Feminist goes postal when 2nd-grade teacher declines her vagina cookies

A woman with the alias “Autumn Lily Speaker” went into a narcissistic rage when her daughter’s second-grade teacher refused to serve students a tray of vagina cookies Autumn had baked.
Let’s call the teacher Ms. X.
Amy Graf reports for SFGate that Reddit user JPStudly is friends with the teacher and shared Ms. X’s  first-person account in a post published on Sept. 22, 2014, with a screen shot of an email Ms. X had received from Autumn. The story has exploded on Reddit with thousands of comments. “Angry Feminist Vagina Cookie Mom” has become the latest viral sensation.
The story goes that teacher Ms. X often invites parents to bring treats for her class on Fridays if the students have behaved well that week.
Autumn volunteered and showed up to class with a pan full of treats and said with a smile, “I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today.”
The teacher was completely baffled and at a loss for words. Ms. X recalls, “I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas. Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS. There were small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch with beef curtains. Perplexed I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply ‘I’m sorry Autumn, but I can’t give these to my students. This just isn’t appropriate.’”
I dread to think what “a fire crotch with beef curtains” means or looks like.
Here’s a pic posted by SFGate of what the vagina cookies might have looked like:
vagina-cookiesThe story continues:
Autumn reportedly lost her top and, in front of the class of second graders, screamed at the teacher that she should be proud of her vagina and that she’s settling for a “woman’s role” in life.
Ms. X continues: “Finally after what seemed like an eternity, she [Autumn] storms out of the class leaving her vagina cookies on my desk. I scramble to collect my thoughts and take control of the situation before my second graders develop vaginal PTSD. My only thought is to scrape off the vagina frosting and hand out the plain sugar cookies to my students.”
Later that day, the teacher received a few calls from parents asking about the cookie incident and then she received this angry email (see below) from Autumn which ended with a curse, “I hope you end up with an abusive husband that [sic] beats on you every night”:
vagina cookies1vagina cookies2vagina cookies3
Autumn pulled her child from the public school and moved to a private one. The mother is supposedly no longer allowed on district property.
This story doesn’t contain any real names or locations and we only have the email, so its authenticity may be questioned. And yet the pure absurdity of this story makes it all the more believable. How could anyone come up with this crazy story on their own?
An SFGate reader was so inspired by the story that she baked a batch of different kinds of vagina cookies herself. Here’s the pic:
vagina cookies2
I hate to tell this to both SFGate and the SFGate reader, but your cookies are not vagina cookies. They are VULVA cookies.
The vagina is a sex organ inside a woman’s body — a fibromuscular elastic tubular tract leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix, the entrace to the uterus or womb.
To think that in 21st century America, there are women so ignorant as to confuse the vagina with the vulva.
Like actress Cameron Diaz, who is so stupid that she thinks her mons veneris or pubic mound is her vagina and so advised in her beauty book, The Body Book, that women should not shave their “vaginas” but keep them hairy. (See “Stupid Hollyweirdo: Cameron Diaz has a hairy vagina“)
God help us.

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Locke Enlode

Doc, at this point, GOD is the ONLY ONE that can save us. Well, at least those that want to be saved by Him. The rest are awaiting the eternal fires of hell.


How are those cookies even age appropriate? They’re second graders, I’m surprised the school didn’t take further action (you’d think the system would be jealous of an overly eager feminist stepping on their indoctrination turf). Besides that, this was an obvious bit of porn-by-proxy, and as you pointed out Dr. Eowyn, the so-called “educational value” of the cookies, that the feminist may have been intending, was nullified by the fact that she wasn’t even educated enough herself to know the difference between the vaginal canal and the vulva. Perhaps this also reflects modern “sex ed” classes as well, as the… Read more »


well that parent was schooled lol. first of all, why would she want to give her responsibility as a parent off to a teacher? its your responsibility to talk to your children about that stuff not teachers. Imagine if the teacher accepted her cookies then try give the kids a lecture on “vagina”. same kids would go home and tell their parents, who would then have a fit! The stupidity is astounding!


This is disgusting! How far off her rocker could this mother possibly be to bring porn cookies to a class of children? These flower child feminists are gross to say the least.

John Molloy
John Molloy

A perverted psychotic with warped values. In my world the cookie donor would have been forced to eat each and every cookie, even after regurgitating.


To quote our beloved Dr. Eowyn, “God help us”. And God have mercy on this insanity taking over our beloved country. Reminds me of a comment my husband made not long before he died: “I’m glad I’m as old as I am (he was 80) – I can’t take much more of this.”
My only comfort is in the fact that Jesus knows what’s going on, and surely He will return soon!!
BTW, our children must think we have lost all our cookies!


What on earth can be going on inside someone’s head that they would think labia cookies are appropriate to make for anyone, let alone second graders?!?
Michael Savage said it best, “Liberalism is a Mental Disorder”.


What a whack job Autumn is.


I pity the daughter of that wretched female. There is NO way I would or any member of my family would EVER eat anyone’s “vagina” cookie. If adults choose to eat these porn cookies, then that’s their depraved business. If the teacher had given those nasty cookies to the children, in my mind, that would have been grounds for child abuse. Autumn’s (angry lib female, should go to school to learn about anatomy) actions are a prime example of the mentality that has warped SF and is infecting the rest of the country. Keep your kids out of public schools… Read more »


Dr. Eowyn, I can’t stop laughing, you should warn us beforehand!!! Once I’ve heard that the best anti-communist propaganda is to let a communist talk. Apparently the same goes for feminists…
“I will no longer be participating on Fridays due to the lack of disrespect that I was shown today”… that explains it, she wanted to be disrespected!! LOL!!!


I hope the only likenesses are visual, but the way the world has been going for the last years of my lifetime, I am justified to doubt it.


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I hope I don’t offend anyone, but I have to disagree with the mom on this topic. I would consider a parent teaching a 2nd Grader about a vagina as “child abuse”. They just are NOT ready for that kind of a discussion at that age. I know I will probably get some push-back on this, but it’s the way I feel about it. It’s just wrong.


OMG! As a teacher, am I surprised???? NOT!!!! Once, for about 6 years (by choice) I was a “lowly” Subsitute Teacher” before I took a full time contract…..and a weird set of same-sexed parents suddenly arrived in my room and said they were going to “address the class.” I REFUSED and called to the office to ask that they be removed and that if there was any “addressing” to go on…they clear their address with the office, first. It was a HUGE to-do. But I held my ground. NO WAY would I allow anyone without pre-clearance to come into a… Read more »