Enter this Caption Contest before the FEC shuts it down!

This is the 85th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
gun mailbox
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM (scroll down), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays the USPS from delivering an audit notice from the IRS . . . .

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

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~Eowyn

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MomofIV
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MomofIV

Whole new meaning to “going postal”….going pistol!

Dave616
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Dave616

Seeing that the USPS has been replaced by more affordable and efficient parcel delivery services…. the USPS is currently trying to attract a higher caliber mail customer…..

southsidebob
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southsidebob

Don’t worry. It’s not loaded

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

…just be careful not to use the words,”shoot me a line “-he takes things really literally…

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

Ironic,THIS guy’s mail is NEVER late.

Snuffy
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Snuffy

Bet he don’t get much junk mail!

DCG
Editor

Guarantee you Piers Morgan doesn’t live there!

Scott M.
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Scott M.

This is my pistol, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this ones for fun!
She’s going to have to reach a lot deeper to clean that barrel…

igor
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igor

mailman delivering mail to the local high school

Kasey M.q
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Kasey M.q

Now we know what all those bullets are for.

Kasey M.q
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Kasey M.q

Thank God for red states…nobody’s comin’ for this cannon.

Lola
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Lola

The Letter Carrier has the right to Bare Arms and the Homeowner has the right to Bear Arms.

NaturalBoredCitizen
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NaturalBoredCitizen

There, there baby not to worry. Momma gonna take you to work tomorrow.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

It’s a serious crime to hold-up the mail.

Eddie
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Eddie

Obama may have taken my guns, but today I got my Obama phone in the mail, and that makes it ok by me.

CalGirl
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Melanie complained time and time again about the propensity for “jihadist targeting” in her daily job duties, but to no avail. Her boss only admitted to the possibility of “workplace violence” and said it was all different, could not possibly raise any level of threat to her or her work place peers. His advice was, “Deal with it.”

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

Look!……I can’t help it if its all bad news and junk mail.

Wayne
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Wayne

“In all this excitement I lost count of how many shells are left…..so, do you
feel lucky….? .(you know the rest)

Dave
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Seriously, dude. Stay off me lawn.

Kevin Lankford
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Kevin Lankford

Ya got somethin for me,..punk?

Rich Gregory
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Where’s the economic recovery?

cynkading
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Let me introduce you to my little friend!

BobToonist
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BobToonist

R. Lee Ermey’s new mailbox ….. you should see the one at the proctologist’s office down the street!

BobToonist
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BobToonist

It’s not easy delivering mail on the toughest route in Chicago……

BobToonist
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BobToonist

“Let’s see….. Guns & Ammo, American Rifleman, Shooting Times, Cheaper Than Dirt catalogue, …….. looks like it’s all here, Mr. Holder!”