Don't Mess With The Old Dogs

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepard exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

 
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
“Whew!,” says the panther, “That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!”
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?,” but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says…
“Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!”
~Steve~    H/T  Richard

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0 responses to “Don't Mess With The Old Dogs

  1. …..oh look, here comes my master with his gun.

     
  2. Heck, it would be fun to post a cliff hanger one day and see what kind of comments you get.

     
  3. Yo, Steve! Yours is the ending as I recall it in my Swiss Cheese AAACD -rattled memory.
    My memory’s much better recently after taking a supplement, ORTHO-MIND 1.0, which really helped. I’ve had three concussions, and after I relocated to Victoria, BC I was rear-ended FIVE times between 1993 and 1999. Come to Victoria, BC and get the human target experience! The tourist adventure you’ll never forget, no matter how much you try!! And hey! The PTSD is for free!!!

     
    • I dunno. Maybe one good bang deserves another? I told Sheldon Siegal, my lawyer, that when my contracting business got slow in the Winter, maybe he’d pay me to drive around Victoria until I got hit again. He said he didn’t think that was very funny. But I don’t know he’d say that: I was the one getting hit!

       
  4. at first i thought it said where’s steve? and i thought hmmm, martin van buren highs finest.

     
  5. I wrote my response in a tired, pain-filled moment. It should have read:
    “He said he didn’t think that was very funny. But I DIDN’T know he’d say that: after all, I was the one getting hit!”

     

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