Category Archives: Humor

Animal Funnies!

World’s Worst Sheepdog

Nelson, the part-Norfolk Terrier, is a sheepdog.

One day, Nelson decided to have a little fun.

Instead of rounding up the sheep, Nelson ran round and round the sheep instead, and thus won the title of World’s Worst Sheepdog. LOL

~Eowyn

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The APA-approved Caption Contest

This is the 192nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: New Zealand Prime Minister John Key tries to hammer a nail.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 22, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Non-toxic masculinity, approved by Gillette and American Psychological Association.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Monday funny: Toddler is rather unimpressed with her new baby brother

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Libtard Bill Maher targeted in billboard as show returns to HBO

From Hollywood Reporter: Bill Maher on Sunday was attacked on a giant billboard that accuses him of not being “real” or “politically incorrect,” but a liberal apparatchik of prevailing wisdom ahead of the return of his HBO show, Real Time, on Friday.

The billboard, at the corner of La Cienega Boulevard and Holloway Drive in West Hollywood, is the work of a group of conservative street artists known as The Faction, who previously peppered the Hollywood Walk of Fame with dozens of faux Donald Trump stars to make up for the real one that the president’s detractors have destroyed on multiple occasions.

Maher is the former host of Politically Incorrect and currently hosts Real Time With Bill Maher. The billboard features his cartoonish image, the name of his show and the tagline: “The Whole Narrative and Nothing But.”

Before The Faction got a hold of it early Sunday morning before the sun rose, the billboard was a real ad for Maher’s show, but the artists replaced his image, swapped out the word “truth” for “narrative” and changed “HBO” with the letters “NPC,” which stands for “non-playable character.”

NPC was hijacked as a conservative meme a few months ago, used often to demean left-leaning, mainstream journalists. Gamers use it to refer to characters that are programmed for simple reactions and to give advice and directions, and not much more.

“For progressivism’s tragic devotees at HBO, sadly, the idea that they’re still speaking truth to power survives in the form of fan fiction like Real Time With Bill Maher,” a spokesman for The Faction told The Hollywood Reporter.

The Faction are a group of conservatives who will not reveal their identity.

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Friday funnies!

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Monday Funnies!

. . . and political truth memes.

And a tantalizing thought for the day . . . .

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Restaurant in NH removes sign after city’s concerns over name

I got a chuckle out of this.

It’s not the greatest name for a restaurant but sure is a great way to get free PR.

From MyFoxChicago: But what are they going to do with all the T-shirts they made up? The owner of a soon-to-be-opening French-Vietnamese restaurant in New Hampshire is set to meet with the city manager of Keene following concerns that the eatery’s name sounds like a profane phrase.

Pho Keene Great, which is not scheduled to open until March, had already displayed a small sign prominently featuring the name, which is a play on both the Vietnamese dish pho (pronounced “fuh”) and the name of the town (Keene).

City Manager Elizabeth Dragon said the owner, Isabelle Jolie, hadn’t gotten permission to hang a sign displaying the outside the restaurant. Jolie has since had it removed.

The restaurant’s Facebook page has also been polling social media users, asking if they think the name of the restaurant is offensive.

“The issue is pending a meeting with the city manager and her team,” the restaurant wrote in its post, which found that 97 percent of respondents found the name to be “fun” rather than offensive.

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Friday Funny: Bath time!

What do you think shocked this cat at the 1:50 mark?

My guess: The cat saw its owner naked. LOL

H/t Kelleigh

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 190th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 190th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Gunny T!

Here’s the winning caption:

The new Presidential Library of Obama.

Lophatt and wandafish are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Lophatt: “Nice to see he’s back where he came from”

wandafish: “What a prescient poster! That’s the one and only word St. Peter will utter to him at The Gates.”

Alma, Goldbug, Greg B, and kjf are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Alma: “If you are intelligent and good, you are not a socialist / If you are good and a socialist, you are not intelligent / If you are intelligent and a socialist, you are no good.”

Goldbug: “Image guaranteed to frighten unwanted alley pests. Service provided by Rodent Eradicators, Inc.”

GregB: “Take out ol’ Barry with the trash,
Cause he’s done blowin’ all our cash,
The deplorables you abhor,
Say you not gonna racketeer no more.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

Just finished cleaning up my room,
Made the dust fly with my broom,
Got all your garbage out of sight,
Take back the country from your blight.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

Done with your lies you dirty rat,
Move outta that fancy D.C. flat,
Bang out license plates you’ll work at,
Soon you and Hillary be doin’ that.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

No more having your hands in our pocketbooks,
Cause you and Michelle were nothing but crooks,
We kicked you and your hoodlum friends aside,
We’re done with your arrogant swollen pride.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.”

kjf: “There’s some trash even the trash collectors don’t want.”

Crazycat, Mick Turner, and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Crazycat: “Chicago’s ‘Dumpster Beautification Project'”

Mick Turner: “The typo is that the poster should have said: DOPE!”

Watertender: “NOPE… I was not born here…. (you gotta read the fine print)”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Gunny T!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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Monday Funnies!

. . . and political truth memes.

And lastly, if you think you had a bad day at work, wait till you see this. Someone should do this guy a favor and tell him what “brakes” are. LOL

~Eowyn

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