Enter our “No Obama” Caption Contest!

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This is the 57th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

I’m sick of Obama. Aren’t you too?

So here’s the “No Obama” Caption Contest pic:

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You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Oct. 8, 2013.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Married for 20 years, Horace and Genevieve suddenly realized they’re transgenders trapped in the wrong bodies and so, overnight, became Genevieve and Horace.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Enter our “No Obama” Caption Contest!

  1. As soon as I build-up my legs, I`ll be shining in some heels! 🙂

     
  2. Scottish members of “Scots Without Clans”…..those who are forced to wear kilts without plaid

     
  3. “The issue of who would ‘wear the pants’ in the relationship was settled easily for Pat and Chris.”

     
  4. “No fair”. You said I could go with the open toe look next time. Besides I have better legs”
    Big hissy fit to follow. 😆

     
  5. My name’s Darrell, and this is my other brother Darrell

     
  6. K-Mart’s close out sale of the Rosie O’Donuts Two Piece sun suit proved irresistible to Maude and Frank.

     
  7. Exciting offers from the Trailer Park Collection! Fashion conscious prostitutes model the new “Can’t Tell What You’re Plugging” unisex, cross-gender, one-size-fits-all action wear. Made for a casual evening just stopping traffic and asking for dates on the corner or a frenzied, passionate night in a crack house, this revealing Teflon™ coated ensemble can take whatever your customers throw at you or in you.

     
  8. ObamaCare got you down? Afraid of NSA surveillance picking up on the “victory garden” growing in your basement? No worry! With Ronco’s “Night Stalker” speedos you can slip away from the goons and glide safely into the shadows! Constructed from our patented, FLIR proof Nauga-Skin, it’s guaranteed to provide maximum protection from those black helicopters that have been hovering over your townhouse the past two weeks.

     
  9. Hadib and Faiqa MacGregor are off to the beach in their new burqa swimming kilts. Matching suicide life jackets are available at additional cost.

     
  10. Hi! We’re volunteers for Obamacare! We’ll be dropping by your house next week to show you all the wonderful advantages that are available when you sign up at our insurance exchange! Won’t you please open your door wide and invite us in? We can’t wait to see you!

     
  11. J.C. Penny’s released their new fall collection today, available in matching his and her, his and his, and her and her styles!

     
  12. Sig94 and Mike,

    You guys are making me laugh so hard, I’m gasping for air.

     
  13. Free hormone treatment and sex change surgery…thanks obamacare.

     
  14. Always the fashion plate, Fred was upset that on his doctor’s advice he could no longer wear heels. These are his new “sensible shoes”. Martha said they went nicely with his new skirt to ease the sting a bit.

     
  15. They were attached at the hip for almost thirty-three years; even after successful separation surgery, Swedish Siamese twins Jahn and Anneke Bergenhahl are still afraid to stray too far from each other.

     
  16. Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
    His wife could eat no lean.
    He wore his wife’s black sun suit
    ‘Cause Jack’s a closet queen.

     
  17. Hickey dickory dock
    He likes to wear black smocks
    His wife saw him
    And buried her foot halfway up his ass
    Hickey dickory dock

     
  18. Mary had a little lamb
    A little ham
    A little jam.
    A dozen clams.
    Harry got squat.

     
  19. Poor Mrs. Hubbard
    Went to her cupboard
    Looking for her little black dress.
    But when she there
    The cupboard was bare
    Her husband’s gender reassignment was a success.

     
  20. Hey diddle diddle
    She’s built like a bass fiddle
    He looks like he eats nothing but prunes
    She’s flighty and nasty and farts like a mule
    But has a set of gorgeous bazooms.

     
  21. Do you like our new Obamacare/Social Welfare Uniforms issued to all Card Carrying Comrades? It’s black, it’s gender-equal, and it’s fully paid by taxes on the rich and middle class. Oh, and it’s open on the bottom for quick abortions.

     
  22. Meet Jack Sprat, A typical European illegal alien, who could eat no fat, and his charming wife, who could eat no lean–betwixt them both they licked our platter clean–deport them immediately!–then send in the southern border breachers who work for less & don’t eat much!

     
  23. Mickey Weinstein’s domestic partners.

     
  24. Only able to afford one Affordable ObamaCare policy, Frank and Maude dress alike and Maude stopped shaving her legs when going to the clinic to confuse the healthcare provider. In one epic healthcare trip, Frank wandered into the gynecologist office by mistake.

     
  25. Hope and Change come to America.

     
  26. Jay and John Carney when no one’s around.

     
  27. What a two do!

     
  28. First we got our Obama phone now we are our very own Obama ‘fairynome”.

    Sorry uncle Barney, we found these in your closet and had to try them on.

     
  29. wildbillalaska

    There once as a college named Duke
    That matriculated Nancy and Luke
    who fought in the halls over who had real balls
    till they found the boutique Le Juke

     
  30. Getting ready to go play doubles at the tennis court. The question is who has the balls?

     
  31. 30 year old photo of couple who posed for Grant Woods’ “American Gothic” painting discovered in Iowa barn.

     
  32. I know that I shall never see
    A good health care plan that’s completely free
    A plan that gives great medical care
    That doesn’t make you scream and swear
    A plan that doesn’t drive you out of your wits
    And cause early death – just like the Brits.
    ObamaCare is modeled after the Third Reich
    Sorry folks, it doesn’t get better if you dress alike.

     
  33. Omniscient POV

    “I am so confused, this male lesbian stuff is getting me down. I forgot, am I the male lesbian, or are you dear? I really have to stop listening to Rush Limbaugh.”

     
  34. When Joan was a Lesbian, and I was a gay man, I wasn’t attracted to her. But now that she’s a man and I am a woman, I am attracted to her. Does that now make us heterosexuals ????????

     
  35. Hi! We’re average Americans! We’ve never heard of the Second Amendment or Barry Soetoro (is he an actor?). But we sure know a lot about American Idol, the Kardashian sisters, and how those evil Republicans are ruining the country! And we sure love Miley Cyrus and her wonderful mother! Do you want to see us twerk?

     
  36. Two wrongs don’t make a right…and obviously black isn’t always beautiful!