in deference to the Islamic center she & the POS were visiting in Jakarta.

              Did you see the picture of her scratching her crotch wearing a dress? No problem with long pants there. 😉

  13. We’ve sunk to a new low. LOL And I concur with the penis theory. She needs to find one of these..sbathroom_toiletoutside_100-101 (2)

  14. Perhaps she’s expressing her appreciation for Miley Cyrus.

  15. Lisa,

    Just so you know, I’ve looked into this. The pic of Mooch with a suspicious penis bulge (albeit small) is a pic I only see on blogs that claim she’s actually male. I’ve scoured Google images of Mooch but could not locate that pic in their archives. Please give me your source for Mooch’s sex change operation on Jan. 1983 at John Hopkins U. Hospital. Thank you.

  16. Looks like a job for Raid.

  17. OMG! Hilarious comments!!!

    Look at what we’ve been reduced to… Speculating on whether or not the First Sasquatch has a penis or just an itchy cooch.

    These “people” in the White Hut are an absolute disgrace! Can’t wait for the Arpaio/Zullo disclosures coming in the next few weeks.

  18. I say she is a he as a she

  19. Sweaty testicles cause jock itch.

  20. Having raised both boys and girls (I know saying “boys and girls” must be politically incorrect nowadays but it WAS a long time ago), I never once had to tell the girls to quit scratching, only had to yell at the boys (a lot)…

  21. Because he is trying to hide his manly parts.


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