Dear Pres. Obama, I'm Moving to Mexico!

I got this as an e-mail forwarded by my sister-in-law Shireen. I hope this goes viral!
~Eowyn

A Letter to President Obama 

Dear President Obama: 
I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. 
We’re planning to simply walk across the  border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements. 
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. 
I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I’m on my way over? 
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 
1. Free medical care for my entire family. 
2. English-speaking  government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English. 
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers. 
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and  history. 
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school. 
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services. 
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws. 
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer. 
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. 
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start. 
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy. 
14. I want to receive free food stamps. 
15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies. 
16. I’ll need Income tax credits so although I don’t pay Mexican taxes, I’ll receive money from the government. 
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov’t pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car. 
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement. 
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U. S. from  Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. 
Thank you so much for your kind help. You da man!!!
Love and kisses,
A soon-to-be illegal immigrant in Mexico

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0 responses to “Dear Pres. Obama, I'm Moving to Mexico!

  1. this really needs to go viral. I think she included everything they get-and you wonder why the American people get a little upset.

     
  2. I sent this to Rush Limbaugh, I think he would like to read this.

     
  3. This is great! I have already sent it out in an email to a couple of folks that like to forward chain emails containing political messages. Hopefully that email will go viral.

     
  4. Steve, you do know this “Dave” is not our usual Dave?
    This is a new “Dave.” Welcome to the Fellowship, new Dave! 😀

     
  5. This is GREAT!!! Packing my bags as we speak. Since we are all such good friends @ Fellowship, let’s try to get in the same area.

     
  6. I have been reading this site daily for weeks – today was my first comment. Maybe I should say “Dave from Atlanta”

     
  7. Hi Dave from Atlanta!

     
  8. Eowyn,just sent this to Governor Jan Brewer in Arizona-{positive reinforcement}- Go Jan Brewer!

     

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