Category Archives: Hillary Clinton

The ‘Mwahaha’ Caption Contest

This is the 159th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t maziel):

Eyebleach Alert!!!

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You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 26, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Mwahaha! So you thought the AntiChrist is a man? Get a load of this, you deplorable misogynists!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Dolly Parton smiled when Jane Fonda & Lily Tomlin bashed President Trump at Emmy Awards

As expected, last night’s Emmy Awards show was a non-stop orgy of Trump bashing.

At one point, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton came on stage to present an award. Fonda and Tomlin used the occasion to trash Trump, comparing him to the male chauvinist boss in their 1980 movie 9 to 5.

Hanoi Jane said:

“Back in 1980 in that movie, we refuse to be controlled by a sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot.”

Tomlin then piped in:

“And in 2017, we still refuse to be controlled by a sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot.”

Hollywood award presenters rehearse what they’ll say, so Dolly Parton knew full well Fonda and Tomlin planned to bash a duly-elected sitting President.

Not only did Parton know beforehand, she went along with the Trump bashing and actually smiled when Tomlin said “egotistical lying hypocritical bigot” (0:40 mark):

But Parton’s fans are still defending her on the video’s YouTube page.

In an interview with the New York Times in June 2016 during the presidential campaign, Parton said she will “be behind her” when Hillary Clinton officially secures the Democratic Party’s nomination:

“Well, I think that that would be wonderful. Hillary might make as good a president as anybody ever has. I think no matter if it’s Hillary or Donald Trump, we’re gonna be plagued with PMS either way — presidential mood swings! But I personally think a woman would do a great job. I think Hillary’s very qualified. So if she gets it, I’ll certainly be behind her.”

When the media reported that Parton had endorsed Hillary, Parton denied doing that, saying:

“This morning while I was watching the news I saw many reports that I had endorsed Hillary Clinton. My comment about supporting a woman in the White House was taken out of context. I have not endorsed Hillary Clinton nor Donald Trump.”

Parton saying “I think Hillary’s very qualified. So if she gets it, I’ll certainly be behind her” sure sounds like an endorsement to anyone who understands the English language.

Now let the predictable Dolly Parton diehards begin their trashing of this post . . . .

See also “Jane Fonda and her North Vietnamese Intelligence Officer“.

~Eowyn

Amazon.com is deleting bad reviews of Hillary Clinton’s new book

RT reports, Sept. 15, 2017, that Amazon is accused of censorship after it removed hundreds of one-star reviews of Hillary Clinton’s new memoir, What Happened, on the grounds that the reviews violated “community guidelines.”

According to Twitterer Wednesdayy, on Wednesday, Sept. 13, one day after Hillary’s book was released, Amazon had already deleted more than 1,500 one-star reviews:

 

An Amazon spokesperson told Fortune:

“In the case of a memoir, the subject of the book is the author and their views. It’s not our role to decide what a customer would view as helpful or unhelpful in making their decision. We do however have mechanisms in place to ensure that the voices of many do not drown out the voices of a few and we remove customer reviews that violate our community guidelines.

One reviewer, who gave the book a negative review, said Amazon deleted his review three times and that “If Amazon doesn’t like what we have to say, don’t ask for input.”

By deleting hundreds of one-star reviews, Hillary’s book managed to register five out of five stars from over 700 reviews, as of Friday morning. But ReviewMeta, a website that analyzes the authenticity of Amazon reviews, said that 25% of reviewers of Clinton’s book were “suspicious,” a designation it gives users who have only reviewed one title.

This is not the first time Amazon has suppressed negative book reviews. According to blogger Dave Chesson, Amazon has been using an automatic system to remove allegedly biased reviews since 2012. Recent examples include:

  • Last year, Amazon also deleted many one-star reviews for former Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly’s  memoir, Settle for More, claiming the reviews were politically motivated.
  • In 2015, independent author Brenda Perlin said that one of her book reviews was deleted by Amazon because the company said she knew the author personally. Perlin wrote: “That blew me away. I mean, most of us indie authors know each other in one form or another. Mostly we know each other from social media. I mean, isn’t that why SOCIAL MEDIA got its name? I bought and read the book. There was no malice but I might as well been talking to a great big concrete wall. It was like having a conversation with robots? Maybe the robots have taken over the Amazon hemisphere because there was no humanity or reasoning with this so called ‘review appeals board’.”

~Eowyn

Candice Bergen wears a “free Melania” sweater while promoting her latest movie

Libtards Reese Witherspoon, Andy Cohen and Candice Bergen

On Wednesday night, Candice Bergen appeared on Bravo TV’s “Watch What Happens Live” with Reese Witherspoon to promote their latest movie “Home Again.”

About the movie, from Wikipedia:

Home Again is a 2017 American romantic comedy film written and directed by Hallie Meyers-Shyer, in her directorial debut. It stars Reese Witherspoon, Nat Wolff, Jon Rudnitsky, Pico Alexander, Michael Sheen, and Candice Bergen. The film was released on September 8, 2017, by Open Road Films and has grossed $10 million worldwide.”

The movie has a terrible score on Rotten Tomatoes – just 57% like it. The promoted review states, Home Again gathers a talented crowd of rom-com veterans on both sides of the camera — all of whom have unfortunately done far better work.”

So what better way to entice moviegoers to see your movie? Display your Trump Derangement Syndrome on TV!

The sweater is made by Lingua Franca, a woman with a severe case of TDS. Some of her other sweater designs include, “i didn’t vote for him,” “i miss barack,” “the future is female,” “they go low, we go high,” “it was all a dream,” “you know in your gut he’s nuts,” and “nevertheless she persisted.”

The cost for these oh-so-original sweaters? $360!

TDS makes for some good capitalism! It also makes it so very easy to know which movies and Hollyweird stars to boycott.

DCG

Hillary Clinton wanted to stick pins into voodoo dolls of her critics

Hillary Clinton’s 494-page memoir giant pile of crap, What Happened, was finally released yesterday.

In addition to the many scapegoats she blames for her losing the election to Trump (see “Hillary Clinton blames election loss on white people“), here’s another disgusting piece of turd from the book.

Aaron Klein reports for Breitbart, Sept. 12, 2017, that Hillary bitterly complained about “untrue or wildly overstated” “partisan” “attacks” against her for her use of a private — and ILLEGAL — email server when she was secretary of state, which prompted her to want to make, and stick pins into, voodoo dolls of her imagined enemies.

These are her words:

“It [the private email server] was a dumb mistake. But an even dumber ‘scandal.’ It was like quicksand: the more you struggle, the deeper you sink. At times, I thought I must be going crazy. Other times, I was sure it was the world that had gone nuts. Sometimes I snapped at my staff. I was tempted to make voodoo dolls of certain members of the press and Congress and stick them full of pins. Mostly, I was furious at myself.”

Klein reminds us that Hillary is well-acquainted with voodoo.

On page 528 in her previous memoir, Hard Choices, Hillary wrote that she and Bill went to Haiti for their honeymoon in 1975, where they attended a voodoo “spirit” ceremony with a voodoo priest:

“In 1975 Bill and Hillary Clinton honeymooned on Haiti, meeting [Max] Beauvoir and attending a ceremony. ‘After several minutes of rhythmic dancing to pounding drums, the spirits arrived, seizing a woman and a man,’ Bill Clinton recalled.”

Max Beauvoir was not just a voodoo priest, the UK Independent calls him  voodoo’s “supreme chief”.

Recall that Larry Nichols, the Clintons’ longtime associate who claimed to have killed people for the couple, said Hillary is a satanist who regularly attends a witches’ church in Los Angeles. See:

Recall also that Hillary’s presidential campaign chair, John Podesta, partakes in the satanic “spirit cooking,” and one of her State Department underlings, W. Lewis Amselem, spoke of offering animal sacrifices to the demon Moloch. See:

In Leviticus 18:21, God commanded the Israelites:

“Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed to Molek, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the LORD.”

In the Old Testament, Gehenna was a valley by Jerusalem, where apostate Israelites and followers of pagan gods sacrificed their children by fire (2 Chr. 28:3, 33:6; Jer. 7:31, 19:2–6). One of those gods was Moloch (aka Molech, Molekh, Molok, Molek, Molock, Moloc, Melech, Milcom or Molcom), an ancient Ammonite god who demanded a particular kind of propitiatory child sacrifice from parents.

According to medieval French rabbi Rashi (acronym for RAbbi SHlomo Itzhaki):

“Moloch … was made of brass; and they heated him from his lower parts; and his hands being stretched out, and made hot, they put the child between his hands, and it was burnt; when it vehemently cried out; but the priests beat a drum, that the father might not hear the voice of his son, and his heart might not be moved.”

Excavations of a 1400-1250 BC temple at Amman by Australian archeologist John Basil Hennessy in 1966 found evidence of human and animal sacrifice by fire. Hennesy reported his findings in the Palestine Exploration Quarterly (1966). On p. 162, he wrote:

“Two outstanding features associated with the use of the temple were the enormous quantities of animal, bird and human bones and the abundant evidence of fire…. There can be little doubt that the temple was associated with a fire cult.”

In a private communication with G.J. Wenham, Hennessy wrote that:

At least 75% of them (the bones found) belong to children between the ages of 3 and 14, or thereabouts.”

Writing for Breitbart, Thomas D. Williams, Ph.D. explains that Moloch’s other name is Baal and that “Baal was often identified with Satan,” especially in the form of Beezebul or Beezlebub (Lord Baal), the prince of demons, which literally meant the “Lord of the Flies,” whom Jesus Christ identified as Satan.

Hillary’s flies

What is abortion but our modern day version of the ancient child sacrifices to Moloch? See:

Hillary’s blood lust is insatiable.

In What Happened, Hillary calls abortion “sacrosanct” and an un-negotiable absolute and “unlimited” right, including the killing of late term unborns. (LifeNews)

By the way, Hillary and Bill Clinton aren’t the only voodooists in the White House.

In August 2009, it was reported that Mooch’s mom and Obama’s mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, invited an old friend from Chicago — a voodoo priestess — to visit her and perform a “ceremony” in the White House.

Speaking of Haiti, see also “Attn. Clinton Foundation: Hurricane-ravaged Haiti needs the $2B in donations you stole from its earthquake relief funds”.

H/t FOTM‘s DCG

~Eowyn

Hillary Clinton blames election loss on white people

Hillary Clinton has been blaming everybody under the sun for her losing the 2016 presidential election: the Russians; “misogynists”; the Russians; former FBI director James Comey (who exonerated her two months before she was interviewed by the FBI); the Russians; the Democratic National Committee (who favored her by sabotaging her rival Bernie Sanders); the Russians; Bernie Sanders (who betrayed his naive, idealistic young supporters by immediately endorsing Hillary at the Democratic National Convention); the Russians; Facebook; the Russians colluding with Bernie . . . .

Now, Hillary Clinton actually goes there — the racist card.

She’s identified her ultimate scapegoat.

White people!

Last Sunday, Sept. 10, 2017, during an interview on “CBS Sunday Morning,” referring to Donald Trump, Hillary said (5:39 mark in the video below):

“He was quite successful in referencing a nostalgia that would give hope, comfort, settle grievances for millions of people who were upset about gains that were made by others.”

Interviewer Jane Pauley said:

“What you’re saying is millions of white people.”

Hillary replied:

“Yeah. Millions of white people.

Hey, Hillary, you sore loser.

Aren’t you, your philanderer husband Bill, and your daughter Chelsea all Caucasians, i.e., WHITE people?

H/t LifeZette

~Eowyn

Hillary Clinton is insane: Insinuates Bernie Sanders colluded with Russia in 2016 Democratic primaries

Even before she lost last year’s presidential election to Donald Trump, believing her rigged polls that had her ahead, Hillary Clinton already seethed with barely-suppressed rage.

She called millions of Americans who were Trump supporters “deplorables” and demanded to know why she wasn’t 50 points ahead.

After she lost the election, Hillary blamed everybody under the sun, except herself, for her loss — the “deplorables,” the Russians, the Democratic National Committee that helped her win the primaries by plotting to undermine her rival Bernie Sanders.

Now, Hillary has really gone off the deep end.

Through her mouthpiece — longtime aide Adam Parkhomenko — Hillary is now insinuating that the Russian government secretly supported Bernie Sanders during the Democratic primaries.

Parkhomenko was a state political director for Hillary’s first presidential bid in 2008. He then worked in Hillary’s 2016 presidential campaign as her director of grassroots engagement, before moving to the Democratic National Committee. After Hillary lost the election, she hired Parkhomenko (and another campaign aide, Emmy Ruiz) to run her “Resistance” super PAC to undermine President Trump. (Buzzfeed)

Yesterday, Sept. 8, 2017, Parkhomenko fumed about Sanders on Twitter. He claimed that Sanders had “Russia support online” during the primaries, and that “the guy is hiding something”.

Bernie Sanders had betrayed his idealistic supporters by quickly endorsing Hillary in the Democratic National Convention, for which he no doubt was well-rewarded. Five days after the Convention ended, Sanders purchased a $600,000 lakefront home — his third — in North Hero, Vermont.

Imagine what Hillary would do to Bernie if he had not endorsed her.

He would be “Arkancided” — suicide with a bullet to the back of his head.

See also:

~Eowyn