Delusional: Jesse Venture says “Trump will not have a chance” if I run for president

Jesse Ventura: A legend in his own mind/Instagram photo

This douche bag won’t get many votes from the military and patriotic citizens.

From Fox News: Jesse Ventura is considering running against President Donald Trump in 2020 — and the former pro wrestler is confident he can deliver a DDT to DJT in the election.

“I haven’t made a decision yet because it’s a long time off, but if I do do it, rest assured … If I do do it, Trump will not have a chance,” Ventura, 67, told TMZ on Tuesday. “Because for one, Trump knows wrestling — he’s participated in two WrestleManias. He knows he can never out-talk a wrestler, and I am the greatest talker wrestling’s ever had. So if I go for it, he’s history and he knows it.”

As for the former Minnesota governor’s platform, “The Body” says, “I’m big into cannabis legalization, I’m also into alternative energy, big. We gotta get away from fossil fuels, we gotta go to the sun [for energy]. It’s time. The Greens have shown some interest.”

Ventura is also pondering a return to the ring for WrestleMania, which is returning to Minneapolis for 2019.

Flaunting his six-pack, the former WWE star boasted, “I’m 220 pounds, I’m in fighting shape.”

DCG

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Hawkmoon
Hawkmoon
1 year ago

He’ll be tied for last with that RINO traitor ” I am the only one who can beat Hillary” NAFTA John Kasich.
Drama Queenie Corey Spartacus Booker, will also be fun to see make a further fool of himself. Poor NJ being stuck with him and pedo Menendez.

Maryaha
Maryaha
1 year ago

Jesse may be 220 pounds, but most of that is his big head.

Dr. Eowyn
Admin
1 year ago

He’s clearly brain-damaged from smoking way too much marijuana.

Zigggy
Zigggy
1 year ago

Lol, keep dreaming Jesse.
He did have a conspiracy theory show on tv years ago that I enjoyed.

Marko
Marko
1 year ago

I was mansplaining to my Mom how all good humor has a basis in truth, and with cannabis it was no different. The most famous dope routine I could think of (outside of Cheech & Chong) was Pinto getting high for the first time with Donald Sutherland’s Professor in Animal House, where things took an ominous turn to the demonic – and he responded by asking if he could buy some. It sounds to me that Jesse has really and truly gone “One Toke Over The Line”.

Dan
Dan
1 year ago

How did this kitsch nonsense even get noticed? One thing bothers me, however, and that’s the moral sickness of elevating a sniper to hero status on the basis of nothing more than kill shots from in hiding with a scope. I was with a recon team myself with two American snipers and two Kit Carson scouts and there was never the suggestion of that “heroes in uniform” fake and phony bullsh*t, like we’re doused with all the time on Fox News today, such that the ‘pundits’ who were just yesterday calling us “baby killers” as a means of sabotaging our… Read more »

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  DCG

Why would this be weirder than Swartzenegger? I don’t like either of them. Neither of them is qualified for dog catcher.

On the other hand, I don’t think “professional politicians” (i.e. parasites) should be elected either. What’s needed is more thought and less ego.

I think this proves my point that the so-called media hypes this garbage like it were a sports event. This just proves the point.

Dan
Dan
1 year ago
Reply to  DCG

DCG, can I assume you don’t agree with me that all the jingoism and flag waving is cynical, grinning mockery of our soldiers by shills for Israel? There’s also the horrific cost in innocent Arab lives. Just think what the so-far $5 trillion estimated war debt could have been used for instead. Every dollar wasted on these wars (as opposed to dollars intelligently spent keeping our military first in all things) would have had a multiplier effect of about three if spent in our private economy. There’s no getting around the fact that the neo-con pundits who most definitely caused… Read more »

Skeeter
1 year ago

Nothing sickens me more than to see a sea of crosses in a cemetery
of dead vets and the commie news eye-ball in on one David Star
monument. Don’t insult the patriots.

Seumas
Seumas
1 year ago

Considering that arnold got california, and ventura got minnesota, and trump got prez, at this point I really don’t see why ventura wouldn’t be able to get the position, at least ventura has some background in conspiracy stuff, although from the sound of it he has probably been hanging around the crazy sector, and that doesn’t say which “side” he ultimately chose. Since the president is appointed, not voted in, and given how corrupted the system is, odds are the one who gets the position will be the one who wants to serve the devil worshipers the most, but also… Read more »

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Seumas

When California actually held a recall election and took the office of Governor away from a duly elected parasite and gave it to a body builder, turned Grade B actor, I said it was an object lesson. It was a way of saying “see, we do whatever we like”. Just like when Karl Rove dropped his snarky lines to the reporters about the nature of “reality”; “We make reality, and you study it. While you’re studying it we’ll make another reality….”. It was the same idea. Ventura claims that after he was elected the CIA and some other goons took… Read more »

Anne Berg
Anne Berg
1 year ago
Reply to  Lophatt

California had another B grade actor who became governor who became president – Ronnie Raygun.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Anne Berg

Good point!! I suppose there is SOME small difference in the fact that he stole it fair and square, as opposed to having it taken from one apparatchik and given to another.

Trust me, I will NEVER forget Raygun. One of my life’s ambitions is to piddle on his grave.

Hawkmoon
Hawkmoon
1 year ago
Reply to  Seumas

Hegelian Dialectics.

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

I haven’t been able to stop laughing!

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

I think Jesse has been dropped on his head too many times. Fire up another joint and look at the pretty unicorns as you get the munchies….

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Watertender

Yep, probably tossed a few too many dwarves.

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 year ago
Reply to  Watertender

You mean…like the “Greatest,” Ali—hit in the head so many times that he’s now incapable of rational deductive or even linear thought. We can treat him the same though: with tolerance for his acquired disability.

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 year ago

Yeah, right… don’t forget your pot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqDwqdSF6Ec

Steven Broiles
1 year ago

I’ve read that a good many of the lakes in the Land of 10,000 Lakes have been poisoned by mercury due to excessive mining and smelting. If such is the case, I suggest to Mr. Ventura that he volunteer to become a THERMOMETER, because it seems too many people from that oddly-shaped state have FROZEN MINDS. (At least the lower peninsula of Michigan resembles a catcher’s mitt!)

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

Jesse should just go back & be Governor of Minnesota again – from what I understand, he did a pretty good job up there, even giving its citizens some money back after the state had a surplus.

Nowadays, Jesse spends a lot of time in Mexico to get away from winters & probably politics. I’m curious to see how he’d handle the Central American invasion of our southern border.