Do you want to smell Hollyweirdo Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina?

Hey, do you want to smell Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina?

You can do that by forking over $75 to the pro-Hillary and pro-Obama Hollywood actress’ “lifestyle and wellness” website Goop!

Gwyneth Paltrow goes braless at the 2010 Oscars

 Amanda Prestigiacomo reports for the Daily Wire, Jan. 10, 2020, that the name of the candle is “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow said she first came across the scent that reminded her of the smell of her own vagina. As recounted on Goop:

This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she [Paltrow] blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina.’  The smell then evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours. It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.

Goop‘s scams include the “vagina egg” that a woman shoves up her vagina to prevent menstrual camps.

In 2018, Goop settled a six-figure lawsuit surrounding their “vagina eggs,” which were promoted to help regulate females’ hormones and negate menstrual cramps. But shoving a large egg made out of a porous mineral into the recesses of a woman’s vagina may not be the best treatment for conditions like endometriosis. Calling the candle “misleading advertising,” a complaint filed by the California consumer protection office says:

Apparently, Goop knew — or,  Goop should have known before they marketed this product, as well as a ‘flower essence’ they claimed treated depression, to consumers on their website. The health and money of Santa Clara County residents should never be put at risk by misleading advertising. We will vigilantly protect consumers against companies that promise health benefits without the support of good science … or any science. (Daily Wire)

Imagine the off-the-scale narcissism to sell a candle that smells like your vagina.

Most of the comments I’ve seen about the vagina candle say what’s undoubtedly in your mind: “The candle smells like fish.” LOL

Paltrow’s vagina candle reportedly sold out within hours of its test run, which goes to confirm P.T. Barnum’s observation that there’s a sucker born every minute.

~Eowyn

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DCG
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DCG
7 months ago

It also confirms that a fool and his money are soon parted.

chemtrailssuck
chemtrailssuck
7 months ago
Reply to  DCG

Yeah, I mean just stick a wick in a fish…geeez!

William
William
7 months ago

Did I read that correctly? I’ll reload the page..yup. Well, as I’ve said before, we’re not at the bottom. There is no bottom

Goldbug
Goldbug
7 months ago

These Hollyweird people are just disgusting.

Karen mcgauley
Karen mcgauley
7 months ago

Strong delusion in real time now….

TrailDust
Admin
7 months ago

ANSWER: No. Wait! Let me think about it.

Hmmmmm…

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

Grif
Editor
7 months ago
Reply to  TrailDust

ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto

William
William
6 months ago
Reply to  TrailDust

Just say no, no, a thousand times no. And set to “repeat’

Sanders
Sanders
7 months ago

No thanks. I’ll go fishing, instead. I’m sure what I catch will smell a whole lot better, and be a whole lot healthier.

William
William
7 months ago

Goop..the name says it all

chemtrailssuck
chemtrailssuck
7 months ago
Reply to  William

No, change the “G” to a “P”…. ; )

William
William
7 months ago

Let’s give Paltrow the benefit of the doubt, her expression says, Gee, I hope no one notices that I forgot to wear a bra. So she forgot. But that’s no good either, that means..dementia

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
7 months ago

call creepy, sleepy, pedo, uncle, quid-pro-Joe, 30330. he’ll be glad to give it a sniff. This whole story smells fishy.

Splitfinger
Splitfinger
7 months ago

So is she saying her box smells like a dumpster next to a fish market at noon or does it smell like flowers?
Don’t get these peoples shake?

Steven Broiles
7 months ago

Paltrow portrayed Sylvia Plath on screen. Too bad she didn’t shove her own head in the oven!

Oh well. At least it doesn’t smell like Whoopi Goldberg!

Vin ze Vizzer
Vin ze Vizzer
7 months ago

Candles are a phallic symbol, just like the Washington Monument and Egyptian obelisks. We are ruled over by sexually obsessed cults with roots dating back to ancient times. Candles are the devil!

chemtrailssuck
chemtrailssuck
7 months ago
Reply to  Vin ze Vizzer

I agree, except for the candles are devils…actually they also are used to “illuminate” rooms. But yes, everything else is true.

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
7 months ago

I’m gonna call this a NO!!! Who KNOWS where this has been?

Watertender
Watertender
6 months ago

Sardines anyone?