I’m not trying to be funny.
This is from TMZ, July 20, 2012:
A man claiming to be James Holmes created a profile on a popular sex website just days before “The Dark Knight Rises” massacre … in which he described his penis as “short/average” … and law enforcement sources tell TMZ investigators are now looking at the site to determine its authenticity.
“Holmes” created the profile on AdultFriendFinder.com July 5 — and included a picture of himself with reddish, orange hair … just as officials in Aurora, CO said he looked when he was apprehended Friday morning.
“Holmes” — who used the screen name classicjimbo — included a cryptic message on the top of the profile which reads, “Will you visit me in prison?”
In his profile, “Holmes” says he’s 6’0″ and single … with an athletic body. Note — the FBI says Holmes is 6’3″.
“Holmes” describes himself as a “light/social drinker” … but in the section where he’s asked if he smokes or does drugs, he answered, “I’d prefer not to say.”
“Holmes” also noted that he’s circumcised.
“Holmes” described himself as a straight man … and said he was seeking a sexual relationship with “Women, Couples (man and woman), Groups or Couples (2 women).”
“Holmes” also notes that he’s interested in “Erotic Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship, 1-on-1 sex or Group sex (3 or more!)”
In the section marked, “Introduction” … “Holmes” said, “Looking for a fling or casual sex gal. Am a nice guy. Well, as nice enough of a guy who does these sort of shenanigans.”
According to the website, “Holmes” last logged in to the site sometime in the past 3 days.
Meanwhile, New York Daily News reports, July 21, 2012, that a remorseless James Holmes is jailed in solitary confinement to prevent other inmates from attacking him.
A jail employee told the Daily News: “Let’s just say he hasn’t shown any remorse. He thinks he’s acting in a movie.”
Two just-released inmates said the concerns of Arapahoe Detention Center officials over Holmes’ life were well-founded.
Wayne Medley, 24, said as he left the facility, “All the inmates were talking about killing him. Everyone was looking for an opportunity. It’s all they could talk about.” Freed inmate Dima Danilov, 22, said that if Holmes was released into the general jail population, “he won’t live to see Monday’s court appearance.”
Another released inmate said Holmes’ behavior behind bars was increasingly irrational: “He was spitting at the door and spitting at the guards. He’s spitting at everything. Dude was acting crazy.”
Sure looks like demonic possession to me….
See also “Who is Colorado mass murderer James Holmes?”