Don’t miss this Caption Contest!!!

This is the 34th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

The winner and runner-up will be announced on Friday, November 2.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“On January 22, 2013, the day after Mitt Romney was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama was put in a bus to Gitmo, after being arrested by new U.S. Attorney General Marco Rubio¹ for grand fraud² and terrorism³.”

¹ Whom Obama had derisively called “boy” and threatened to “kick his ass.”

² Running for and acting as POTUS, while knowing he is constitutionally ineligible due to his Kenyan birth.

³ Attempting to impose Martial Law on November 5, 2012, which was resisted by every State governor and defied by every member of the U.S. military.

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here!


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  1. Well at least Michelle got the silver on the way out.

  2. So lonely at the bottom…….

  3. “Heading to zip code 66048… Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary to occupy a 10 x 8 ft. furnished living space for the next 40 years with hard labor… for the high crimes of Treason and Sedition against the United States of America and its Constitution. Brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion!”

  4. Sigh, I sure do miss Air Force One.

  5. Dang, If I had just blamed George Bush one more time………

  6. Hi grandma, you have company under there now.

  7. and finally there was no one left to throw under the bus

  8. Obama on the ride to nowhere!

  9. I shouldn’t have let Biden book my trip!

  10. “I’m glad I have the bus all to myself for my ride to camp F.E.M.A.”

  11. Where did all the people go?

  12. Having found everyone “Raptured,” Barry Soetoro boarded the bus to Hell.

  13. Sitting with ALL of his friends… after they realized the truth.

  14. Taking the midnight run to 47th street!

  15. Taking the LAST bus home…

  16. [singing “Sesame Street theme]:
    Sunny day, sweepin’ the clouds away, on my way to where the air is sweet…..
    Oh, who am I kidding?

  17. It’s going to be a long road to hell.

  18. Actually, the view from up here IS just about the same…

  19. “He’s a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all of his nowhere plans for nobody.” Apologies to John,Paul,George and Ringo

  20. Just another bump in the road…

  21. What are all those “bumps”?

  22. Deanna Goodson

    Damn it. They were just too smart, I couldn’t bring them down as planned.

  23. How many Obama’s do YOU see on the bus? Answer- 13 (YOU HAVE TO COUNT THE EMPTY SEATS!)

  24. A nowhere man on a bus to nowhere:

  25. Just like the picture of Obama alone on the bus, Obama will be Alone on His journey to face the One and Only True God of Creation and Judgement!

  26. jOjOEofArcadiA

    Air Force point-zero-one.

  27. Phyllis (N/W Jersey)

    Oh, well…at least it’s warm and sunny here. Yo! Hey driver: when is tee off time?

  28. “Alex, I’ll take Government for 500”

    Ansewer is: “22 empty chairs…one empty head”

    “What is the Obama Administration?”


  29. Ridership to Palookaville is way down these days.

  30. Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more no more no more no more…….

  31. “A ticket to the outside Mr. President”~Chris Christie

  32. Good grief, Tmaz123. Terry’s “caption” is meant as an insult to Obama, not your daughter or any child who actually rides the “short bus.” If you can’t see that, then the chip on your shoulder is boulder size.

  33. am i the 1% ?

  34. Good grief, Tmaz123. Re-read Terry’s “caption” submission. Do you see any words referring to your daughter or “many other people”?


    We didn’t even know your daughter is mentally challenged until YOU pointed that out. We didn’t even know you had a daughter! We hadn’t even known you, Tmaz123, are a FOTM reader until YOU wrote your first comment here hysterically accusing Terry for something he didn’t do.

    Your insistence that Terry was insulting your daughter is getting really really tiresome. The psychological profession should invent a new psychopathology for people like you: Victim Syndrome By Proxy. Like the Left’s ubiquitous promiscuous accusations of “racism,” your accusations of “bullying” where none was intended ill-serve your daughter.

  35. Leavin’ on a midnight train to tour the elusive 57th state.

  36. Unseen driver to sole passenger: “Move to the back of the bus, buddy. No one’s getting unless you do so!”

  37. Unseen driver to sole passenger: “Move to the back of the bus, buddy. No one will get on unless you do so!” [Mea culpa for not getting it right the first time!]

  38. I don’t care how much I pay (Too much, the Magic Bus)…
    Give me a hundred trillion (Magic Bus)
    Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus…
    I want it, I want it, I want it…(You can’t have it!)…
    Think how much you’ll save…(You can’t have it!)]
    I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it … (You can’t have it!)

  39. Debby Kintner

    The Prez looking for an even BIGGER DITCH to drive the bus into!

    • There is no ditch large enough for that to happen: he’s at the peak of his Peter Principle, ready to fall into it, a disaster about to realise its potential!

      • Debby Kintner

        I couldn’t agree more! Too bad Obama has spent his entire presidency looking for bigger and bigger ditches. What a waste. I would say an American Tragedy–but I guess it’s a Kenyan Tragedy after all.

  40. Once Michelle forces Obama to eat a healthy broccoli and cheese breakfast burrito, the campaign bus suddenly empties out after leaving Cleveland.

  41. Obama waits for Secret Service mechanics to install extra wide tires as the campaign bus is prepared to run over The SecState.

  42. After President Romney’s inauguration ceremony, a rogue Secret Service agent entered the White House Evacuation Bus with a tube of Crazy Glue.

  43. Merciless Ming

    “Ha, I’m half white so I don’t have to sit in the back”