Democrat Bumpersticker Car


Saw this car at the train station today. Blurred areas are to protect the identity of the owners. However, since they want us to know what they think, let’s take a look. ~ TD 

The Democrat Faithful

The Democrat Faithful

Go on, Democrats, admit it. If your car isn’t papered like this, there’s still a secret  part of you that would like it to be.

fishes
First, we have the “fish”. All are a slap at the Christian fish.
The top one says “SCIENCE”. When leftists use the word, “science,” they prefer to have the sound system set on reverb, to induce a proper sense of awe.
The second is, of course, “DARWIN.” (yawn)
The third is one I haven’t seen, called, “FSM,” or Flying Spagetti Monster. The associated website is a walking talking blasphemy, as attested to by the screen grab below.
FSM
The fourth is YODA. Hey, everyone likes Yoda! Not just the Dems.
And the fifth is TREK.
idoubtit_sticker
I Doubt It” is from a site called CSI.
About CSI
The mission of the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry is to promote scientific inquiry, critical investigation, and the use of reason in examining controversial and extraordinary claims. (to which I would add, “Physician, heal thyself.”)

NO SB 1070

NO SB 1070


NO SB 1070
This gem is in opposition to Arizona Governor Brewer’s attempt to protect legitimate citizens from the criminals flowing over the border from Mexico.
i-voted-for-obamaThey voted for Obama!
I would have thought?!
ignore_history“Those Who Ignore History?!!!”
The disconnect here is absolutely stunning! Truth is, those who ignore history are bound to look for the next FDR, and for more hand-outs!
public_option“I want a Public Option”
To the right we have a sticker supporting ObamaCare.
loveIn this case, Love Means Never Having To Say You’re Legal. (a liberal allusion to “Love Story”. My apologies to author, Erich Segal)
dem_undergroundThe Democratic Underground is a push group for Gay Marriage.
coexistThe obligatory COEXIST sticker. (They’ve never answered the question about the murderous nature of the letter, “C.”)
grab-a-mopGrab a Mop
I suggest you grab a shovel instead, because the BS is thick here.

“We understand exactly who and what got us into this mess. Now, we don’t mind cleaning it up… But don’t just stand there and say, ‘You’re not holding the mop right.’
“Instead of standing on the sidelines, why don’t you grab a mop? Help us clean up this mess and get America back on track!”
–President Barack Obama

honk_if_you_love_justice“HONK IF YOU LOVE JUSTICE”
Sure sure, “No Justice, No Peace.” (power to the poople)
clean_needles“Clean Needles Save Lives!”
Always clean your needles before you share them.
Manners, everyone!
corps_not_peop“Corporations Are Not The People”
No dear, Corporations are indeed not the people.
(How is this not obvious?)
stand-w-dean“Stand With Howard Dean”
While you’re reading, don’t forget to send money for Howard Dean’s mental health treatments.
believe-in-good
Believe In Good
It’s good they believe this. I believe it’s good to be good, too! Was that as good for you, as it was for me? Good bless you.
we-are-ninetynine“We Are The 99%”
Funny how closely The 99% resembles the lunatic fringe!
revolution_am_1510“AM 1510 Join The Revolution”
And why would’t the loony left have their own radio station?
ed-markey“Ed Markey, US Senate”
No bumper would be complete without mentioning Massachusett’s own absentee senator, Ed Markey.
chief_spreading_bull“Elizabeth Warren for Massachusetts”
Or Chief Spread Bull, Elizabeth Warren, the faux-Native American senator.
And let’s finish up with an atheistic epiphany:
“You don’t need God – to hope, to care, to love, to live”
cfi
Well, I think we are all a bit richer for having for having sat at the feet of the august owners of this remarkable papered car. And that’s how Massachusetts became the way it is today. ~TD 

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randy63ism
randy63ism
6 years ago

Gee, what are libtards going to put all their stupid stickers on when they finally get around to banning all fossil fueled automobiles? Gee, what are libtards going to use for stickers once they finally ban the use of all petroleum products? (Including the ones used in plastics manufacturing.)Gee libtards are so stupid.
The only thing required for being a post-modern liberal is cognitive dissonance. All others need not apply.

Dr. Eowyn
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Dr. Eowyn
6 years ago

Wow. I thought Berkeley’s commies are the penultimate, but even they will have to bow to this car. Will the red-diaper-doper-baby owner of this car be surprised when she finally meets the “Flying Spaghetti Monster”.

Mike howrightismike
Mike howrightismike
6 years ago

Anyone who puts a bumper sticker on their car that says I VOTED FOR OBAMA, may as well hang a sign around their neck that says, I AM AN IDIOT.

DCG
DCG
6 years ago

All that’s missing is a “My body my choice” sticker, along w/a dead baby on it…

Cheryl
Cheryl
6 years ago
Reply to  DCG

Some one needs to walk by and add the said sticker to the passenger side door! What and idiot! This is truly a battle for the minds of the people. What we fight is evil and is the great deceiver. We know the end of the story, but that does not give us license to not act.

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago

Yeah, where’s the “Hoover Your Kid!” pro-abortion sticker?

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago
Reply to  TrailDust

Well you know how “socially responsible” big corporate DNC donors like to be today…

nova1984
6 years ago

I’m always amazed at how athiests feel the need to disprove Christianity. I don’t believe in Buddism, but I don’t feel the need to disprove it. Their denial of religion is a religion in itself.

Dr. Eowyn
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Dr. Eowyn
6 years ago
Reply to  nova1984

Well said!

Steve
Steve
6 years ago

TD, this is an incredible post. I just love the layout and breakdown.
Awesome job my friend. Your dissection is right on the money. 😆

Mike
Mike
6 years ago

This is a clear example of the disease of liberalism. They always attempt to take the intellectual and moral high ground. Then they don’t have to reason with stupid ,racist conservatives. Each bumper sticker screams that they are rational and you therefore are an idiot.