Category Archives: Humor

We have a winner!

. . . for the 183rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many very clever captions. Only 2 points separated the winner from the 2nd-, 3rd- and 4th-place captions.

But the writers of FOTM duly voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions.
Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 183rd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Bob O Link!

Happy feet

Here’s his winning caption:

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!! That holy water BURNS!!

Dennis Kolb and Hawkmoon are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Dennis Kolb: “Bill Clinton: ‘Sorry ladies, But No Cigar!'”

Hawkmoon: “Rapefugees welcome!”

Bob350, Lophatt, Rocky and wandafish are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Bob350, Rocky and wandafish received one #1 vote each; Lophatt received two #2 votes. Here are their captions:

Bob350: “Lunchtime at Hillary’s!!”

Lophatt: “In our circle we don’t get crabs, we get lobsters!”

Rocky: “Tryouts for the Mt. Holyoke cheerleading squad.”

wandafish: “Demonic witches illegally occupied a Volvo car showroom and loudly demanded they change the brand name to Vu*v@”

Jackie Puppet, Paladin, and another wandafish caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “Shatter-proof glasses required for viewing!”

Paladin: “I guess I misunderstood. I thought it was going to be a car advertisement for the 2019 Volvo!”

wandafish: “Feminazis trying out for the North American counterpart of the Pussy Riot band”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Bob O Link!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

Apple Tomato Lemon Onion

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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Evidence the Rothschilds have finally fallen

Winston Rothschild – the last of the bloodline

H/t – Red Green

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Saturday Funny! (guaranteed to make you laugh)

A Scottish grandmother cracks up, reading The Honky Donkey to her grandson.

H/t Kelleigh

~Eowyn

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Friday Funnies!

. . . and the Political Funny of the Day!

H/t Anon and CSM

~Eowyn

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Tuesday Funnies!

I was talking with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat; my clothes were washed and pressed; I had a roof over my head; I had HDTV and Internet; and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage!”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Was it drugs, alcohol, divorce?”

“Oh no. Nothing like that,” he said.

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A Mormon was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife, a former Baptist, had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God, “Why did you make her so kind-hearted?”

The Lord responded, “So you could love her, my son.”

“Why did you make her so good-looking?”

“So you could love her, my son.”

“Why did you make her such a good cook?”

“So you could love her, my son.”

The man thought about this. Then he said, “I don’t mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?”

“So she could love you, my son.”
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And if you’ve lost the joy of innocence, take heart from this video of God’s creatures — dogs, cats, goats, sheep, foxes and even black bears — having great fun jumping on a trampoline.

H/t GiGi and maziel

~Eowyn

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The ‘Expose Your Vulva!’ Caption Contest

This is the 183rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: See “The devolution of feminism: Raise the skirt to expose your vulva!“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 18, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A blind man passing by the open window thought he had blundered into a fish market.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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#JustDoIt: Twitter mocks Kaepernick and Nike

 

 

 

 

 

DCG

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Friday Funnies: Animals with floor and water phobia

These guinea pigs seem convinced that the wooden floor is a river of fire.

Watch them strenuously avoid making contact with the wooden floor as they leap from rug to rug. LOL

Some cats go to great lengths to avoid getting their feet wet. LOL

~Eowyn

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Thursday Funnies!

And my favorite!

~Eowyn

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Let the Donald be Donald

Ready for a laugh?

Clearly this president has a sense of humor, and can get into a bare knuckle fight with the best of them. 

We needed a man who is a street fighter, and who knew well what the American people are up against. I am not at all put off by any of this. I wasn’t voting for a pastor, but for a president.

 

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