Eight Thoughts To Ponder.

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
– – – and as someone recently said to me:
“Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long

 ~ Steve ~                                   H/T Ken L

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hujonwi
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hujonwi

So true bro…

Glenn47
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Glenn47

I love em. Thanks for the chuckles.

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Reblogged this on Chuckle Tell Me What You Think and commented:
Tooo True @chucklechuckle3 Love it! 😉 Tell Me What You Think?

josephbc69
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Steve, this was so good I sent it on from yr email to me, as I couldn’t wait for the posting. Now you have dozens more on the floor. I hope you’re happy about that!

pnordman
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pnordman

LOVE these! Yeah, I remember making those sandwiches, too (#6). My husband died several years ago – wow, I miss those sandwiches!

Steve
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pnordman, I’m sorry. 🙁