Category Archives: Michelle Obama

Who’s writing the script for politicians?

And who’s writing the script for TV news across America?

H/t Will Shanley

~Eowyn

Another Hollyweird movie to avoid: “Bad Moms”

bad moms

This movie is to be released on July 29th. From Wikipedia, here’s the plot:

“Amy Mitchell (played by Mila Kunis) has a seemingly perfect life – a great marriage, over-achieving kids, beautiful home and a career. However she’s over-worked, over-committed and exhausted to the point that she’s about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities going on a wild binge of long-overdue freedom, fun and self-indulgence – putting them on a collision course with PTA Queen Bee Gwendolyn and her clique of devoted perfect moms.”

Some things to know about some of the stars of this movie:

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis: Kunis supports the Democratic Party and Barack Obama. In a 2012 interview, she criticized the Republican Party, saying: “The way that Republicans attack women is so offensive to me. And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why we gotta talk about Jesus all the time?”

Kristen Bell: Kristen (a mother herself) is a rabid supporter of Planned Parenthood.

Bell is also a rabid anti-gunner. She ALWAYS tweets nasty words for the NRA, gun owners, and republicans after any gun incident (oddly, she doesn’t tweet about the regular shootings in Chiraq). Some of her tweets:

  • “The @NRA needs mental health care.” (In response to the Sandy Hook shootings.)
  • “Official diagnosis: This country is gun sick.” (In response to the Dallas Police shootings.)
  • A tweet Bell retweeted after the Orlando shootings: “My thoughts and prayers are with the Senators that voted down gun control. My thoughts: do your job. My prayer: you’re voted out of office.”
  • Another retweet of Bell’s: “Ladies, this election cycle you either vote with your vagina or your asshole. #HillaryClinton #DonaldTrump

And my favorite tweet of Bell’s: “We can all use are voices, but Lets not be disrespectful, immature, & reactive w/out any forethought. None of those things are helping.”

Jada Pinkett Smith and Michelle Obama

Jada Pinkett Smith and Michelle Obama

Jada Pinkett Smith: Smith boycotted the Oscars this year, along with her husband Will, due to a lack of diversity among the nominees. In a video posted to Facebook, Smith said she would not even watch the Oscars on TV this year. Her husband, Will Smith, had been considered an Oscar contender for his role in “Concussion” but was not nominated. “Today is Martin Luther King’s birthday, and I can’t help but ask the question: Is it time that people of color recognize how much power, influence, that we have amassed, that we no longer need to ask to be invited anywhere?” she said.

Smith and her husband are also supporters of Obama.  Earlier this year, the two added their star power to President Barack Obama’s initiative to boost opportunities for vulnerable young Americans. The Will & Jada Smith Family Foundation said it will launch a “Careers in Entertainment Tour” to support Obama’s My Brother’s Keeper Initiative on its two-year anniversary. In keeping with the initiative’s goals, the tour will be aimed at helping underserved high school and college students interested in entertainment industry careers, the foundation said.

Another Hollyweird movie I will not be seeing.

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San Diego sheeple happily sign petition for Soylent Green school menu

Mark Dice strikes again.

In this video, the author and political gadfly asks people on a San Diego beach to sign a petition to have San Diego public schools adopt the “Michelle Obama Soylent-Green” lunch menu.

Soylent Green of course is human flesh in the form of green wafers that are sold to the people as “high energy plankton” from the ocean, in an eponymous 1973 science-fiction movie starring the late Charleston Heston.

One after another, the sheeple in San Diego happily oblige Dice’s request, oblivious to the fact that they were signing a (fake) petition to put human flesh on school menus, thereby showing that many Americans not only are ignorant, they’ll sign anything as long as they’re told it’s sponsored by Michelle Obama and is for the good of “the children”.

H/t maziel.

~Eowyn

Tranny thrown out of D.C. store looks like Michelle Obama!

You may have seen the recent news that a security guard in a store was charged with assault for throwing a “transgender” out of the store’s women’s restroom.

The “transgender” calls himself Ebony Belcher.

But what the news media didn’t tell you is the most interesting part of this news: Belcher looks just like Michelle Obama!

Before I recount the news of the incident, look at the pictures below and guess which one is Mooch:

Ebony Belcher & Michelle Obama
The correct answer is the one on the right . . . or is it the one on the left? LOL

Abandoning all pretenses at journalistic objectivity, but instead completely taking the point-of-view of Belcher by calling him “a woman” and “her,” Jackie Benson reports for NBC4 Washington, May 18, 2016, that “D.C. police have charged a security guard at a Giant grocery store with simple assault after a transgender woman said the guard forced her out of the women’s restroom.”

Ebony Belcher, 32, said when “she” had passed a female security officer on “her” way to the women’s restroom in Giant in northeast D.C. The officer then came into the restroom and told Belcher to get out and called “her” derogatory names. “She” said the officer put her hand on her shoulder and arm, grabbed “her” and pushed “her” out of the store. Belcher said the guard told “her”: “You guys cannot keep coming in here and using our women’s restroom. They did not pass the law yet.”

Belcher said “she” suffers from Parkinson’s disease and almost fell while the officer was shoving “her. Belcher then called police and reported the incident after “she” left the store. The police then arrested the guard and charged her with assault.

According to a police report, the unnamed guard is a special police officer at the Giant store near Third and H streets in northeast D.C.

Here’s the very objective [sarc] NBC4 news video:

An account by InfoWars notes Ebony Belcher’s resemblance to Mooch:

Interestingly, the tranny looks just like Michelle Obama, who many have suggested is also a transsexual, including influential comedian Joan Rivers.

“You know Michelle (Obama) is a trans,” she said in a 2014 interview. “A transgender. We all know it.”

Rivers died about two months later during a routine medical procedure.

President Obama has since been promoting the transgendered movement, most recently by ordering every public school district in the country to allow trans students to use the bathrooms that match their “gender identity.” […]

The Obama administration claims it’s defending “transgendered rights,” but don’t be fooled: as a politician, Obama couldn’t care less about individual rights – his concern is merely to hijack citizen movements, such as LGBT, to expand government power.

And now, the answer to the question posed earlier:

Ebony Belcher & Michelle ObamaEbony Belcher not only looks like Mooch, he looks more feminine than Mooch! All of which should lend even more fuel to the contention that Michelle Obama is actually a man — a pre-op transgender or, more accurately, a male transvestite.

For FOTM’s detailed analysis of Mooch as a tranny, see “Michelle Obama is a transgender?

H/t FOTM‘s maziel

~Eowyn

The Last Tango Caption Contest

This is the 121st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Obama tangoes while Brussels burns

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like another dictator of another dying empire nearly 2,000 years ago, Obama tangoes while Brussels and the world burn.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 12, 2016.

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any pics that you think will make good fodder for our caption contests? Send it to us at:

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Thank you!

~Éowyn

Feds to fine schools for not following Michelle Obama’s lunch rules

Never mind that the lunches are terrible. Thou shall not cross the queen!

Michelle Antoinette

Via Fox News: The federal government is taking steps to fine schools that do not comply with first lady Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food and Nutrition Service issued a proposed rule Monday to codify parts of the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, which was championed by Mrs. Obama.

The regulation would punish schools and state departments with fines for “egregious or persistent disregard” for the lunch rules that imposed sodium and calorie limits and banned white grains.

A West Virginia preschool teacher was threatened with fines for violating the rules by rewarding her students with candy for good behavior in June 2015. The teacher ultimately did not have to pay, but the school had to develop a “corrective action plan” with training on the policies.

The government now seeks to make fines enforceable by regulation. Section 303 of the law requires that the federal government “establish criteria for the imposition of fines” for all the Department of Agriculture’s child food programs.

“Under section 303, the Secretary or a State agency may establish an assessment against any school food authority or school administering the Child Nutrition Programs if the Secretary or the State agency determines that the school or school food authority failed to correct severe mismanagement of any program, failed to correct repeated violations of program requirements, or disregarded a requirement of which they have been informed,” the proposed rule states.

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 115th Caption Contest!

There were so many great captions. Y’all outdid yourselves for this contest!

As usual, FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 115th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points, is . . .

Snoopy dancesquirrelmistress!

Here is her winning caption:

obama lightsaber

Joe is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here is his caption:

I’m ready to attack ISIS!

Kevin J. Lankford is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here is his caption:

Yes, the force is with me, Moochi. The force of the Supreme Court. The force of Congress. The force of the Senate. The force of the CIA. The force of the FBI. The force of the Secret Service. The force of all my military. And yes, Even the force of my powerful media.

japoa and MomOfIV are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

“Oh my Mr.President, what a big rod you have” . . . . All the better to screw with the American people.

May the “farts” be with you…and you alone, Obama.

Captain America, chemtrailssuck, and MoFrappy are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

“Zero,” the gay blade!

“May the farce of what we’re doing be with you ALL…”

Barry shows the world what’s been hiding in Michelle’s pants.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, squirrelmistress!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

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~Éowyn