Cucumbers too much for women?

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Islamic cleric bans women from touching ‘penis-shaped’ foods in case it arouses them
DailyMail:  An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any ‘sexual thoughts’.  The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables ‘resemble the male penis’ and could arouse women or ‘make them think of sex,’ in a story reported on Egyptian news website Bikya Masr.   He also added carrots and courgette to the list of forbidden foods for women.  The sheikh was asked how to ‘control’ women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them.

The carrot should also join the forbidden list of foods for women to touch.  The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.  Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

The opinion has stirred a storm of anger among Muslims online, with hundreds mocking the cleric.  One reader said that these religious ‘leaders’ give Islam ‘a bad name’ and another saying he should quit his post immediately.  Another dismissed the sheikh as merely a publicity seeker.  No official responses from Islamic scholars have been made on the statements as yet.
Bikya Masr has issued an editorial on this article: “We should not have published about an “unnamed sheikh” in an unnamed European country unless we were able to garner more information on the issue, both on the sheikh himself and the news website the information was gathered from, independently.”
Considering how Islam treats their women – stoning, flogging, rape, not allowing them to drive – this would not surprise me.  It does however amuse me.  Really, grocery shopping for fruits and vegetables is going to get a women aroused?  Guess that means all the Muslim men will now do the grocery shopping?  Yeah, didn’t think so.

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18 responses to “Cucumbers too much for women?

  1. Silly people believe just about anything, bored people even more! Get a life, or make the one you are living count for something real for a change.

    • Thanks for the input Clifton. I would be completely lost in life without your words of wisdom.

    • Ok folks CLW expert opinion has spoken, I’m sorry this article must go, SHUT `ER DOWN DCG, ASAP!
      Let’s try something different, a little bit of a brain teaser perhaps? Something that CLW would give his permission on…I got it, lets talk about silly people who post how silly people are acting silly!

    • Dennis H. Bennett

      Rest assured, Clifton, that if I had the “relevance” in life that you claim, I sure wouldn’t be wasting my daytime on such a frivolous endeavor as surfing sites you find “boring” and “silly”.
      If you’d like to “deepen” your worthiness, try embracing Biblical truths like Ecclesiastes 1:2 There is much more to life than the vegetable garden you now live in.

  2. And they complain about the West being sex-obsessed.

  3. Oh and I just LOVE cucumbers, too! geee …

  4. Oh, where is Sigmund Freud when we really need him? This would make his day.

  5. Love is a many splendored thing….ROFL!

  6. Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.
    maybe the men who practice a modern day version of slavery – without women having any rights – want these items cut for them in a hidden place – so they cannot see it – because of Lorena Bobbit.

  7. Obviously, this Imam has the answer to the age-old question “What do women want?” ROFL!!!

  8. Oh my gosh ! Just about the time you think you’ve heard everything !! Allah forbid that those poor Muslim women have any imagination regarding anything at all in life other than for the pleasure of the men who own them ; or their mentally deranged slave masters will condem them ALL to HELL !! Hey, I can imagine that those women must feel that even talking to a Cucumber is much more appealling than having any kind of relationship with their EVIL Muslim male slave masters who totally use and abuse them !

  9. Islam must be synonymous with deranged cult when pedophilia / rape are accepted practice for men and suggestive produce is feared for women.

  10. I don’t know CLW, but maybe he meant the sheikh would believe just about anything. I don’t know. Meanwhile, this just goes to show how oversexed those men are, to actually believe viewing an elongated veggie would just have to sexually excite a woman. Tsk!

  11. The Cleric is just jealous because even some veggies have one and he hasn’t! :-))

  12. Now that’s stupid. There’s nothing, absolutely nothing like cucumber is forbidden because it somehow resembles a penis (which it doesn’t by the way) mentioned in Islam. This stupid shika better resign from the job cuz he’s nothing but stupid, narrow minded idiot, making up stuff in his own.

  13. I’m to sexy for Milan, New York and Japannnnnn….
    Wanted to post the song but I was a bit unsure with what the girls had on. (blush)
    Right Said Fred on youtube in case anyone wants to watch it. :o)
    Maybe I’m to sexy for veggies, fruit and Kellogg corn flakes!


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