Corn Crop Behaving Badly? Department of Agriculture Wants Submachine Guns with 30 Round Magazines

CornVia breitbart.com:

Dept of Agriculture Orders Submachine Guns with 30 Round Magazines

A May 7th solicitation by the U.S. Department of Agriculture seeks “the commercial acquisition of submachine guns [in] .40 Cal. S&W.”

According to the solicitation, the Dept. of Agriculture wants the guns to have an “ambidextrous safety, semiautomatic or 2 round [bursts] trigger group, Tritium night sights front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore group) and scope (top rear), stock collapsible or folding,” and a “30 rd. capacity” magazine.

They also want the submachine guns to have a “sling,” be “lightweight,” and have an “oversized trigger guard for gloved operation.”

The solicitation directs “all responsible and/or interested sources…[to] submit their company name, point of contact, and telephone.” Companies that submit information in a “timely” fashion “shall be considered by the agency for contact to determine weapon suitability.”

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0 responses to “Corn Crop Behaving Badly? Department of Agriculture Wants Submachine Guns with 30 Round Magazines

  1. Must be because of all the stalking going on….just saying.

     
    • You’re referring to the highly subversive corn-stalking, correct? I say rip off their ears and mow ’em down!

       
      • LOL – I usually drop them in a steamer, or wrap them in foil with salt, pepper, butter, and half a fresh jalapeño then put ’em on the grill.

        🙂

        -Dave

         
  2. Solution: Approve Keystone Pipeline, stop producing ethanol.
    Gas prices will drop, as will transportation costs and the cost of animal feed and consequently, beef and pork prices. Result: economic recovery and no need for Thompson’s. Anyway, they shoot high and to the right if not held securely. That would also
    waste ammo.

     
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  4. Thank you Dave for this interesting post. How very strange and weird indeed!

     
    • Our republican congress critters have failed us – particularly those in the House.

      There are a lot of federal agencies arming up that have no business having guns in the first place.

      -And most of those agencies have no constitutional bases for existence to begin with.

      -Dave

       
  5. Things that make you go hhmmmmm…..

     
  6. Those rabbits out there must be awfully mean…

     
  7. They’re cutting gun manufacturers off from their bank accounts AND expecting them to produce special guns for them? All gun companies must say NO to this. The federal’s intent is too obvious (kill everyone and take their land). Gun companies must stop this, even though it would be a big loss to the bottom line.

     
    • If I were the CEO of a firearms and/or an ammunition company, I would have told the feds to go pound sand a long time ago.

      -Dave

       
  8. Dave, somebody has to protect us from the Amish dairy farms giving away raw milk.

     
  9. “Corn behaving badly,” LOL, superb headline, thanks for the laughs amid the insanity (ditto josephbc69, “rip their ears off,” Ha!)

    Let’s see, so now we have:
    –IRS: So you don’t want to pay your taxes, eh? You bad anti-govt. fool! Bang Bang you’re dead.
    –SSA: So you want your SS Retirement check, eh? You spoiled white entitled boomer! Bang bang you’re dead.
    –USPS: So you refuse this vaccine pkg delivered by your mailman? You paranoid health-nut! Bang bang you’re dead.
    –USDA: So you refuse to eat our GMO-corn? You conspiracy wacko! Bang bang you’re dead.
    –TSA: You wanna fly? Open your fly or die, mister! Band bang you’re dead.
    –FEMA: You think WE caused that hurricane that blew your house down? No survival funds for you! Bang bang you’re dead.
    –DHS: You think Chertoff literally means Son of the Devil? Bwahaha! Bang, you’re dead.
    –LEO: You think Police+Military Equipt. don’t mix? Pff! We’ll SWAT you, your dog, & your baby in the playpen! Bang you’re dead.

    Gruesome, yes, but shaping up into a bizarre reality. Did I leave out any Alphabet Agencies who have ordered ammo & guns in the past few years? (smh!)

     
  10. Welcome to what I’ve begun calling ‘our bizarro world,’ such as it is. Matters are at a point where it truly hurts one’s mental-wellbeing if s/he attempts to reason the topic through, because all this crapola begins from horribly flawed premises. And once begun, it’s impossible not to go down roads which are so twisted that vertigo and travel sickness must be expected.

    Yet many fancy themselves as ‘moderns’, people who believe it’s a sign of competency to stay abreast of this insane race to the bottom, which is rightly known as Hell.

     
  11. Didn’t Obama say a while back that he wanted to create a civilian army or national civilian security force? Here I thought he was going to create a whole new civilian army, but what he’s doing is arming civilian agencies.

     
    • Don’t forget his teen militia, can’t recall its name just now, but think “Lethal Boy Scouts”. There’s at least one in yr neighbourhood: Obama’s ‘eyes are everywhere!’

       
      • To spy on their families…and if that doesn’t work, give everyone new cable/dish boxes and game boxes just like the new XBox 360 (next generation, can’t remember the name right now), which my son has proven and seen w/ his own eyes how it “maps” the whole room in an infrared grid pattern and soon learns who is who, not to mention picks up everything that is said. When he was telling me this stuff, my spine tingled, and I just got a new DVR box by necessity because mine started acting stupid! Wonder if that was because it was (ahem) “too old” to have the “right” equipment? I think about these things as my husband and I talk, or I read him something, whatever – who’s listening? Never thought I’d see the day.

        Momma just sticks her head in a hole and refuses to listen, but she doesn’t need monitoring, she HATES listening to “current events” and has no one really, to talk to these days. My same Momma who grew up on a dairy farm w/ a family horse and buggy, they plowed w/ horses, and they delivered the milk via milk cart and buggy! And she – *sharp, indrawn breath* – ACTUALLY drank RAW milk!! Thank God they didn’t kill folks for that back in her day. On the flipside tho, she’s terrified of my use of Facebook and she’d have double the nerves if she knew how many comment lines I participate in!!! Ah well, I’ve been on someone’s list since 1982 and my first Right To Life March! LOL I’d SO love to know what my Dad thinks of all of this but, Grace of God, he died before Clinton left office.

         
        • Good on you, and stay strong: we need you more than ever! Ex-pat in Victoria, BC, cheering you and all at the FOTM on and on!

           
        • That would be microsoft (read: spysoft’s) xbox “one” (orwellian nazi edition) The best thing to do with that is to apply a sledge hammer or a hatchet and dump the remains on microsoft’s doorstep. It was bad enough they were using videogames as vectors for indoctrination of occult/gnostic and satanic ideas (see games such as darksiders [satanism, gnosticism], dragon age origins [starts with unavoidable event involving drinking “demon” blood and killing an innocent man who had a wife and daughter because he refused to “go all the way” and was a risk to the group’s “secret”], fable [2 allows for promiscuous sex, multiple spouses, and homosexual sex, and has condoms, despite being medieval in setting, food items push a vegan agenda, even fish is bad for a character because it is “meat” only fruits and vegetables carry no negative effects, 2 and 3 both have situations where a character is made to chose between money, family, or saving everyone *except their family* 2 ends with that scenario and 3 starts with it, only if a character refuses to make that choice in 3 family/friends, and the rest of the people are all killed.] etc. etc.) but now even the consoles themselves are compromised.

          Mind you that is only 3 games out of a number thereof. As for whether the sat DVR records things or not, it may, all the more reason to just plain not have TV , the more technology “advances” (read: regresses) the more end-user control is taken away, reducing things such as computers, game consoles, and TVs to Orwell’s “telescreens”. You’ll note a lack of manual buttons, and that the remote is required to perform almost all functions, same with “flat screens” which are harder on the visual systems than the cathode tube sets, and are easily broken by accident. (Ever hear of the “dazzler” device for crowd control? flat screens are likely capable of doing the same thing, which is why many, especially with the “3D” capability come with warnings of epilepsy and vertigo etc.)

          Things made 13 years ago are superior technology compared to what can presently be bought, but the media and advertising are going well out of their way to convey the exact opposite.

          As an aside, if your son still has one of those “one” boxes, I would really suggest he take it apart, see what he can find, and throw the rest of it in the recycle bin. (If he’s looking for a gaming system, PS2 seems to still be the best, but good luck getting one.)

           
  12. Personally, I’m not amused. This is more of the Federal Government agencies trying to partake in the new “Police State” activities at the expense of the tax payer. I vote “NO” in that I do NOT want my own government killing me. That is exactly what all this “armament” is all about. We now have a whole department called DHS whos sole reason for existing is to kill citizens in America. It was put in place by allowing the “Patriot Act” to take away about half of our freedoms in one stroke of a pen.

    The patriot act, along with the DHS (which includes the TSA by the way) should be abolished. JUST that much would restore MAJOR changes in the USA today, including bringing down the “debt” by over 2 trillion dollars a year. We get freedom back, and we get rid of some very annoying Gestapo in the process. I don’t see a downside to this.

     
    • Just gave you a ‘thumb up!’ as I agree it would be A Good Thing, but I doubt that the expenditures would be lowered by much. The problem is that once a bureau is created, it gets a Frankenstein life of its own and is soon immortal.

      Does anyone reading this know of a single feral gubbmint bureau in the last 100 years that actually disappeared in every way? They’re usually re-born in another form, just as bad, a new face on old evil.

       

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