Category Archives: Humor

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 143rd Caption Contest!

So many funny captions!

FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 143rd Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Snoopy danceLou Minati!

Here’s the winning caption:

At the 50 Shades of Grey party, Katie Couric demonstrates how easy it is to walk while wearing a butt plug.

At the 50 Shades of Grey party, Katie Couric demonstrates how easy it is to walk while wearing a butt plug.

Dave and DeeFruth are in 2nd place, each with 6 points. Here is Dave’s caption, which received one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Now that Megyn’s gone maybe I’ll have a shot at FOX

Here is DeeFruth’s caption, which received three #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

Does this pose make me look stupid?

Two of chemtrailssuck‘s captions and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are the respective captions:

“I shake my BIG TUSH on the cat walk”

WARNING: Cougar in heat!

Cootie Couric

japoa is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here’s his caption:

I may not have Betty Davis eyes, but I’m getting close to having Hillary Clinton size thighs.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Lou Minati!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

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It’s all fake news: Newspaper used pic of Alec Baldwin for President Trump

This is hilarious.

Actor Alec Baldwin has been doing an impression of Donald Trump on NBC’s Saturday Night Live.

Yesterday, Feb. 10, 2017, in a lead article about Trump and Israel, Dominican Republic’s oldest and most important newspaper El Nacional used a photo of Baldwin-as-Trump side-by-side with a photo of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

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El Nacional later apologized for their mistake in this statement:

El Nacional published on Friday as Donald Trump a picture of actor Alec Baldwin, who imitates on a television program the president of the United States. The picture was sent that day by Associated Press (AP) with the name of the actor and reported on the program, but was placed as if it were Trump’s, a situation that went unnoticed for all who reviewed page 19. National apologizes to the readers and all those who felt affected by the publication.

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Source: ZeroHedge

What’s next?

How about this Trump cat for President Trump?

Donald Trump cat

~Eowyn

Monday Funnies!

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H/t FOTM‘s Glenn47 and CSM

~Eowyn

Designer Obana showcases new line of homeless menswear

Sam Reed reports for Pret-a-Porter that Daisuke Obana, designer of Japanese menswear label N. Hoolywood, sparked quite the debate on Feb. 1, 2017 with his homeless youth-inspired fall 2017 collection at New York Men’s Fashion Week.

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Some critics, as well as homeless advocates, call the collection, “tasteless,” “tone-deaf” and “insensitive”. As an example, Fashionista‘s Steve Dool wrote in his review that Obana’s vision was “either condescending, ignorant, almost inconceivably out of touch or some hellish combination of all three,” and that Obana’s collection was “like a fetishized version of homelessness. The clothes individually were luxurious and expensive. … The N. Hoolywood homeless man is a sanitized, polished type of homeless.”

Others, however, went all SJW, seeing great profundity in the homeless menswear collection. One of Obana’s admirers is The New York Times‘ Guy Trebay, who waxed eloquent, pointing out “that the glass of fashion is mostly a reflective device” and that Obana’s homeless menswear “served as a reminder of an often invisible population — one that, in light of recent studies showing that in almost no place in the United States can a person working a 40-hour week at minimum wage afford a one-bedroom apartment at fair market rent, seems destined to increase.”

Obana told Hype Beast ahead of his show that he was inspired when he “witnessed the ‘gutter punk’ subculture during my travels through America,” and was impressed by their “inventiveness,” and how a plastic bag can be used to carry possessions as well as serving as a waterproof shoe covering when it rains. To emphasize the homeless nature of his new line of menswear, street-cast models were told to hit the catwalk with their eyes downcast with, as NYT‘s Trebay put it, wear “dazed expressions that made some look as though they had forgotten to take their meds.”

Oddly, although he designs menswear, Obana wears only T- and sweat-shirts.

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Obana’s N. Hoolywood collection, however, isn’t cheap. Priced from about $55 to $500, the menswear sells online at East Dane, Yoox and other retailers.

Buyers of the N. Hoolywood line should wear a sign on their back:

Kick me. I’m a Useful Idiot

See also:

~Eowyn

Saturday Funny! The Irish Painter

An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.

Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown Malbay, in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude. This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object and she was willing to pay up to 10,000 pounds.

Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife. They talked much about the Rightness and Wrongness of it. It was hard to make the decision but finally his wife agreed, but on one condition.

The painter returned to the waiting limo.

“T’would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus,” he said. “The wife says it’s okay. I’ll paint you in the nude all right; but I have to at least leave me socks on, so I have a place to wipe me brushes.”

T’is why we love the Irish.

H/t Ken R.

~Eowyn

The marriage made in Hell Caption Contest

This is the 142nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

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About the GIF: At Donald Trump’s inauguration as America’s 45th President on January 20, 2017, the video camera caught 70-year-old Bill Clinton salivating at Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, 35.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 31, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

In Hell, Bill and Hillary relive their marriage of betrayal, recrimination, and betrayal again and again and again, until the end of time . . . .

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Éowyn