Corn Crop Behaving Badly? Department of Agriculture Wants Submachine Guns with 30 Round Magazines

CornVia breitbart.com:

Dept of Agriculture Orders Submachine Guns with 30 Round Magazines

A May 7th solicitation by the U.S. Department of Agriculture seeks “the commercial acquisition of submachine guns [in] .40 Cal. S&W.”

According to the solicitation, the Dept. of Agriculture wants the guns to have an “ambidextrous safety, semiautomatic or 2 round [bursts] trigger group, Tritium night sights front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore group) and scope (top rear), stock collapsible or folding,” and a “30 rd. capacity” magazine.

They also want the submachine guns to have a “sling,” be “lightweight,” and have an “oversized trigger guard for gloved operation.”

The solicitation directs “all responsible and/or interested sources…[to] submit their company name, point of contact, and telephone.” Companies that submit information in a “timely” fashion “shall be considered by the agency for contact to determine weapon suitability.”

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Glenn47
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Glenn47

Must be because of all the stalking going on….just saying.

josephbc69
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You’re referring to the highly subversive corn-stalking, correct? I say rip off their ears and mow ’em down!

John Molloy
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John Molloy

Solution: Approve Keystone Pipeline, stop producing ethanol.
Gas prices will drop, as will transportation costs and the cost of animal feed and consequently, beef and pork prices. Result: economic recovery and no need for Thompson’s. Anyway, they shoot high and to the right if not held securely. That would also
waste ammo.

josephbc69
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Good one, and point well-taken!

joandarc
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joandarc

Thank you Dave for this interesting post. How very strange and weird indeed!

DCG
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Things that make you go hhmmmmm…..

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Those rabbits out there must be awfully mean…

Gingercake
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Gingercake

They’re cutting gun manufacturers off from their bank accounts AND expecting them to produce special guns for them? All gun companies must say NO to this. The federal’s intent is too obvious (kill everyone and take their land). Gun companies must stop this, even though it would be a big loss to the bottom line.

Number 41
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Number 41

Dave, somebody has to protect us from the Amish dairy farms giving away raw milk.

josephbc69
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Too, too true, and good on you for saying so! I’m sure there’s a position waiting for you in the DHS, in their SMF, or Special Milk Forces. Their motto is: “Bad to the Last Drop”.

josephbc69
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Too, too true! Hey, just kidding, I gave ya a ‘thumb up’.

TPR
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TPR

“Corn behaving badly,” LOL, superb headline, thanks for the laughs amid the insanity (ditto josephbc69, “rip their ears off,” Ha!) Let’s see, so now we have: –IRS: So you don’t want to pay your taxes, eh? You bad anti-govt. fool! Bang Bang you’re dead. –SSA: So you want your SS Retirement check, eh? You spoiled white entitled boomer! Bang bang you’re dead. –USPS: So you refuse this vaccine pkg delivered by your mailman? You paranoid health-nut! Bang bang you’re dead. –USDA: So you refuse to eat our GMO-corn? You conspiracy wacko! Bang bang you’re dead. –TSA: You wanna fly? Open… Read more »

josephbc69
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Now ya gotta love yr “TSA: You wanna fly? Open your fly or die, mister!” Anyone seen that Anthony Weiner guy around?

josephbc69
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Welcome to what I’ve begun calling ‘our bizarro world,’ such as it is. Matters are at a point where it truly hurts one’s mental-wellbeing if s/he attempts to reason the topic through, because all this crapola begins from horribly flawed premises. And once begun, it’s impossible not to go down roads which are so twisted that vertigo and travel sickness must be expected.

Yet many fancy themselves as ‘moderns’, people who believe it’s a sign of competency to stay abreast of this insane race to the bottom, which is rightly known as Hell.

exile
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exile

Didn’t Obama say a while back that he wanted to create a civilian army or national civilian security force? Here I thought he was going to create a whole new civilian army, but what he’s doing is arming civilian agencies.

josephbc69
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Don’t forget his teen militia, can’t recall its name just now, but think “Lethal Boy Scouts”. There’s at least one in yr neighbourhood: Obama’s ‘eyes are everywhere!’

Christine A Hall
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To spy on their families…and if that doesn’t work, give everyone new cable/dish boxes and game boxes just like the new XBox 360 (next generation, can’t remember the name right now), which my son has proven and seen w/ his own eyes how it “maps” the whole room in an infrared grid pattern and soon learns who is who, not to mention picks up everything that is said. When he was telling me this stuff, my spine tingled, and I just got a new DVR box by necessity because mine started acting stupid! Wonder if that was because it was… Read more »

josephbc69
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Good on you, and stay strong: we need you more than ever! Ex-pat in Victoria, BC, cheering you and all at the FOTM on and on!

Seumas
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Seumas

That would be microsoft (read: spysoft’s) xbox “one” (orwellian nazi edition) The best thing to do with that is to apply a sledge hammer or a hatchet and dump the remains on microsoft’s doorstep. It was bad enough they were using videogames as vectors for indoctrination of occult/gnostic and satanic ideas (see games such as darksiders [satanism, gnosticism], dragon age origins [starts with unavoidable event involving drinking “demon” blood and killing an innocent man who had a wife and daughter because he refused to “go all the way” and was a risk to the group’s “secret”], fable [2 allows for… Read more »

david4455
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Personally, I’m not amused. This is more of the Federal Government agencies trying to partake in the new “Police State” activities at the expense of the tax payer. I vote “NO” in that I do NOT want my own government killing me. That is exactly what all this “armament” is all about. We now have a whole department called DHS whos sole reason for existing is to kill citizens in America. It was put in place by allowing the “Patriot Act” to take away about half of our freedoms in one stroke of a pen. The patriot act, along with… Read more »

josephbc69
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Just gave you a ‘thumb up!’ as I agree it would be A Good Thing, but I doubt that the expenditures would be lowered by much. The problem is that once a bureau is created, it gets a Frankenstein life of its own and is soon immortal.

Does anyone reading this know of a single feral gubbmint bureau in the last 100 years that actually disappeared in every way? They’re usually re-born in another form, just as bad, a new face on old evil.