Category Archives: Humor

Saturday Funny: Pets who accidentally saw you naked

Does your cat(s) or dog(s) follow you to the bathroom?

Like these?

If so, chances are your pet has seen you naked. s_shocked-16

H/t maziel

~Eowyn

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Friday Funny: Simon’s cat

~Eowyn

The ‘Room of Fools’ Caption Contest

This is the 148th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 25, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

How Madison Avenue portrays white males.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 147th Caption Contest!

So many excellent captions!

As always, FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 147th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Snoopy danceMoFrappy!

Here’s the winning caption:

Hillary still looks surprised she lost!

Kevin J Lankford is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points Here’s his caption:

Well, if it ain’t Lucille with Balls.

Crazycat, Dan Foley, and lahthoughts are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Crazycat and Dan Foley each received one #1 vote; lahthoughts received two #2 votes. Here are their respective captions:

Honey Boo Booo, is that you?

I’ve got that wide eyed innocence!

My soul is as hideous as my face.

AvaJ, japoa, and another Kevin J Lankford caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Tammy Baker back from hell.

This could also be called “The scariest clown contest”

Ricky Ricardo’s nightmare….

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, MoFrappy!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

Interesting Crisis Actor Analysis

Body Language:
How to SPOT a Crisis Actor

I hope you enjoy this fun and snarky video as much as I did.

~ TD

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 146th Caption Contest!

So many excellent captions!

As always, FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 146th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Snoopy danceKen!

Here’s the winning caption:

Where oh where have my testicles gone, oh where oh where could they be?………

MomOfIV is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s her caption:

So, if they scratched their heads, would that be considered sexual harassment?

Crazycat and Joe are in 3rd place, with 4 points each. Crazycat received one #1 vote; Joe received two #2 votes. Here are their respective captions:

Sweden’s version of the Justice League.

The waiting line at the sex change clinic.

Carole P Jesse, David, and Scott Merson are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

I didn’t realize they had Democrats in Sweden!

Pussy Whipped!

One on the head, is not worth two in the bush.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Ken!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

Elvis Presley 2017

This one is slightly off-topic from our usual material. It doesn’t deal with government scandals or the four horsemen of the apocalypse. So I hope you’ll enjoy a lighter subject for a moment. Smiles to all ~ TD

Now that we’ve stirred up the Bill Hicks/Alex Jones connection, it’s time to move on to something more fun.

Did Elvis fake his death to go under some kind of witness protection?

I’ve always thought “Elvis Sightings” were for people “of very little brain.” But perhaps after too many trips into too many rabbit holes, I’ve become more susceptible to the possibility that one of the “good guys” has been around doing good all these years we thought he was dead.

Here’s one more video for your entertainment:


Just leave a trail of bread crumbs so you can find our way back to the surface.