This is the 42nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
You know the drill:
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Wednesday, March 20, 2013.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“If Moochie Obama had a son, he would look just like me!”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here. 😀
~Eowyn
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” Here is my Jenny Craig before picture “………
“My pants have fallen and I can’t keep them up “…….
“This is why you should always leave the house with clean underwear on! “….
The economy is so bad, I can’t afford pants that fit anymore.
I’m “occupying” this bus seat.
“It’s a good thing nobody put super-glue on this seat “………
Look….a foot just fell out of my butt!!!!
I only wore these pants, because they have a pocket to hold my stash
” Driver, what a ya mean you cant spare a square?”
Like mother, Like son….yards and yards of butt!
Mr. Driver, is this the seat I’m suppose to clean my butt on?
Rapper Heavy B (butt) lost his wrapping.
Eowyn, my thought exactly!
I think that’s MO’s bro.
😀
Please welcome the Alter Ego of our First Lady, as he takes up both seats, the Heavyweight Champion of Chompingdom, the one and only ……………………… Miiiiiiiiiiichaaaaaeeell le Bumba!!!!!!
Hip Hoppity Hip to the Mothership.
Scientists at the National Traffic Safety Institute are currently experimenting with new non-slip bus seating technology tentatively called “Bare Ass Grip Tite.” It seeks to replace the old “Sticky Puke and Semen Sealant.”
I’m too sexy for my seat
So I’m hanging out my meat
My ass is really neat
Citing health hazards, Proctor & Gamble, manufacturer of Charmin Bath Tissue, has decided to discontinue its line of Charmin Public Utility Seat Covers.
“Discontented butt cracker”
The butt stops here !
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all!”:)
“Does this seat make my ass look fat?”
ROFL
I love it! 😀
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round, round and round,
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town.
The seats on the bus go
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny my wife didn’t believe when I said: ” I bet you I still can wear the same jeans I wore in High School” Wow she is going to be so surprised – they still fit!!!!
Good one! LOL
Hey ? Does this bus seat really make my butt look BIG ?
awe sorry … I didn’t see Bob350’s post … 🙁
The prize for this contest should be a bucket of eye-bleach!!
Should have had a “can’t be unseen” warning!!
Dr.Eowyn thank you for awarding me the last contest win. I will use the free subscription to the Fellowship for good and not evil.
ROFLMAO
Thanks for making me laugh. I really really needed it. 🙂
Photo courtesy of ” Why Lesbians are Fat ” a tax payer funded government study.
Ouch.
Very clever. I love it! 😀
Showing the the shame of not being in the House of Reps anymore Bwarney Fwank must now use public transportation to get around. How the mighty have fallen.
In the end times of America, the Hippity Hopp had infested the culture on many levels. As seen in this photo, the demise was most painful for those whom held their traditional values.
Without a seat belt Mike was just trying to get a better grip on the situation.
This is Bush’s Fault
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I swear….I thought this was a public toilet
darn…..I hate when I forget my belt
K, not a caption, but this was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that pic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGD5FgtNtY
I’ll work on the caption part tomorrow, as it has been a rough day.
-Dave
Too funny!
While riding the bus to school today it finally hit me why they banned extra large soft drinks in New York. I wonder if I can sue them for making me fat?
Quantitative easing is not for the squeamish . . .
Really gross, do I have to keep scrolling past this picture, yukkkk!!!
What “Sucking up Naugahyde” means.
“The first thing to follow the Assault Weapons Ban was an ammendment to the law to include ‘Butts’.”
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Roses are red
Bus seats are blue
Please pardon me
I made a boo-boo!
I cast my vote
For Barry, my man!
Oops, what was that?
Driver, turn on the fan!