Got what it takes to win this Caption Contest?

This is the 23rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:

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This pic was taken at a White House screening of “Men in Black 3” for some members of the U.S. military and their families on May 25, 2012.
You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

The winner and runner-up will be announced on Friday, June 29, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Boy in front row: “I always knew Obama’s a reptilian, Dad!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Got what it takes to win this Caption Contest?

  1. You all were invited here to witness something to come. It will hit you right between the eyes. However upon leaving the room you will have no recollection of what I have planned for the world when I am re-elected. But you will vote for me and convince those you asscociate with to vote for me as well, other wise my plan will not work. Now watch closely.

     
  2. Obamabots Unite!

     
  3. I want to tell you Ah Ah (Teleprompter goes Blank) I’m glad you are all here!

     
  4. I just have to post one more caption after a few hours of thinking.
    “Folks these are very special glasses we are testing today. While wearing these glasses you will not be able to see the wool as I am pulling it over your eyes.”
    Guy in the back with glasses pulled down: “He is right. With the glasses on all I see is a sack of Sh**. Without them I see a lying sack of Sh**.”

     
  5. Wow! It’s like he’s real and right in front of us.

     
  6. O: “Do those glasses make me look any smarter??”

     
  7. We voted for him in 2008, and this time around, we need Obama Goggles to make him look palatable.

     
  8. Good, I see you all have your ROSE Colored Glasses on. Now hear this……

     
  9. Smiling AF Major in front row: Just keep standing there you idiot, I can’t wait to see one of the space aliens swoop down and gobble you up in 3D

     
  10. The eye bleach was applied individually and in 3-D to erase the communistsocialistmarxistleninistmaoist America Hating/Destroying Sumbitch. Coming to the Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary for an EXTENDED run. Check your local listings for times and availability.

     
  11. And then the curtains lowered, the lights came on, and the audience realized…AMERICA, YOU’VE BEEN PUNKED!!! It was only a movie. A really terrible, horrible, awful movie. And he was only an actor. A really terrible, horrible, awful actor.

     
  12. Can you see any hope and change now?

     
  13. These will protect you as I continue my laser like focus on jobs…
    although you won’t be able to see a thing……trust me…..

     
  14. “You all have your special glasses on, good! Now, do I still look like a bald-faced Marxist?”

     
  15. Obama working on the new & easy to sing Democrat National Anthem
    “Okay gang – let’s take it from the top”
    Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama…

     
  16. You there! In the back! Michelle’s out of popcorn!

     
  17. “Wow!, these things make me see no evil. All I need now is a set of ear plugs”

     
  18. count from 10 backwards and repeat after me, I am the one we have been waiting for

     
  19. Obama: And after the movie we Like to Offer you Smoked Dachshund Sausages and Dalmation Patties.

     
  20. “Good evening kids and American Corpsmen, tonight’s 3-D classic is my one of a kind documentary, ‘My 57 State Excellent Adventure’.”

     
  21. “Folks, tonight’s double feature is “Reds” followed by “The End of the World as We Know It”. Just sit back, relax and absorb the propoganda. Roll the film Biden!”

     
  22. You will OBEY——–!!!! Zombies, You will OBEY——-!

     
  23. I wish they would have also given us ear plugs. Then we wouldn’t have to hear him either!

     

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