Did you get your stimulus package?

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Check your mailbox!

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, and an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker.

The directions were in Spanish.

Hope you get yours soon! 😀

H/t our Miss May


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0 responses to “Did you get your stimulus package?

  1. A prayer rug…lol

  2. It’s about time! My last smoke machine broke! (How Exciting! And I was beginning to think that Today was going to be a Bad Day) 😉

  3. once Obama is out then what? I hope U R not W8ng 4 Romney 2 fix what Bush Fu@%ed up . America is doomed no matter what happens. Get your guns n bulletproof vest. Civil unrest is coming.

  4. Critical to any society is maintaining good health care for all. Imagine a society where illness is rampant. The cost to government for negligently ignoring the sick, dying and those who will become ill due to lack of proper health care will necessarily be borne by taxpayers in one form or another. Originally, health care was provided in the US by employers because many workplace environments were dangerous. Employers worried about lawsuits from improper adherence to worker safety. ,


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