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Friday Funnies!

. . . and political truth memes.

And a real funny!

~Eowyn

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SNL’s Pete Davidson apologizes to US vet and congressman-elect Dan Crenshaw

Last Monday I told you how SNL’s Pete Davidson mocked then congressional candidate (he won!) Dan Crenshaw. See “When they go low: SNL’s Pete Davidson mocks US war veteran who lost an eye in war.”

Dan Crenshaw appeared on SNL on Saturday night and Pete Davidson actually apologized.

Good job guys!

DCG

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 186th Caption Contest!

This was a great contest with many truly clever captions. Alas, the writers of FOTM are obliged to vote for what each considers to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 186th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Kevin J Lankford!

Here’s the winning caption:

“Oh! By the way Lisa, I need a new chauffeur. You don’t happen to have any Chinese connections, do you?”

In second place are dkolb 2010‘s two captions, LibSick, pigpen51, Richie and Tim Shey, each with 4 points. Pigpen51 received two #2 votes; the others each received one #1 vote. Here are their respective captions:

dkolb 2010: “Dianne, what would you charge to haunt a house?”

dkolb 2010: “Sen. Dianne Feinstein badgering Sen. Lisa Murkowski: ‘I told you Lisa that my reserved parking space is clearly marked; Witch Parking Only All Others Toad.'”

LibSick: “OK, I’ll vote against Kavanaugh, but you had better keep your part of the bargain to send busses of illegals to Alaska to vote for me!”

pigpen51: “You promise me, Dianne, if I vote no, you will get my name off the Clinton’s hit list?”

Richie: “Where’s my lunch money, b*tch?”

Tim Shey: “Come you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here; and fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full of direst cruelty!” (from Shakespeare’s MACBETH Act I, Scene V)

Andy, Jerry C, Joseph BC69, and Mad Celt are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Andy: “No Diane, I’m staying in the closet!”

Jerry C.: “But Dianne I really do need my knee caps.”

Joseph BC69: “When next do we two meet again, by heath and moor,/or behind the Senate’s door?”

Mad Celt: “Diane: Let’s tell everyone Kavanaugh felt you up at the senior prom.
Lisa: But it wasn’t Kavanaugh! It was Ulysses S. Grant!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Kevin J Lankford!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submission, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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What would Ralphie say about our fascination with Qanon?

I can’t help but wonder if we are being played.

Like many others, I can’t resist looking for the next coded message from the top secret source in the White House.

But then I remember this hilarious moment in the movie, “A Christmas Story,” and pull back a bit to get a clearer perspective. Not saying Q is a hoax, but simply recognizing how similar Ralphie’s enthusiasm was to mine.

PS: In case you wonder where I stand on this subject, I stand with you… and Q. In fact, I feel so strongly about it that I built the little Q animation below.

 

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Parakeet brothers talk to each other and give smacky kisses

Fabio and Gabriel are Indian ringneck parakeet brothers born one year apart.

Watch them conduct a full-length conversation, saying each other’s names, asking “How are you doing,” interspersed with smacky kisses.

They even say “thank you” after being kissed!

H/t Josephbc69

See als0 our other bird posts! —

~Eowyn

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“Keep NYC Trash Free” images of Trump supporters show up on NYC garbage cans

Edgy! Now do supporters of Islam.

I don’t wear a MAGA cap (mine is NRA) but I do occasionally carry a Chick-fil-A cup…

From Fox News: Images of Trump supporters and Boston sports fans have turned up on garbage can and train station posters in New York City under the slogan “Keep NYC Trash Free.”

The artwork was reportedly done by street artist Winston Tseng and began showing up on trash cans where a public service announcement would normally be.

One shows a man wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat with a Confederate flag tattoo on his arm and a Chick-fil-A cup in his hand.

Another drawing shows a woman with the same red “MAGA” hat holding a Bible. 

Others took aim at Boston sports fans, showing a screaming man in a Tom Brady jersey and a Boston Red Sox hat holding a Sam Adams beer.

The posters were not authorized by New York City officials, initially appearing on trash cans on Manhattan’s Lower East Side.

Some have been removed, but others remain, according to PIX 11. Tseng denied that he was behind the posters in a statement to the station.

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Read The Signs

Sodom Road Signs

Would you buy a house on this road?

We sometimes drive past this location in beautiful Westport, Massachusetts. When I see it I chuckle, sometimes make a remark, and generally bore the other people in the car with my attempted humor.

But think about it. If there was a beautiful house and property for sale here, with an amazingly affordable price, would you overlook some misgivings about the implications, and snatch it up? Before you say, “Of course! I’m no idiot,” consider someone else who did exactly that. (Genesis 19)

Abraham’s relative, Lot, did something similar. He and Abraham had greatly prospered, so much so that they needed to go separate ways in order to not crowd each other. Lot requested the land near Sodom because it was better than the land Abraham was on. Abraham said said okay, and they split up.

Sweet deal! Great land! Lots of room! And for a low price!

But certain things were not right with this place. It was filled with people who were so violent, murderous and perverted that no stranger could pass through in safety. So bad in fact that God sent 3 angels to get Lot out so they could deal with the monsters who lived there. They extracted Lot and his family, and rained fire and sulfur on Sodom, leaving nothing alive.

So my question is, “When you are living on Sodom Road, do you feel okay about the presence of an Angel Shop and good deals on Firewood?”

Sodom Road Signs

Just asking…

 

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Homeless cat steals the spotlight at international fashion show

During the Esmod International Fashion Show held last week in Istanbul, Turkey, a white-and-black cat sauntered onto the catwalk and stole the show.

The cat first sat down, lifted its hind leg and proceeded to lick his butt.

Then, as a zombie-like model in a shapeless outfit walked too close past him (I thought the model was going to walk right into the cat), the cat gave her ankles a swipe. LOL

Finally, the cat got up and casually sauntered down the cat walk.

“Everybody was in shock,” fashion designer Göksen Hakkı Ali told The Dodo.

No one seems to know where the cat came from, but Sputnik News calls the cat “homeless”.

~Eowyn

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h/t @CloydRivers

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Thursday Funnies!

. . . and political truth memes.

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