Category Archives: Michelle Obama

Saturday Funny: ‘Take that, Melania!’

moochmichelles-weenieH/t FOTM‘s cs


Fitness guru Michelle Obama gets porky, but Obama calls Americans ‘lazy’

Remember this pic of the Obamas in my post, “Obamas end last taxpayer-paid Martha’s Vineyard vacation“?

Obamas' last Martha's Vineyard taxpayer-paid vacay Aug. 2016I noticed, at the time, that FLPOS Mooch was getting chunky (look at the size of her thighs!), and made fun of her by posing her next to Star Wars’ Chewy the Wookie:

Michelle Obama leaves Martha's Vineyard, Aug. 21, 2016

According to National Enquirer, 5′ 11″ Mooch had packed on 95 pounds and now weighs 257 pounds.

Below are pics of the First Wookie at the White House state dinner for Singapore Prime Minister and wife on August 2, 2016. Oink! Oink!

Mooch with Singapore PM Lee Hsien Loong and wife, August 2, 2016. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Photo by Leigh Vogel-Pool/Getty Images

Photo by Leigh Vogel-Pool/Getty Images

WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 02: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama waits for the arrival of Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong of Singapore and his wife Ho Ching on the North Portico of the White House August 2, 2016 in Washington, DC. The Obamas are hosting the prime minister and his wife for an official state dinner. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 02: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama waits for the arrival of Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong of Singapore and his wife Ho Ching on the North Portico of the White House August 2, 2016 in Washington, DC. The Obamas are hosting the prime minister and his wife for an official state dinner. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

I’m making a point of this only because Mooch, with her “healthy” school lunches that kids just throw away, had sanctimoniously lectured to Americans on physical fitness.

An example of Michelle Obama's mandated school lunches

An example of Michelle Obama’s mandated school lunches

Meanwhile, yesterday, without Mooch by his side, the POS ditched his wedding ring at a townhall meeting in Laos, S.E. Asia. Strangely, he had worn that ring back when he was a student at Occidental College, long before he met Mooch. (See “Another Obama mystery: He wore a wedding ring as a single man“)


Obama in Laos, Sept. 7, 2016.

At the Laotian townhall meeting, Obama repeatedly called Americans “lazy,” as well as isolated and ignorant, which is rich coming from him who misses 6 of 10 of his daily intelligence briefings. In 2014, then Chair of the Democratic National Committee Debbie Wasserman-Schultz admitted Obama is lazy.

This is not the first time Obama had called Americans lazy. See my post of November 15, 2011, “Obama Blames Americans for Being Lazy”.

Just think, in about 4 months, we’ll see the last of Barry and Mooch in the White House. WooHoo!


Obamas end last taxpayer-paid Martha’s Vineyard vacation

Yesterday was the last day of the Obamas’ taxpayer-paid family vacation in Martha’s Vineyard, the East coast’s summer playground of America’s élites.

Obamas' last Martha's Vineyard taxpayer-paid vacay Aug. 2016As reported by Cape Cod Times, the day “came to a close Sunday much as it began — with a round of golf.”

The POS and his family boarded Air Force One around 6:35 p.m. at Joint Base Cape Cod and headed back to Washington.

Here’s another view of FLPOS:

Michelle Obama leaves Martha's Vineyard, Aug. 21, 2016S/he’s getting chunky.

Must be those Michelle Obama school lunches….

Obama economic recovery in 9 chartsH/t FOTM‘s DCG


Democratic National Convention – A Bad Lip Reading!


A movie to avoid: Southside with You

To be released in the U.S. next Friday, August 26th.

From Wikipedia:

“Southside with You is a 2016 American romantic comedy-drama film written and directed by Richard Tanne, in his feature film directorial debut. The film stars Parker Sawyers and Tika Sumpter as a young Barack and Michelle Robinson Obama, respectively, and focuses on the couple’s first date on an evening in 1989.

Young associate Barack Obama tries to win the heart of a young lawyer, Michelle Robinson in Chicago in 1989. On their first date, they visit the Art Institute of Chicago, view a screening of Spike Lee‘s Do the Right Thing, and have their first kiss outside an ice cream parlor.”

Yet another Hollyweird movie I will not be seeing.


Study slams Michelle Obama’s meals for ‘fueling America’s obesity epidemic’

Odd that the Michelle-mandated meals have been deemed skimpy and terrible by students yet they are causing children to become fat. But that’s what happens when you get government involved.

government solve all problems

Via Daily Mail: Government-funded school meals are driving the obesity epidemic, a new study warns.

Millions of low-income families rely on subsidized breakfast and lunches at public school to feed their children. But a landmark paper has concluded these fat- and meat-heavy dishes are putting children at risk of being overweight.

It is a damning indictment of Michelle Obama’s years-long meal program.  

Bet what Michelle is eating isn't on the school lunch program...

Bet what Michelle is eating isn’t on the school lunch program…

‘While well-intentioned, these government funded school meal programs that are aimed at making kids healthy are in fact making participating students more at risk of being overweight,’ said Wen You, associate professor of agricultural and applied economics in the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences.

‘This study identifies the hardest battles in crafting policy to alleviate children in low-income populations being overweight.’

The study, published in the journal Health Economics, found that children are more likely to be overweight if they participate in both the school breakfast and lunch programs throughout their schooling years.

That means half their nutrition comes from college kitchens. The longer children participated in school meal programs, the more likely they were to be obese.

‘We found that the longer children were in the programs, the higher their risk of being overweight. We also saw the most negative effect of the government-funded school meal programs in the South, the Northeast, and rural areas of the country,’ You said.

‘The question now is what to do in order to not just fill bellies, but make sure those children consume healthy and nutritious food – or at least not contribute to the obesity epidemic.’

They found that long-term participation posed the largest risk of being overweight. 

The study utilized a nationally representative longitudinal data of 21, 260 students who were followed from kindergarten to eighth grade and controlled for the self-selection and income effects to examine school meal programs’ influence on student’s body mass index z-score changes.

The study utilized statistical methods to match students who were eligible and chose not to participate in the school meal programs with students who chose to participate to ensure comparability.  The team also examined a subgroup of students who changed their program participation status along the way and confirmed the short-term risk of being overweight imposed by the school lunch program.

The study reveals the need for improving the school meal programs’ effectiveness at promoting better nutrition among school-age children. 

michelle obama lunch3

Although the research is limited at looking at the school meal programs as a whole, it uncovers the need to go beyond merely raising nutrition standards.

The authors say policymakers need to comprehensively design programs to enable schools to provide healthy food that meets standards and is appetizing to children. ‘Policymakers need to consider all the aspects of school meal programs – from availability and affordability to nutritional content and tastiness. It is important to have extra policy support that will allow funding for programs such as chef-to-school and farm-to-school, as well as culinary training for cafeteria staff so kids actually enjoy eating what is ultimately prepared for them,’ said You.

‘This study also helps to identify the regions that are most in need and calls for targeted policy design,’ she said.


First daughter Malia Obama twerks & exposes her butt at Lolapalooza

Malia Obama at Lolapalooza

Malia Obama, Barry & Mooch’s 18-year-old daughter, twerked and lifted her short dress to expose her butt at the Lolapalooza pop music festival.

You’d think that Malia had grown up in the ghetto, instead of in the White House and schooled in the exclusive Sidwell Friends private school.

But then what do you expect?

After all, last summer, her parents saw fit that Malia interned at Lena Dunham’s Girls HBO TV show — a show that depicted a man licking/eating a woman’s anus.

A "meaningful message" Dunham is spreading on Girls

A “meaningful message” Dunham is spreading on Girls

Why anyone in their right mind would want to lick or thrust his penis into another’s anus or ingest feces, is utterly beyond my comprehension. The anus is not designed for sexual penetration, nor is fecal matter — replete with germs — meant to be ingested.

But the Devil likes to pervert everything that is of God, turning things upside down — good is evil, and evil is good. There’s a reason why sodomy is favored by the Devil and is used in initiation rites by satanists (see “Satanist Explains the Rites of Sodomy“).