Celebrate April Fool’s Day by entering our Caption Contest!

This is the 70th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t FOTM’s swampygirl):

freakYou know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 8, 2014.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

An Obama voter.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D



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0 responses to “Celebrate April Fool’s Day by entering our Caption Contest!

  1. brolin1911a1

    Daddy, meet my fiance, Edward. Daddy? Daddy?

  2. Paul H. Lemmen

    “Of course I think this is appropriate attire for your daughter’s Prom Mr, Cleaver …”

  3. “If I had a son he would look like Ringo.” Barrack Obama

  4. Hey can I apply for a job at your restaurant?

  5. Oh my! This could be a really grissly caption contest.

  6. Meet the new poster boy for the NWO for 2014.

  7. Forward! Change you can believe in.

  8. This is a perfect example of what the current ruler of planet earth would love for all of us to transform ourselves into.

  9. This “apple has not fallen far from the tree”.

  10. “I asked for new curtains on my FACADE! Damn auto-correct!!”

  11. Father to freak “You’ll have my Daughter home on time right?”
    Freak to Father
    “Yes Sir. See I can’t pull the flat tire routine” I carry a spare with me”

  12. Meet the new director of the EPA.

  13. Excuse me Doc…..how do I stop the wind from whistling in my ears and nose?

  14. Schmooby McPhooby

    My next one will be where my brain used to be.

  15. Boogers by Dan…

  16. brolin1911a1

    Totally misunderstood what was meant by “Lord of the Rings.”

  17. Janet Yellen said the job outlook is still poor. The Fed must continue to intervene.

  18. Dear Eowyn,

    Where is the warning sign?? I open the page while eating… 🙁

  19. Of all the 5 senses, I feel like my hearing, taste and smell are the best. As to sight, the jury is still out. As far as touch, I cannot feel a thing.

  20. Soon as I comb my hair, I’ll join you at Democratic Headquarters..

  21. I thought the eyes were the windows to the soul, but for this guy it must be his nostrils.

  22. Dear Eowyn,

    I just have one question: why? Why does someone do something like that???????

    Ok, I have two questions. Do you think that thing crawled away from hell??? That would explain a lot….

  23. Obama’s son from his white side.

  24. Boudreaux, obviously dejected, exits the lobby of the local women’s correctional facility, because even though he had a fist full of pardons, he still couldn’t get laid.


  25. I’ve been lurking on your site for years. I couldn’t resist this caption contest. Here’s my entry (short & sweet)
    “Hi, I’m unemployable”

  26. Desmond spent a small fortune preparing himself for that job opening in the Home Depot plumbing section, but the surgeon just couldn’t fit the pipe vise in his butt.

  27. Somewhere in the middle of Hellraiser 3, Skippy decided to self-mutilate after seeing Slayer 6 times front row.

  28. With rings in his earlobes
    And pipes in his nose,
    Young Bobby will whistle
    Wherever he goes.

  29. I like flanges,
    Lot and lots of flanges
    I like flanges
    And I’m also fond of pipes.

    I have flanges in here
    And flanges in there
    And flanges to last me all my life
    But no wife.

  30. Castanets! I ordered castanets! I can’t clack these dumb ring things!
    I want the castanets!

  31. Dejected and angry, Peter Pudthucker storms out of the state job training facility after learning that his job classification was “cringe muffin.”

  32. More dead than alive, Harvey stumbles out of the “Napkin Holders for Idiots” classroom.

  33. Paul H. Lemmen

    You’re the CEO of MY BANK!

  34. Don’t stand beside him when he blows his nose!

  35. Despite the explosive ejection of his nose plugs and jettisoning all lobe cargo, Stanley still had to seek permission for an emergency landing at Walmart.

  36. Look into the story on new Mozilla CEO, Brandan Eich, in CA who is being called on to resign by some Mozilla employees because he sent donations to support Prop 8


  37. Like that? Wait til ya see my good side!

  38. Escapee from “Cash For Clunkers”

  39. All paid for through Obamacare. Selfie taken with free iPhone 5s.

  40. Oh sh$t, a metal dictator!

  41. President Obama introduces his new rubber tire czar.

  42. no caption…. I just remember myself saying… “Oh my goodness! Self mutilation!”

  43. Darn it! This bad haircut makes me look stupid.

  44. So much for the ascent of man evolutionary theory.

  45. Obviously all the human sperm died on the way to the egg.

  46. “I didn’t build that, someone else made that happen”

  47. And so, I hesitated an istant before realizing that I had to call Johnnie’s parents about his failing middle school grades……

  48. Some people say I am crazy so I thought I should fill out an IQ test to show people how smart I was.
    I got the results in the mail and it had a ” GET WELL SOON CARD & $ 20 ” in the envelope. Cool , I can get another ring or tattoo .

  49. Freed from that accursed “job lock” ’til 26!

  50. I hope this is change enough. Geez.