Category Archives: Michelle Obama

Obama Speaks on Global Warming, Then Spews CO2 With Private Jet, 13-Car Motorcade

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Do as I say, not as I do.

Of course he did.

From HeatStreet:  Current President Donald Trump may be living it up in Saudi Arabia, but former President Barack Obama certainly isn’t slacking off on the sweet life.

Obama and his wife Michelle are in Italy this week on vacation, after the former President spoke to the Institute for International Political Studies in Milan on the importance of addressing climate change, to preserve the world’s food supply and protect its underprivileged.

Apparently, he’s decided to demonstrate humanity’s contribution to global warming by making his own carbon footprint as big as possible.

On Friday, the Obama’s jetted into Tuscany on a private – not a commercial – plane, escorted into a small Florentine airport by six additional military jets, according to Italian state television. Footage of the landing has been broadcasting across Italy all weekend.

Once on the ground, the Obamas slipped into a black SUV and drove to the private Tuscan villa, Borgo Finocchieto, where they’ll be staying in all week, escorted by a 13-car motorcade.

The Villa, of course, is no mere motel, nestled in the Tuscan countryside just a few miles south of the city of Florence. They’ll be taking over an entire Tuscan village, where they’ll have their choice of 22 bedrooms, a library, several private spas and steam rooms, and wine-tasting room. Borgo Finocchieto also boasts commanding views of Tuscany’s vineyards.

It usually goes for $15,000 per night, but luckily for Obama, it belongs to his former ambassador to Italy, so no doubt the pair will get a deal.

In just his trip back and forth to Italy, for his presentation and his vacation, Barack Obama has emitted more than 16 metric tons of carbon – just shy of what an average American emits in a year. Add to that the motorcade, the internal travel in Italy, and, of course, the villa, and Obama and his wife have easily emitted more carbon in one single week than most Americans will in 2017.

Last week, Obama implored those same Americans – and their compatriots across Europe – to cut down on their carbon emissions in order to draw global warming to a standstill. “When it comes to climate change, the hour is almost upon us,” Obama told the audience at his IIPS keynote. “I do not believe that this planet is condemned to ever-rising temperatures. I believe these are problems that were caused by man and can be solved by man.

He even predicted that such egregious energy consumption to lead to food shortages as Europe struggles to take in refugees from the Middle East. If it were such an imperative, however, perhaps Obama, like other famous environmental activists, should be reconsidering his own personal habits.

DCG

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The Egyptian Tranny Caption Contest

This is the 150th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On April 21, 2017, Chicago artist Chris Devins finished painting a mural of Michelle Obama as an Egyptian queen on an apartment building at the corner of 74th and Chappell on Chicago’s South Side, across the street from Bouchet Elementary School where Mooch had graduated.

Devins had financed the painting with $12,000 from a GoFundMe campaign. He said: “The purpose of this mural is to give today’s children someone they can literally look up to and to celebrate Mrs. Obama’s life and accomplishments during the last 8 years as First Lady of the United States.”

Alas, Devins plagiarized the image from another artist — Ethiopian-born Gelila Mesfin, who had posted a photo of her painting to her Instagram account (@Thick_East_African_Girl) last November.

After first denying knowing of Mesfin’s work, Devins eventually admitted being “inspired” by Mesfin’s painting and offered her a licensing fee. (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, May 23, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Ancient Egypt had trannies too! Who knew?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

Michelle Obama’s healthy school meals are set to be scrapped by Trump’s agriculture secretary next week

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Say bye bye to Michelle Obama’s mandated school lunches

Another Obama legacy bites the dust.

From Daily Mail: Michelle Obama‘s healthy school lunches could be on the chopping block with the Trump administration expected to announce new measures as early as Monday to ease the program’s regulations.

The US Department of Agriculture announced on Friday that its secretary Sonny Perdue is set to introduce new standards that will give schools more flexibility in relation to the National School Lunch Program. It is not yet clear how the rules will change school lunches or the regulations.

The announcement will take place at the Catoctin Elementary School in Leesburg, Virginia, where Perdue and Sen. Pat Roberts (R-Kan.) will eat lunch with the students, The Hill reports.

Republicans have long held concerns about the school lunch program, which was spearheaded by the former First Lady to establish new healthy eating standards and curb childhood obesity.

But the more nutritious meals, which required more fruit, vegetables and whole grains, have not always been popular with schoolchildren.

The regulations pushed by Mrs. Obama led to the sarcastic hashtag #ThanksMichelleObama flooding the internet with unimpressed students sharing photos of their lunch.

Some pictures shared as recently as last week show piles of mushy lunches, small portions and the kind of fare that left some saying even ‘prisoners eat better food.’ 

Read the rest of the story here.

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Michelle Obama’s swinging nuts on the Ellen DeGeneres Show

White pants are unforgiving.

Not only do they show every stain, white pants also reveal bulges.

Mooch made the mistake of wearing white pants when she went dancing on the Ellen DeGeneres show, which was aired on CBS on March 16, 2015.

I had posted on Mooch’s penis-shaped bulges in “Is this Michelle Obama’s weenie?,” including these screenshots.

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Now, thanks to a post on a reader’s blog, saboteur365, we have visual evidence of not just Mooch’s penis but “her” swinging nuts as well.

Below is a video of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, which I’d set to begin at the 2:27 mark when Mooch stands up and we can see the crotch of “her” white pants. Please note that this is an official video from The Ellen DeGeneres Show, which means the GIFs that I made from the video have not been “photoshopped” or tampered.

Here are two screenshots I took before the dancing begins, of a small bulge on the right side (our left) of Mooch’s crotch.

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Beginning at the 5:09 mark, you can see Mooch’s nuts swinging. Here’s a GIF I made of those seconds:

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Here’s a GIF of Mooch’s swinging nuts in slow motion:

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See also:

~Eowyn

Monday Political Funnies!

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H/t FOTM’s MomOfIV and josephbc69

~Eowyn

The End of an Error: Moving trucks have arrived at White House!

uninstalling-obamaIt’s started!

They’re beginning to move out of the White House.

The Obamas really are leaving!

Michelle Kosinski, CNN’s White House correspondent, tweeted this an hour ago:

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H/t GiGi

~Eowyn

First Family’s latest Hawaii vacation pushes cost of first family’s travel past $96 million

jan-20-2017From Daily Mail: President Barack Obama dined out with his family and friends at hip Honolulu Asian fusion restaurant Nobu on Wednesday night. Obama received a round of applause from other guests as he walked through the restaurant, a video posted to Instagram shows.

Earlier in the day Obama hit the gym and played a round of golf with his childhood companions. He spent the afternoon at the Shangri La Islamic arts center built by tobacco heiress and socialite Doris Duke.

The first family has been in Hawaii, enjoying their last taxpayer subsidized vacation, for nearly two weeks. They’re parked there until after the New Year holiday.

A report published yesterday afternoon puts the price tag of their travel over the last eight years at $96 million. It excluded most government business but included a trip to Cuba and Argentina the first family accompanied the president on in March.

In Argentina, the first family took a side trip to Bariloche go sightseeing after the president finished his White House meetings in Buenos Aires. They went on a walk of Old Havana in Cuba. Flights and security cost $7,146,015.18, the watchdog organization that obtained the records, Judicial Watch, said.

The Obamas pay for their food and lodging out of pocket when they’re on personal travel and ate out last night at celebrity chef Nobu Matsuhisa’s Honolulu location. Nobu was co-founded by Hollywood favorite Robert Dinero and has locations around the world in Los Angeles, London, New York, Malibu, Hong Kong, Milan and Bejing.

The restaurant boasts on its website that Titanic actress Kate Winslet rated its food ‘heaven on earth and sex on a plate.’ Dishes on the menu include a ‘Monkfish Pate with Caviar and Karashi Su-Miso Sauce,’ ‘Shaved Ice Ceviche’ and ‘Lobster Inaniwa Pasta.’ Sushi at Nobu sells for $5.75 a piece on average, not including the fish the restaurant lists at market price.

A crowd of more than 100 people gathered outside while the Obamas were eating last night, hoping to catch a glimpse of the Hawaiian-born president, who spent his afternoon on the green with high school buddies Greg Orme, Bobby Titcomb and Mike Ramos.

Click on the Daily Mail link above to read the rest of the story.

 

DCG