Do you have the moxie for this Caption Contest?

This is the 60th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
Obama meets Obama JokerThe almost surreal pic is not a photoshop, but was taken at Obama’s first White House Halloween party in 2009, after the Obama Joker image had gone viral.
You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Nov. 19, 2013.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

After long lamenting how if he had a son, yada yada yada, President Lucifer finally got his wish . . . .

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!
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0 responses to “Do you have the moxie for this Caption Contest?

  1. Does Maury Povich know about this?

  2. Mike howrightismike

    Wellll… You’re a chip off the old block! You remind me of myself. I think I’ll call you Little O!

  3. Well, well, lookie see it’s Trayvon Martin, back from the dead!

  4. If you look closely at this picture there is a little girl below the little boy – what is she doing? Yes, she is drinking something but oh my. This is not a caption I am simply pointing out to you the very first thing I saw in this picture –

    • neely,
      Doesn’t look to me the little girl is drinking. The camera angle has her face next to something the POS is holding in his hand — some wrapped Halloween present he’s handing to the kids in the waiting line.

  5. You know if we celebrated Halloween in Kenya when I was a child, I would have dressed up just like you.

  6. And as darkness descended on Christmas Eve, his vision continued, and he saw the results of his actions, the souls of those whose lives he took, and the weeping of the children.

  7. Come on son…… you must pay your fair share

  8. Is it reverse discrimination to show up in whiteface?? O says no, with whitey, anything goes!

  9. “Wow kid…… did you know that’s what I really look like?”

  10. Blood speaks.

  11. Ooooo… this contest is going to be fun! 😀

  12. Package contents list: One free obama phone, one freeBT Card, One obama care card, One copy of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals, One Quran, and a milk dud.

  13. Darkness falls across the land
    The midnite hour is close at hand
    Creatures crawl in search of blood
    To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood…

  14. White + Black + Evil = 100% Me

  15. “Pssst…hey kid… Isn’t your uncle a famous Rodeo Clown???”

  16. Little Johnny McPherson felt sick and was deathly pale when he showed up at the White House. Despite the President’s urgings, he could not bring himself to sign up for Obamacare.

  17. The undead do not trick or treat and they do not need healthcare.

  18. Startled by the sight of the First Lady’s unseemly erection, Lindsey the Glitter Snorting Intern blew Sea Breeze Sparkle all over the back of the President’s cashmere sweater.

  19. His face thickly coated with pharmaceutical quality cocaine, Marion Barry’s grandson makes his grand appearance at the White House. He is immediately invited inside for a private audience with the President.

  20. young child asks Obama: “If obamacare is so great why arent you and nancy signed up????”

  21. Well, I can see that your school is following the First Lady’s new lunchroom guideline!

  22. I saw the little girl right away, too. How about:

  23. “Are you my guardian angel” might be the question? Who’s saying it is the crucial answer.

  24. Don’t worry son, you’ll be “in the pink soon,” because, if you like your health care, you can keep it and if you like your doctor, you can keep him/ her. Period.”

  25. The Angel of Death comes in all shapes and sizes, coming for those whom Lucifer calls home… right after the human sacrifice party on the South Lawn, of course!

  26. While Moochie is terrorizing the guest with attempts at broccoli enemas, the communistsocialistmarxistleninistmaoist ChristianHating/AmericaDestroying SUMBITCH in the Dark House is on the hunt for new gayplay things….

  27. Appalled by the failure of his Obamacare website, a desperate President and his staff distribute out lollipops, condoms and healthcare applications at Miss Finnerty’s Alternate School for Quasi-Albinos.

    • “Miss Finnerty’s Alternate School for Quasi-Albinos.”

      Is “quasi-Albino” the same as “half pregnant”? LOL

  28. “You know don’t you……you little runt….. that one is never too young for a stay at one of my FEMA camps”.