Hey, do you want to smell Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina?
You can do that by forking over $75 to the pro-Hillary and pro-Obama Hollywood actress’ “lifestyle and wellness” website Goop!
Amanda Prestigiacomo reports for the Daily Wire, Jan. 10, 2020, that the name of the candle is “This Smells Like My Vagina.”
Paltrow said she first came across the scent that reminded her of the smell of her own vagina. As recounted on Goop:
This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she [Paltrow] blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina.’ The smell then evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours. It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
Goop‘s scams include the “vagina egg” that a woman shoves up her vagina to prevent menstrual camps.
In 2018, Goop settled a six-figure lawsuit surrounding their “vagina eggs,” which were promoted to help regulate females’ hormones and negate menstrual cramps. But shoving a large egg made out of a porous mineral into the recesses of a woman’s vagina may not be the best treatment for conditions like endometriosis. Calling the candle “misleading advertising,” a complaint filed by the California consumer protection office says:
Apparently, Goop knew — or, Goop should have known before they marketed this product, as well as a ‘flower essence’ they claimed treated depression, to consumers on their website. The health and money of Santa Clara County residents should never be put at risk by misleading advertising. We will vigilantly protect consumers against companies that promise health benefits without the support of good science … or any science. (Daily Wire)
Imagine the off-the-scale narcissism to sell a candle that smells like your vagina.
Most of the comments I’ve seen about the vagina candle say what’s undoubtedly in your mind: “The candle smells like fish.” LOL
Paltrow’s vagina candle reportedly sold out within hours of its test run, which goes to confirm P.T. Barnum’s observation that there’s a sucker born every minute.