Category Archives: Humor

You won’t believe what the Vogue fashion editor who trashed Melania Trump looks like!

Lynn Yaeger is a contributing fashion editor of Vogue and Vogue.com, and a former Village Voice fashion reporter for 30 years.

In a piece for Vogue on August 29, 2017, Yaeger trashed First Lady Melania Trump for her choice of footwear while boarding Air Force One to visit Hurricane Harvey flood-ravaged Houston. With a condescending sneer, Yaeger wrote:

“Oh, Melania.

In the words of the late, great Lou Reed, you ‘couldn’t hit it sideways.’ […]

This morning, Mrs. Trump boarded Air Force One wearing a pair of towering pointy-toed snakeskin heels better suited to a shopping afternoon on Madison Avenue or a girls’ luncheon at La Grenouille. […]

But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster?

And why, oh why, can’t this administration get anything, even a pair of shoes, right?”

When Melania deplaned in Houston wearing a pair of tennis shoes, Yaeger and Melania’s other fashion critics all had egg on their faces.

This is Lynn Yaeger, the great fashion editor and arbiter of good taste:

And this is what Vogue Fashion Editor Lynn Yaeger wears:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Wikipedia says Yaeger cuts her own hair.

Liberalism truly is a mental disorder.

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 157th Caption Contest!

What great captions!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 157th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points is . . .

Tim Shey!

Here’s the winning caption: “Future faculty at UC Berkeley”

Future faculty at UC Berkeley

God Help Us! is in second place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

The royal family must be laughing their scales off.

Helene Pineau and Kevin J Lankford are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Next stop: Sodom & Gomorrah.

They’re gonna need a bigger goat…

Two chemtrailssuck captions and lophatt are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Let’s play a game! It’s called “Guess who has AIDS!!”

The weirdos on the bus go round and round….

Someone hide the farm animals.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

Best Pink Panther Scene Ever

We’ve been a bit dark lately. This one is just for laughs.

Tuesday funnies!

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Thursday funny: I ate mud


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The ‘Bus to Hell’ Caption Contest

This is the 157th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: See my post of July 4, 2017, “Debauched Oxford University students raped a goat”.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 29, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The future of Britain eagerly line up for the bus to Hell.

For the winner of our Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 156th Caption Contest!

So many very clever captions!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 156th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .

patrick thomas!

Here’s his winning caption:

Be careful, there’s a rapist hiding in the Bushes.

Kevin J Lankford is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s his caption:

A clinton in the bushes is better than two clintons in the White house.

jacdiltd is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

George W shows George HW Bush his hemorrhoid.

Christine Watts C. is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:

Hehe, Hillary will never think to look for me here!

Woody is in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here’s his caption:

That’s not what I meant when I said “Get me two bushes!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, patrick thomas!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn