Category Archives: Humor

The 2 brides Caption Contest

This is the 165th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Luke and George celebrate “gay” marriage in Melbourne, Australia.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 19, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Fooled ya! You guys actually believed us when we said legalizing gay marriage won’t make a mockery of the institution of marriage?”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 164th Caption Contest!

This was a lovely contest, with so many really cute captions.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 164th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

Larry!

Here’s his winning caption:

We want to watch “Animal Planet”

Ted is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

Look, fellas I told the turkey not to go in there!

pigpen51 and wanderfish are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

pigpen51: “I told you Babe’s been gone too long. Those are pork chops!”

wanderfish: “Run as fast as you can! They might grab us for their next spirit cooking session!!!”

Brian Soloman, two other Larry captions, Margarita Macaria, and Smokie are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Brian Solomon: “Someone turn the volume up, the TV is talking about Trump WINNING again!”

Larry: “Hey, is that old guy Colonel Sanders?”

Larry: “Did you guys notice that Tom hasn’t come back, ever since they took him inside for their special holiday?”

Margarita Macaria: “Impressed with how the machine drains the dirty dishwater? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Wait till the Donald’s done with the swamp!”

Smokie: “There, I told you right on the dog food bag: main ingredient…CHICKEN!!!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Larry!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

Thursday Funny: Instant karma

~Eowyn

Soy Boy epidemic: How soy makes men into leftist wusses

Hilarious and alarming!

H/t FOTM‘s CP

~Eowyn

Church Funnies!

Don’t ever say Christians don’t have a sense of humor!

And my favorite:

H/t FOTM‘s MomOfIV

~Eowyn

The ‘Don’t frighten the animals’ Caption Contest

This is the 164th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 5, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“OMG! What is the thang on Michelle Obama?”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 163rd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with an astonishing 69 entries, and many very clever captions. So if don’t see your entry recognized, don’t be hurt or discouraged — sense of humor is a very subjective thing.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 163rd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points is . . .

MoFrappy!

Here’s the winning caption:

Four words she will never hear: “You got the job!”

Diogenes, Scott Merson and Sue Quinn are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Diogenes: “Sorry Dad. I fell headfirst into your tackle box…..”

Scott Merson: “A rare photo of the ring nosed transparakeet”

Sue Quinn: “Bessie needs more cowbell”

Captain Obvious, EdK, jim, Josh, and MissPiggy are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain Obvious: “Mr. Snuffalupagus’ granddaughter.”

EdK: “Why yes I am unemployed, how’d you guess that?”

jim: “Somewhere in America, a bathroom is missing a toilet paper ring.”

Josh: “They always said I could become anything I wanted, so I became a door knocker.”

MissPiggy: “Does this nose ring make me look fat?”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, MoFrappy!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn