Defense Scty Hagel says US military may admit transexuals, so let’s have another Caption Contest!

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See DCG’s post of yesterday, “Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel says he’s ‘open’ to reviewing the military’s policy on transgender service.”

This is the 73rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Harald Glööckler and Amanda LeporeHarald Glööckler (l) is a German fashion designer known for his use of rhinestones in his “glittering creations.” Amanda Lepore (r), according to Wikipedia, born Armand Lepore, is an American transgender model, “nightlife and fashion icon, performance artist and recording artist.” It has appeared in advertising for numerous companies, including M.A.C. Cosmetics, Mego Jeans, The Blonds, Swatch, CAMP Cosmetics, and Heatherette.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, May 20, 2014.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

After Barry and Mooch had blazed the trail, Amerikans made history when they abandoned all senses and elected the first public sodomite and tranny as president and first lady.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


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0 responses to “Defense Scty Hagel says US military may admit transexuals, so let’s have another Caption Contest!

  1. I love our new home here at the wax museum, don’t you?

  2. If Barry had a son, it would look like this!

  3. surfercajun

    @ Glenn… I wondered if it was wax as well! ha ha …it might as well be, right? 😉

  4. surfercajun

    The new Dolly Parton?

  5. When God made Eve, He took a rib from Adam; when the surgeon made “Amanda”, he took both ribs from Armand.

  6. traildustfotm

    What could possibly go wrong with this policy change?

  7. There once was a queer from Khartoum,
    who took a lesbian up to his room.
    They argued all night, over who had the right;
    to do what, and with which, and to whom.

  8. Tranny tranny in the chair
    We all wonder what goes where
    Do you use a thingamabob
    Or keep it simple with a used corn cob
    Tranny tranny in the chair
    To tell the truth I just don’t care

  9. While touring Buckingham Palace, Fanny McTranny is overcome by the Spangly Sequin Syndrome while visiting the throne room, Rushing to her aid is the Queen’s TrangenderCrossDresserBiPolarCuriouslyArticulate Ambassador, Lord Satin Breeches.

  10. “So sorry to trouble Madam, but this is the 34B Cup Throne. The 38D Cup Throne is over by the baby grand.”

  11. Filming for the television fantasy drama, “The Game of Thrones,” took an odd turn when Prince Charles’ favorite blow up doll was superglued to the prop cushions.

  12. Iran’s Minister of Cultural Purity knew his end was near when the Islamic Breast Enforcement Police broke into his game room. Criminal Possession of Fake Chesticles was punishable by death.

  13. Does this chair make us look fat?

  14. Mattel introduces new, limited edition Shadow Government Barbie and Ken

  15. ….And in other, up-to-date news of interest, fit for our new-world order: Politically Correct Barbie welcomed Taliban Ken to her recently redecorated playhouse…..

  16. Before we enlist, we have some important questions, Mr. Recruiter. Can we wear thong underwear with our uniform? Is it okay to “bedazzle” our fatigues with rhinestones? And last but not least, can we have a special Rolls Royce tank with a mini cocktail bar?

  17. Barack Hussein and Michelle Antoinette dress in white face for Diddys summer white party!!!

  18. The future is now.

  19. We used to have Barbies that we pretended were real. Now we have real people who pretend to be Barbie. Freakshow Barbie that is.

  20. The lastest technique in plastic surgery utilizes real plastic! What a novel idea!

  21. Finally, the noted Rhinestone King–designer Harald—found a live Barbie Doll to anatomically match the one he played with as a child: when he peeked under “his/her” dress, there was nothing there to see.

  22. For just 3 easy installments of only $39.99 you can enjoy the luxurious priveledge of having your very own scatch and sniff 2-way blow up floosie poppers with turbo rocket mega-stubs and florescent spinner knobs…
    **matching throne with battery-pack accessories not included…

  23. Utilizing the Army’s newest Tranoflage uniforms, Sgt, Fister and Pvt. Hammertoe of the 413th Reconnaissance, Surveillance and Thong Detection Battalion, better known as “The Fabulous Ones,” are unnoticed as they gain access to the Taliban’s secret warehouse of dancing boys.

  24. Perry Peterson

    Hagel reveals new battlefield tactic: Freaks to the front… Enemy falls down laughing!

  25. Wow!!……this is even better than my blow-up doll…!!!

  26. I guess they’ll have to change the slogan from “Army Strong”
    to “Army Wrong”

  27. The Marines will change from Semper Fidelis to
    Semper Effeminatus

  28. Do my lips look good big in this ?

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