First Lady of Itchy Crotch

Not only do we have a president who picks his nose in public:

Obama picks nose

We also have a First Lady of Snot (click here for video of snot dribbling from Mooch’s nose).

First Lady of Snot

But wait! It gets better!

Not only is Mooch a First Lady of Snot, she is also a First Lady of Itchy Crotch.

Here she is in Jakarta, Indonesia on Nov. 10, 2010, scratching her itchy crotch. Watch her creeping right hand. LOL

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama are shown around by Grand Imam Ali Mustafa Yaqub at the Istiqlal Mosque in Jakarta

Let’s see that crotch scratching in full view!

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama tour the Istiqlal Mosque in Jakarta

Here she is in Dallas, Texas, on April 24, 2013, still scratching her itchy crotch.

Mooch scratches crotchDallas

Makes you so proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

Photo sources: Barack OvomitCripes SuzetteMichelle Obama’s Mirror

H/t our Sig94’s blog It Don’t Make Sense

~Eowyn

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georgeallen2007
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Gross is as gross does.

 
josephbc69
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Now you know why the Obamination doesn’t go there….

 
Gunny G
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Reblogged this on BLOGGING BAD ~ DICK.G: AMERICAN ! and commented:
GYG!

 
japoa
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japoa

That woman has all the class of a bull moose in heat . Hey Moochie , didn’t your mama ever tell you when you lay down with a dog your bound to get fleas ?

 
TrailDust
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TrailDust

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This too cannot be unseen!!! (gasp)

 
japoa
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japoa

Notice the white color of said ” dribble ” from the 1st Ladies ( o.m.g. I’m l.m.a.o. typing this ) ……..Moochie has to remember to put the straw away before she goes on a live shot . THE CAMERA DOESN’T LIE ! …..Unlike the “OCCUPIERS OF THE W.H.”…………Maybe that’s her personal chem trail ?

 
TrailDust
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TrailDust

Dr. Eowyn, I think you might want to use one of these pictures for an upcoming caption contest. 😀

 
paul
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paul

Its her penis that itches!

 
Steven Broiles
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Crabs & coke!

 
NaturalBoredCitizen
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NaturalBoredCitizen

She definitely looks like some cocaine might be dripping. And I agree that she may be adjusting a penis in it’s uncomfortable trussed up position as to the itching and scratching of crotches thank goodness these pictures are not scratch and sniff. Gag me with a chainsaw.

 
Dave
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Dave

Perhaps it is adjusting its, ahem, package?

-Dave

 
SDF
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She needs to excuse herself to the toilet, pull out a stiff-bristled hairbrush and go to town on that “first beaver” like there’s no tomorrow. Then call the hazmat team to clean up the smegma crust, flakes and crotch-dwelling flora and fauna before it can get to the children!

 
Perry Peterson
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No, not for the caption contest! I already can’t “unsee” this!

 
donkeedonk
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donkeedonk

I really believe she is just pulling up her “too long” pants so she won’t trip on them. I’ve actually had this happen to me. Sometimes jersey material stretches as you wear it. So it may have been just a tad too long in the morning, but then as the day wears on, the material “grew”. I still think she is icky tho 😉

 
Steve
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We’ve sunk to a new low. LOL And I concur with the penis theory. She needs to find one of these..sbathroom_toiletoutside_100-101 (2)

 
TrailDust
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TrailDust

Perhaps she’s expressing her appreciation for Miley Cyrus.

 
Patrick
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Patrick

Looks like a job for Raid.

 
Tommy Hoffmann
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OMG! Hilarious comments!!!

Look at what we’ve been reduced to… Speculating on whether or not the First Sasquatch has a penis or just an itchy cooch.

These “people” in the White Hut are an absolute disgrace! Can’t wait for the Arpaio/Zullo disclosures coming in the next few weeks.

 
Paul
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Paul

I say she is a he as a she

 
H munster
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H munster

Sweaty testicles cause jock itch.

 
khetaamenti
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khetaamenti

Having raised both boys and girls (I know saying “boys and girls” must be politically incorrect nowadays but it WAS a long time ago), I never once had to tell the girls to quit scratching, only had to yell at the boys (a lot)…

 
Sandora
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Sandora

Because he is trying to hide his manly parts.