Fall is here. Time for another Caption Contest!

This is the 58th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

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You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Oct. 22, 2013.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Dancing to the beat of his 2003 song, “Lucifer,” Jay-Z leads Obama and Beyoncé in the “Heil Satan!” salute.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Fall is here. Time for another Caption Contest!

  1. You put your right arm in
    You put your right arm out
    You put your right arm in and you shake it all about
    You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
    That’s what it’s all about

     
  2. “Ha!–they think we’re actually placing our hands over our hearts while they play that stupid National Anthem–but, they don’t realize how heartless we really are–hahahahaha!”

     
  3. And here we have the 4 stooges ; Moe , Larry . Curly , and Shemp-ette !

     
  4. Barry-cade Barry …Doing the Government Close-Down Macarena….!!!

     
  5. Aw come on guys, you almost got us with that whole, ” place your right hand over the bible” thing again!

     
  6. And You Shall Salute Me Like Dis, or I close your parks!

     
  7. cheryl1181cab@gmail.com

    Obama: “Put my hand over my heart? I can’t put hand over what’s not there! But I can smi)e, snicker, snicker and LOL cause easy demo(n)crats keep on dancing to the beat of my Obama Nation drum!”

     
  8. The American people?? We just brush them right off of our shoulders. They BOW DOWN to us!!

     
  9. “Psych! Fooled ya!”

     
  10. See….we lefties also has right hands

     
  11. Being this evil gives us a lot of dandruff!

     
  12. Looks like the first half of the NAZI salute to me.

    Sieg Heil!

    -Dave

     
  13. “I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the Socialist Republic of the North American Continent…..”

     
  14. 3 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.

    6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over gullible women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the truth. 8 Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these teachers oppose the truth. They are men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. 9 But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone. 2 Timothy 3

     
  15. Though a bit out of sync, this is the new Illuminati salute. Don’t try this at home. You regular folks are not worthy.

     
  16. Look this is the way we will salute the new Islamic flag of Obama Nation. It is deep inside the ACA and is already a law.

     
  17. Barack Obama…………..party of four…………………..your table is ready……………………sorry for the delay………………….. we had a little shutdown for a moment there………………………Nothing like a few trillion dollars more won’t cure…………………………………There’s your favorite Catfish Commission on the menu tonight sir…..Fresh catch.

     
  18. The Four Morons of the Apocalypse.