Champing at the bit for another Caption Contest?

Posted on March 13, 2013 by | Leave a comment

This is the 42nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
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You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Wednesday, March 20, 2013.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“If Moochie Obama had a son, he would look just like me!”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here. 😀
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Champing at the bit for another Caption Contest?”

  1. japoa | March 13, 2013 at 5:31 am |

    ” Here is my Jenny Craig before picture “………

     
  2. japoa | March 13, 2013 at 5:33 am |

    “My pants have fallen and I can’t keep them up “…….

     
  3. japoa | March 13, 2013 at 5:40 am |

    “This is why you should always leave the house with clean underwear on! “….

     
  4. WTFPRESIDENT | March 13, 2013 at 6:34 am |

    The economy is so bad, I can’t afford pants that fit anymore.

     
  5. WTFPRESIDENT | March 13, 2013 at 6:35 am |

    I’m “occupying” this bus seat.

     
  6. japoa | March 13, 2013 at 6:36 am |

    “It’s a good thing nobody put super-glue on this seat “………

     
  7. WTFPRESIDENT | March 13, 2013 at 6:37 am |

    Look….a foot just fell out of my butt!!!!

     
  8. WTFPRESIDENT | March 13, 2013 at 6:38 am |

    I only wore these pants, because they have a pocket to hold my stash

     
  9. Doug Larson | March 13, 2013 at 7:21 am |

    ” Driver, what a ya mean you cant spare a square?”

     
  10. 1wanderingtruthseeker | March 13, 2013 at 10:43 am |

    Like mother, Like son….yards and yards of butt!

     
  11. khetaamenti | March 13, 2013 at 11:06 am |

    Mr. Driver, is this the seat I’m suppose to clean my butt on?

     
  12. christy | March 13, 2013 at 11:12 am |

    Rapper Heavy B (butt) lost his wrapping.

     
  13. Grace | March 13, 2013 at 11:43 am |

    Eowyn, my thought exactly!
    I think that’s MO’s bro.

     
    • alice wolf | March 13, 2013 at 7:55 pm |

      Please welcome the Alter Ego of our First Lady, as he takes up both seats, the Heavyweight Champion of Chompingdom, the one and only ……………………… Miiiiiiiiiiichaaaaaeeell le Bumba!!!!!!
      Hip Hoppity Hip to the Mothership.

       
  14. Sig94 | March 13, 2013 at 2:28 pm |

    Scientists at the National Traffic Safety Institute are currently experimenting with new non-slip bus seating technology tentatively called “Bare Ass Grip Tite.” It seeks to replace the old “Sticky Puke and Semen Sealant.”

     
  15. Sig94 | March 13, 2013 at 2:38 pm |

    I’m too sexy for my seat
    So I’m hanging out my meat
    My ass is really neat

     
  16. Sig94 | March 13, 2013 at 3:35 pm |

    Citing health hazards, Proctor & Gamble, manufacturer of Charmin Bath Tissue, has decided to discontinue its line of Charmin Public Utility Seat Covers.

     
  17. Nathan M. Bickel | March 13, 2013 at 4:14 pm |

    “Discontented butt cracker”

     
  18. Tom | March 13, 2013 at 4:27 pm |

    The butt stops here !

     
  19. ginny | March 13, 2013 at 5:18 pm |

    “If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all!”:)

     
  20. Bob350 | March 13, 2013 at 6:42 pm |

    “Does this seat make my ass look fat?”

     
  21. willi | March 14, 2013 at 12:08 am |

    The wheels on the bus go round and round,
    round and round, round and round,
    The wheels on the bus go round and round,
    all through the town.
    The seats on the bus go
    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  22. David616 | March 14, 2013 at 4:57 am |

    Funny my wife didn’t believe when I said: ” I bet you I still can wear the same jeans I wore in High School” Wow she is going to be so surprised – they still fit!!!!

     
  23. Jane | March 14, 2013 at 5:24 am |

    Hey ? Does this bus seat really make my butt look BIG ?

     
  24. Jane | March 14, 2013 at 5:26 am |

    awe sorry … I didn’t see Bob350’s post … 🙁

     
  25. Mother124 | March 14, 2013 at 6:03 am |

    The prize for this contest should be a bucket of eye-bleach!!
    Should have had a “can’t be unseen” warning!!

     
  26. Bob350 | March 14, 2013 at 6:35 am |

    Dr.Eowyn thank you for awarding me the last contest win. I will use the free subscription to the Fellowship for good and not evil.

     
  27. Bob350 | March 14, 2013 at 6:37 am |

    Showing the the shame of not being in the House of Reps anymore Bwarney Fwank must now use public transportation to get around. How the mighty have fallen.

     
  28. stopprintn | March 14, 2013 at 9:43 am |

    In the end times of America, the Hippity Hopp had infested the culture on many levels. As seen in this photo, the demise was most painful for those whom held their traditional values.

     
  29. Greg | March 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm |

    Without a seat belt Mike was just trying to get a better grip on the situation.

     
  30. Laserboy | March 14, 2013 at 5:38 pm |

    This is Bush’s Fault

     
  31. WTFPRESIDENT | March 15, 2013 at 5:46 am |

    I swear….I thought this was a public toilet

     
  32. WTFPRESIDENT | March 15, 2013 at 5:48 am |

    darn…..I hate when I forget my belt

     
  33. Dave | March 15, 2013 at 8:45 pm |

    K, not a caption, but this was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that pic.

    I’ll work on the caption part tomorrow, as it has been a rough day.
    -Dave

     
  34. Bruce | March 15, 2013 at 9:53 pm |

    While riding the bus to school today it finally hit me why they banned extra large soft drinks in New York. I wonder if I can sue them for making me fat?

     
  35. minou999 | March 16, 2013 at 10:05 am |

    Quantitative easing is not for the squeamish . . .
    Really gross, do I have to keep scrolling past this picture, yukkkk!!!

     
  36. Randall R. Kniess | March 16, 2013 at 4:30 pm |

    What “Sucking up Naugahyde” means.

     
  37. Knight4GFC | March 17, 2013 at 10:44 pm |

    “The first thing to follow the Assault Weapons Ban was an ammendment to the law to include ‘Butts’.”

     
  38. Mike | March 19, 2013 at 8:40 pm |

    Available Here Only: Free Mobile Voting Ap, Compatible With All Obama Phones! No Limit!

     
  39. Mike | March 19, 2013 at 9:46 pm |

    Roses are red
    Bus seats are blue
    Please pardon me
    I made a boo-boo!

     
  40. Mike | March 19, 2013 at 9:50 pm |

    I cast my vote
    For Barry, my man!
    Oops, what was that?
    Driver, turn on the fan!