Dad, About Your Will…

A man was telling his buddy, “You won’t believe what happened last night… My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ “

“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “she actually said that?”

“Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, she actually said… ‘Dad, meet my new boyfriend – Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary’s election campaign!’ ”

th_vote~Steve~                                                    H/T   Brother Joseph from The North

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  1. Just found out there is a mosque within 30 minutes of me. It’s not like the synagogues and churches around here, which are simple places with nothing to hide. This mosque is on a huge piece of land, a long way up a dead end street, like a military complex. You couldn’t just drive by it casually, and remain unnoticed. It’s leader was forced to leave America and go back to Pakistan 2 years ago. Other terrorists have come out of this “peaceful” mosque, including people responsible for the Mumbai terrorist attack, and at least one believed to be among the murderers in Syria.

    Is it any wonder I get a cold chill every time I see women in burqas at the local super market?

     
  2. TD, You answered your own question. As you leave supermarket make sure you always buy lots of “Pork” products and be sure to hit a “Bump” and have them fall out on the other side of their fence. LOL

     
  3. TD, your wish is my command. If it’s out there I’ll find it.
    I left comment in Coulter post about Skippy asking for 3 yr delay on cancellations. Listening to Fox TV right now and their talking about it.

     
  4. Thank you Steve for this great post!

     
  5. HA HA HA HA HA!

     

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