Category Archives: Humor

Your Life in Old Pictures!

Take a look back at the era many people grew up in and you know it was pretty darn good.

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If you remember most of these -you (like me) must be really old – or somewhat old🙂

Spread the laughter, share the cheer,

Let’s be happy while we’re still here!!!

DCG

Saturday funnies!


DCG

Friday Night Funny: The Patton Doctrine

Too bad for America they do not make them like George S. Patton, Jr. anymore. We could definitely use a few right now:

-Dave

(h/t: My NB bud Hog_Flambe)

‘She’s fallen and can’t get up’ Caption Contest!

This is the 130th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

This now-familiar pic cries out for a caption contest, especially since the MSM are colluding with the Sick Old Woman to portray and dismiss those who point out and question her ill health as tinfoil-hat “conspiracy theorists”.

So go for it!

Hillary being helped up stairs 2016The photo above, of Hillary Clinton being helped up the stairs to a fundraiser in Charleston, SC, was taken on Feb. 24, 2016. The black man on her left is neurologist, Dr. Oladotun Okunola, who had been seen at her side, carrying a Diazepam auto-injector pen for seizures. It was also at this S.C. fundraiser in a wealthy couple’s home that a video shows strange bulges on Hillary’s back under her roomy green coat, suggestive of a defibrillator vest.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest started, here’s my caption:

Half-dead though she is, she’s fit to be President ’cause, LOOK!, she can open a jar of pickles!

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 30, 2016.

Note: Since I forgot to put a “sticky” on this post so that it’s the first post on our front page, this contest is extended for another day, to end at the end of today, August 31.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

FOTM4ever@gmail.com

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 130th Caption Contest!

There were so many clever captions. You guys outdid yourselves!

As usual, FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 130th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Snoopy dancepatrioticgofer!

Here’s his winning caption:

Dead Democrats waiting to vote…. again.

Dead Democrats waiting to vote…. again.

Aisling and Craig Adkins are both in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their respective captions:

What is thy true name BLM? My name is legion, for we are many…

Life in America if Hillary wins.

Hadenoughalready, Kevin J Lankford and Michael are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Welcome to the burka bordello. Feel free to go around back choose your favorite goat.

Looking for Casper who??….Y’all at da wrong crib here fool!!

Affordable housing for illegal space aliens

fruitfirst and lahthoughts are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

The Ghosts of Clinton’s. Death Count!

28 of them….28 different daddies.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, patrioticgofer!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

FOTM4ever@gmail.com

~Éowyn

Tuesday funnies!

We have gone full circle! History repeating itself!

One of our first gender-neutral bathrooms

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The Bar vs. The Baptists

In a small Midwestern conservative town, a business owner began to construct a building for a new bar. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers.

Work progressed, however, right up until the week before opening, when a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building’s demise.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented, “I don’t know how I’m going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn’t!”

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DCG