Category Archives: Humor

The ‘Trump resister’ Caption Contest

This is the 161st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic — of an Antifa at an anti-Trump protest:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 24, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

America has really gone to pot — roads, bridges, government, schools, pop music, the NFL. Even domestic terrorists aren’t what they used to be.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 160th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with only 2 points separating the winner from the runner-ups, the runner-ups from 3rd place, and 3rd place from 4th place.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 160th Caption Contest, with two #1 vote, totaling 8 points is . . .

No Retreat!

Here’s the winning caption:

Leonardo, learning the Bill and Hitlery mating ritual dance

Another No Retreat caption is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

Leonardo, dancing at the “Hillary is now a Methodist pastor” celebration party.

chulai1968, two pigpen51 captions, and rebpirate are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

chulai1968 (one #1 vote): Who put the Vicks in the Preparation-H?????

pigpen51 (one #1 vote): I think that last hopeful starlet gave me crabs.

pigpen51 (two #2 votes): This is the dance you do when Satan is pulling your strings. It goes best to the tune of “We’re in the money.”

rebpirate: Ya know…Harvey touched ME too!

bongiornoc, another chulai1968 caption, and john namnik are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Every libtard should watch this video. The ridiculousness of their ideas is perfectly mimicked in this dance.

I learned this one from ‘Elaine’ on ‘Seinfeld’…..

Darn global warming has given me jock itch.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, No Retreat!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

Hitler learns about Harvey Weinstein

DCG

Saturday Funny: Peyton Manning in retirement

Are you sick of the NFL “take-a-knee” hypocrites?

Here’s some comic relief from Peyton Manning!

For those, like I, who are not into football:

Peyton Williams Manning, 41, is a former quarterback who played 18 seasons in the NFL, primarily with the Indianapolis Colts. Considered to be one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, he led the Colts to 8 division championships, two AFC championships, and one Super Bowl title, and later led the Denver Broncos to a victory in Super Bowl 50.

With a wife and three kids, Manning is a Christian. He said he committed his life to Christ when he was 13 years old, and that “faith has been most important to me ever since.” His priorities ranked in order are “faith, family, friends, and football.” He said he prays every night and before games and that:

“I hope (and pray) I don’t do too many things that displease Him before I get to Heaven myself. I believe, too, that life is much better and freer when you’re committed to God in that way.”

Shortly after beginning his NFL career, Manning started his own charity called the Peyback Foundation to help disadvantaged kids. For his work with this foundation, Manning received the Samuel S. Beard Award for Greatest Public Service by an Individual 35 Years or Under, an award given out annually by Jefferson Awards.

Manning, along with his brother Eli, a New York Giants quarterback, volunteered in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, helping to deliver 30,000 pounds of water, Gatorade, baby formula, diapers, and pillows to the people of New Orleans.

In September 2007, St. Vincent Hospital in Indianapolis renamed its children’s hospital to “Peyton Manning Children’s Hospital at St. Vincent” after Manning and his wife made a donation of an undisclosed amount.

H/t FOTM‘s CP

~Eowyn

Friday Funnies!

H/t maziel and John Molloy

~Eowyn

Antifa fool demonstrates how to unload a gun; hilarity ensues

I don’t know if this is real or satire. In either case, it’s funny!

h/t Moonbattery

DCG

The ‘St. Vitus’ Dance’ Caption Contest

This is the 160th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 10, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Leo DiCaprio: “Damn, those Victoria’s Secret models they done gave me crabs!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn