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Weekend Funnies!

Kyle Dunnigan is a stand-up comedian and actor.

Here he is as New York governor Andrew Cuomo explaining why you must wear a mask.

Hilarious!

And here are two bonus Kyle Dunnigan skits.

This lasts one is crude, but very very funny.

~Eowyn

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Thursday funnies!

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Hitler Reacts to Georgia Reopening Businesses

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Weekend coronavirus funnies!

~Eowyn

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Friday funny!

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Wednesday funnies!

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Monday Coronavirus-Free Funnies! :-)

My Wife Is Missing

Husband: “My wife is missing. She went to Walmart yesterday and has not come home!”

Officer: “Age?”

Husband: “I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t do birthdays.”

Officer: “Height?”

Husband: “I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.”

Officer: “Weight?”

Husband: “Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.”

Officer: “Color of eyes?”

Husband: “Um, sort of brown, I think. Never really noticed.”

Officer: “Color of hair?”

Husband: “Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.”

Officer: “What was she wearing?”

Husband: “Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.”

Officer: “What kind of car did she go in?”

Husband: “She went in my truck.”

Officer: “What kind of truck was it?”

Husband: “A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4. with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and underglow wheel well lighting.”

At this point, the husband started choking up.

Officer: “Take it easy sir. We’ll find your truck!”

~Eowyn

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Sunday funny!

Apologies to my friends who live in California…

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Gangam Style: China is Asshoe!

Wasn’t it a coincidence that the Hong Kong protests abruptly came to an end due to the Wuhan virus outbreak? One might think that the ChiCom government is using the pandemic to crack down on Hong Kong dissidents.

h/t Moonbattery

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The ‘how not to wear a coronavirus mask’ Caption Contest

This caption contest is now closed.

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This is the 225th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On April 6, 2020, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told CNN that he tries to take an hour’s walk every day, and that “I am wearing — yesterday for the first time, given the recommendations of the experts, I wore a mask. I didn’t enjoy it, but you have to do it. One of the big problems here we’ve had from the beginning, we have to listen to the experts, the medical experts.” (See my post, “And the 2020 Dumbest Congressman of the Year Award goes to…“)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of Tuesday, May 26, 2020. (Note: The deadline is extended an extra week because I neglected to put a “sticky” on this post so that it appears as the first post on our home page. My bad.)

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Hey, Chucky. You just flunked an elementary IQ test!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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