Category Archives: Humor

MASSIVE anti-Trump rally in D.C.!

Yesterday, @MrJones_tm tweeted this pic of a MASSIVE rally before the Capitol building (Congress) in Washington, DC, demanding that President Trump and Vice President Pence be removed.

Wow!

I’m shaking in my boots at the MASSIVE turnout!

In contrast, this was the turnout at the Second Amendment gun-rights rally at the state capitol in Richmond, VA, on Monday:

Curiously, the anti-Trump protestors seemed to be wearing masks.

Here are some hilarious tweets in response:

HUGE turnout!! I don’t know if I can sleep tonight….

wow, I can’t count them all.

Building momentum towards 2020 #BlueWave.

Adam Schiff’s staff taking a lunch break?

Boy that is as big as the Biden rallies

Hope they had extra crowd control.

We get more ppl than that in taco truck lines here in TX! LOL!

I wonder if the D.C. Metro had to run extra trains for this

It obviously wasn’t funded by Soros.

I’m surprised msm isnt saying over 1 million in attendance

I wonder if they can get a tight enough shot to make it look like a large crowd.

And they’ll still manage to leave more trash behind than the #2A patriots in VA did.

~Eowyn

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Monday Funnies!

Source: Powerline

H/t John Molloy

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Can’t wait for President Trump to debate one of these fools…

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Thursday Funny! Cat burglar steals men’s socks and underwear

Most cats, if allowed to roam outdoors, bring home trophies like dead rats for their humans. One special cat even brings flowers for a kind woman in the neighborhood.

But Brigit, a cat in New Zealand, however, has a fondness for men’s underwear shorts and socks.

Selina Sykes reports for Express, March 21, 2016, that 6-year-old Brigit in Hamilton East, New Zealand, had stolen 11 pairs of men’s shorts and 50 socks, much to the embarrassment of her owner Sarah Nathan, who posted leaflets in the neighborhood apologizing for her cat’s theft.

Brigit became an internet sensation after red-faced Nathan posted a picture of Brigit’s haul on Facebook with a caption reading: “Now it’s getting silly. This is Brigit’s haul from the last two months. Every morning we wake up to more.” The post received received thousands of likes and hundreds of shares on Facebook.

Nathan asked anyone who thinks they’ve had their underwear stolen to come forward and reclaim them:

“It’s all men’s. It’s really, really weird. She’s [Brigit] got really specific taste. In our last house she’d bring home a bit of everything – she’d bring home men’s undies, women’s undies, togs, she even brought home a hockey shin pad and a jumper. She was much less discerning – now she’s decided menswear is the thing – and it’s a very specific kind of underpants that she likes. It’s an absolute obsession. A night does not go by without her bringing things home. I got up this morning and there were another four socks in the house.”

Luckily, Nathan believed the underwear to be all clean:

“They feel as if they’ve come off the washing line – they’ve got that crispy feeling. I’ve put notes in every letterbox in the street. Someone must be missing this stuff. Please share if you know someone who lives in the George St. area.”

~Eowyn

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A response to Bernie Sanders’ presidential fundraising text

I’ve received several texts from demorat candidates (one of them being Pancho Beto). Don’t know how they got my number yet…I never hear from them again because my reply is always MAGA!

From now on I’ll be stealing this clever response:

h/t Cloyd Rivers

DCG

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The ‘Who’s the Dummy’ Caption Contest

This caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 217th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 21, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Chaired by Jerrold ‘drooling‘ Nadler, the House Judiciary Committee convenes its impeachment hearing”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the clear winner of the 216th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

Meeeow-lon Labe

chemtrailssuck is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

Real Pussies own guns.

DFJ150, with two #2 votes, and two other William captions, each with one #1 vote, are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “Say hello to my little friend.”

William: “Unknown to most Americans, the Framers of the constitution added a footnote to the 2nd Amendment to include cats.”

William: “When the ultra-leftist Oregon legislature banned catnip toys to Save The Planet, armed Patriot cat militias began forming in that state.”

Captain America, Gunny T, Jackie Puppet, and vett are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “News outlets the following day: Republican white supremacist cat with assault weapon opens fire on peaceful Antifa pep rally.”

Gunny T: “Haha Libs, how many of you are triggered now?”

Jackie Puppet: “No Demonrats allowed!”

vett: “I dare you to call me a ‘pussy’ cat!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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Thursday Funnies!

H/t Big Lug

~Eowyn

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Ricky Gervais roasts Hollyweird elite at Golden Globes

I’m no fan of Gervais and he is no fan of President Trump.

But dang, this is the most excellent takedown of these hypocritical Hollyweird fools!

If you have time, watch the whole opening monologue below. It is hilarious and BRUTAL.

DCG

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