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Thursday Funny: Getting out of the Lamborghini

Why fat men shouldn’t drive sports cars:

H/t John Molloy

~Eowyn

Little boy with cerebral palsy recites Pledge of Allegiance

NFL players refuse to honor the Pledge of Allegiance, but a little boy with cerebral palsy does.

FoxNews reports 5-year-old Jake Garza was born prematurely and has faced many health obstacles throughout his lifetime, including cerebral palsy — a neurological disorder that primarily affects body movement and muscle coordination.

Jake had been a relatively quiet child. But that all changed after he learned how to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Jake’s father, Eric, 32, an active duty member of the U.S. Coast Guard, said Jake was spending time with family in his hometown of St. Petersburg, Florida, when “all of a sudden, he started reciting the pledge. It hit me right in the heart.”

Eric said he had “no idea” his son was able to recite the pledge, especially because “he was showing some [speech] progress but could only say words like ‘yes’ and ‘no.’”

~Eowyn

Bart Hubbuch, who wants every gun owner hanged, calls us ‘morons’

Remember my post of two days ago, “Former NY Post sports writer Bart Hubbuch calls for every gun owner to be hanged“?

Bart Hubbuch

Well, Hubbuch discovered the post, and wrote this very intelligent comment on Twitter @BartHubbuch, calling FOTM readers morons:

Bart Hubbuch tweet

Resorting to insults is the mark of someone without a valid argument. To quote Socrates:

“When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.”

Here is my response to Hubbuch:

my tweet to Bart Hubbuch

~Eowyn

The Wells of Salvation

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With joy you will draw water from the wells of salvation.

The Bible builds word pictures that can lodge in the heart of the reader. This verse, Isaiah 12:3, is one of those word pictures. Even as I read it this morning I feel refreshed by its hope.

Other famous word pictures include “He satisfies your desires with good things so that your youth is renewed like the eagles.” The effect on the mind is of the ease of flight, the mastery of the sky, the liberty of health.

If we keep the soil of our hearts well tilled, free from weeds like lust, greed, cares and worries, these word pictures can produce a harvest of peace and confidence in our lives that can spill over and help us and those around us.

How we know the Hillary Clinton sex tape is obviously fake

Ben Collins reports for NBC News that a pornographic video that falsely claimed to show Hillary Clinton engaged in a sex act has been traced back to an account that Reddit acknowledged on April 10 is linked to Russia’s Internet Research Agency.

An animated gif of the fake porn video was uploaded to Reddit’s largest pro-Trump community, r/The_Donald. The same sex tape was posted five times to PornHub under the name “Leaked Hillary Clinton’s Hotel Sex Tape with Black Guy,” and also the porn site SpankBang. The video had been viewed more than 250,000 times on Pornhub.

Last October, a former employee of the Internet Research Agency, Alan Baskaev, told Russia’s TV Rain that the troll farm had created the fake Hillary Clinton porn video.

The graphic video shows a blonde woman and a black man having sex in what appears to be a hotel room.

Former FBI agent Clint Watts, who testified before Congress in 2017 about Russian disinformation tacticts, told NBC News that a pivotal part of Russia’s propaganda strategy is to “place videos like this on 4chan or Reddit and hope it takes off in other places on its own. Reddit and other anonymous platforms, we’ve always believed, were perfect hosting platforms for forgeries.”

Without being told by NBC or Reddit, any one with any sense would know that the sex tape is a fake. Below are three reasons and three screenshots I took from the video.

You are forewarned!

Reason #3 why the sex tape is fake

That’s not Hillary’s face (0:09 mark):

Hillary sex tape

Reason #2 why the sex tape is fake

That’s not Hillary’s butt: hers is much bigger, as are her thighs. Hillary Clinton is 70 years old. The butt and legs of the blonde in the video are those of a young woman.

Hillary sex tape1

And what’s the number one reason the sex tape is fake?

Reason #1 why the sex tape is fake

The woman in the video was wearing a skirt-suit that looks cheap. Hillary wears only designer pantsuits that each costs thousands of dollars.

Hillary sex tape2

This is why you’ll never catch Hillary in a skirt:

why Hillary wears pantsuits

~Eowyn

CT Democrat gubernatorial candidate dragged off by police

Liberals really are mentally ill!

Lee Whitnum, a Democrat, 58, declared herself a candidate in Connecticut’s gubernatorial race and filed the necessary paper work more than a year ago.

On Monday, April 9, 2018, the Brookfield Democratic Town Committee held a gubernatorial candidates debate at Brookfield High School.

Whitnum was told she was not welcome by Laura Orban, the chair of the Brookfield Democratic Town Committee.

But Whitnum showed up anyway and refused leave.

She said in a statement: “I had every right to be at that debate. I am a declared candidate for governor. My paperwork was filed more than a year ago. I told them I would be attending.” (NBC Connecticut)

First, Whitnum clung to her desk, even though all the other candidates had left the stage.

Then, Whitnum threw herself onto the floor.

It took three police officers to drag Whitnum off the stage.

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Whitnum was charged with second-degree breach of peace and simple trespass. She was released on a $500 bond is scheduled to appear in court on April 19.

Here’s the video:

Some comments from viewers of the YouTube video:

“You’re never getting elected you fucking lunatic. 5 previous arrests, 3 failed bids for office. Id say you’ve gotten your 3 strikes, you’re out bitch!”

“Lol soooo we have the ex con, the guy that bankrupted Hartford, a clown, and a crazy running for governor?? I bet one of them gets in too!! 😂”

“Lee Whitnum …my two year old used to pull this crap. He’s twelve now and knows better. You are a grown woman. There is absolutely no excuse for adults to behave like this. Thanks for the vote of confidence that democrats are getting their act together. SMFH. I’m going independent. Something is seriously wrong with you Whitnum.”

In 2013, Whitnum was arrested for stalking a judge. (Stamford Advocate)

H/t FOTM‘s Stovepipe

~Eowyn

Joy & Heron: an animated short movie

A beautifully crafted, charming story of a dog and a heron, produced by Passion Pictures Melbourne.

H/t Ken R. and GiGi

~Eowyn