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Please sign protest against Satanic Black Mass scheduled for tonight

From TPF Student Action:

Our Lord Is Attacked… We Cannot Remain Silent…

Sign This Petition to Stop the Satanic Black Mass

I regret to inform you that satanists are planning a blasphemous Black Mass in Ottawa (Canada) at a heavy metal bar called “The Koven” on Saturday, Aug. 17, 2019 at 10:00 PM.

This new attack against God is called “the first organized public black mass in Canadian history” and described in these terms:

  • “Satanic Unbaptism”
  • “Black Mass Ritual”
  • “Featuring Burlesque performances”

Can you please spread the word to all your friends so we can stop this sacrilege and express our love for God?

And remember: Because of peaceful protest, a satanic Black Mass at Harvard University in 2014 was stopped.  Canceled.  Over 168,000 faithful spoke up at that time.

Saint Michael won a great victory that day. And God can win again.

Please sign your “STOP the satanic Black Mass” petition here

No words can describe how evil this is.

Typically — in a satanic Black Mass — the true Catholic Mass is twisted and the Sacred Person of Our Lord Jesus Christ is attacked in the most vile, unspeakable manner.  And Christian symbols such as a Crucifix are desecrated.

According to Global News, Canadian members of the Satanic Temple promoting the black mass said “blasphemy” is an expression of “personal freedom.”

You see — the more God and His holy Law are pushed aside and ridiculed, the more satan gains ground to deceive and ensnare souls in his dark web of sacrilege and blasphemy.

That’s Why I’m Asking Your to Protest Right Now

Every Black Mass is a direct sin of hatred against God.

It offends Christians and all God-loving people!

Sign your peaceful petition of protest & reparation today.

May Saint Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!

John Ritchie
TFP Student Action, Director

www.tfpstudentaction.org

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Mysterious Discrepancies In Epstein Death Photo

Hint: Noses and ears don’t match.

WND: EPSTEIN DEAD OR ALIVE?
BODY PHOTOS RAISE QUESTIONS

‘Nobody trusts anything that the government says, except the left’

By JOE KOVACS

Is Jeffrey Epstein dead or alive?

That’s the question swirling in the wake of the alleged death of accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, who was said to be found dead Saturday morning in his federal prison cell in New York.

“I’m tending to think the guy’s not dead,” said talk-radio star Rush Limbaugh on his Monday broadcast. “I’m tending to think they got him out of there.”

Read the WND article: https://www.wnd.com/2019/08/epstein-dead-or-alive-body-photos-raise-questions/?cat_orig=health


The deception may run deeper

As with so many shocking news narratives, the Epstein “suicide” seems to be even more misleading than expected. My first thoughts on the “suicide” were,

  1. An evil man is dead.
  2. It could be “Arkancide.”

But a clever stage magician thrives on the weaknesses of a distracted audience. He is causing them to watch one hand, and not the other. For instance, the mass shooting incident at Las Vegas was very different than reported.

So one clue in this illusion is in comparing the photo of Epstein alive and dead. Check out the ears and nose. Unless the “dead” photo has been photoshopped, the dead man pictured is not Epstein.

This man is not what he’s reported to be. He has always been an agent of mysterious puppeteers. There’s a bigger game being played, and we are not being told what that game is.

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Hollyweirdo Sammy Davis Jr. was a satanist

Sammy Davis Jr. (1925-1990) was an actor/singer/comedian who was one of Frank Sinatra’s Rat Pack.

Sammy Davis Jr. was also a satanist.

On July 19, 2019, in episode one, season 11 of Jerry Seinfeld’s Netflix show, “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee,” actor/comedian Eddie Murphy said Sammy Davis Jr. had a “cocaine mouth”. Then Murphy said:

“Then he [Davis] told me he worshipped the Devil. We were in Dan Tanners . . . and Sammy was like ‘You know, Satan is as powerful as God.’

I was like, “What? What the f*ck are you talking about?’

He said ‘Why do you think there’s so much anger in the world, killing and murder, and Satan . . . .’  Then he saw my reaction to it so he sort of lightened up on it.”

Seinfeld laughed and laughed because, you know, satanism is just such a funny thing.

See “Jerry Seinfeld: ‘What you want in a pancake is to have the consistency of young human flesh’

Here’s the video:

On July 30, 2019, a blind item reveal on Crazy Days and Nights confirms Murphy’s account:

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

July 22, 2019

Up until his death, this permanent A list singer/actor who was in a very famous unofficial group was the biggest donor to the Church Of Satan.

Sammy Davis Jr.

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:40 AM

Before the recent reveals, there had been accounts in the media of Davis being a satanist.

On May 4, 2016, in an article for SFGate on the 50th anniversary of the founding of Anton LaVey’s Church of Satan, Mike Moffit writes:

LaVey’s unholy house of worship was also drawing Hollywood’s attention. Sammy Davis Jr. was introduced to the Church of Satan at an orgy party, which he later described as “dungeons and dragons and debauchery.” After Davis starred in an ill-fated sitcom called “Poor Devil” — a sort of “It’s a Wonderful Life” in reverse, the church awarded him the title of Warlock II, which may be akin to Angel Second Class.

The source for Moffit’s article is a lengthier article by Jake Austen, “Sammy Devil Jr.,” in VICE, May 1, 2008. Austen writes:

All that Mr. Entertainment [Sammy Davis Jr.] needed to partake in a new vice was an invitation…. Sammy spent years in shame-free indulgence, screening 35 mm porn prints at parties, visiting adult-movie sets where he treated the actresses like Hollywood royalty, and, according to her biography, taking fellatio lessons from Ms. Lovelace herself. As Sammy explained in his 1989 memoir, Why Me?, “I wanted to have every human experience.”

There’s no better example of this than Sammy’s dabblings in Satanism. Christian by birth, Jewish by choice, Sammy started his personal relationship with Satan during a 1968 visit to the Factory, a nightclub he partially owned. He was invited to a party by a group of young actors sporting red fingernails, signifying their allegiance to the Church of Satan. Founded in 1966 by Anton LaVey, a horror fan with a background in carnival work, ghostbusting, and nightclub organ, the San Francisco-based ministry combined LaVey’s interests in ancient paganism, a media-savvy flair for publicity, and a philosophy of indulgence over abstinence.

When Sammy arrived at the party (whose theme he summarized as “dungeons and dragons and debauchery”), all attendees were wearing hoods or masks. The centerpiece of the “coven” was a naked woman chained spread-eagle on a red-velvet-covered alter. Davis was confident though that human sacrifice was not on the menu that evening. “That chick was happy,” he wrote, “and wasn’t really going to get anything sharper than a dildo stuck in her.”

Not all the Satanists at that orgy would be so lucky. As Sammy was getting stoned and serviced, one of the ritual’s leaders tilted back his hood, revealing himself as Jay Sebring, the singer’s barber. Hollywood’s all-time greatest hetero hairdresser, Sebring was responsible for the shaggy style sported by Jim Morrison, helped get Bruce Lee on TV, and was engaged to actress Sharon Tate. During the Manson Family’s infamous 1969 massacre, Sebring would be bound to Tate, shot, then stabbed seven times. His bio on the website for Sebring International (his still-active haircare company) fails to mention his Satanism, though until recently the company’s logo was an ankh, a symbol frequently used by occultists.

Sammy continued to attend Satanic orgies and eventually joined the Church of Satan….”

Impressed by Davis’ Poor Devil sit-com, which LaVey extolled as a “magnificent commercial” for the Church of Satan, LaVey offered Davis an honorary second-degree (Warlock IIº) Church of Satan membership.

Austen writes:

Davis extended [LaVey] an invitation to a Bay Area concert, where he [Davis] gleefully accepted a membership certificate, card, and a IIÞ Baphomet medallion, which he wore during his performance. After the show, Davis invited [Michael] Aquino and LaVey’s daughter Karla to dinner, where he discussed his interest in the occult, and assured them that the Poor Devil shout-out was no coincidence. Soon after, LaVey himself struck up a friendship with Davis, who began appearing in public with a painted fingernail. When Sammy was in the Bay he would reserve front-row seats for LaVey’s entourage and flashed them the Sign of the Horns during the show. In private conversations, Davis revealed a deep, passionate interest in the Satanic philosophies and LaVey reportedly considered making him a senior official of the Church.

Sure makes you wonder who really is the “Candy Man” of one of Davis’ most popular song. (P.S. I had always loathed that song.)

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~Eowyn

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The Wolves-in-Sheep’s-Clothing Caption Contest

This is the 205th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On July 9, 2019, calling killing unborn babies “sacred work,” a group of ten Christian (Presbyterian, Episcopalian, Unitarian Universalist, United Church of Christ, Disciples of Christ) and Jewish (Reform and Reconstructionist) clergy gathered to “bless” an Austin, Texas abortion clinic,  the Whole Woman’s Health. (See my post on this, here.)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 6, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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List of attendees at secretive Bohemian Grove

Bohemian Grove is a 2,700-acre campground in Monte Rio in northern California, belonging to the Bohemian Club — a private San Francisco-based men’s club. In mid-July each year, Bohemian Grove hosts a more than two-week encampment of some of the most prominent men in the world, including U.S. presidents and politicians. Only active members of the Club and their guests may visit the Grove.

President Richard Nixon said in his private presidential tapes:

“The Bohemian Grove that I attend from time to time . . . is the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine . . . it’s just terrible.”

The mid-summer encampment includes a ritual, first begun in 1881, called “Cremation of Care” in front of a 30-foot owl statue that symbolizes wisdom but which Alex Jones identified as Moloch. For many years, a recording of the voice of Bohemian Club member Walter Cronkite was used as the voice of The Owl during the ceremony. (See also “One-world-government Walter Cronkite: ‘I’m glad to sit at the right hand of Satan’”)

Sleeping quarters or “camps” are scattered throughout the grove, of which it is reported there were a total of 118 as of 2007. These camps, which are frequently patrilineal, are the principal means through which high-level business and political contacts and friendships are formed. (Wikipedia)

It is said that Mandalay camp is the camp “for international relations and consists of more than a few members offically or otherwise connected to foreign policy and the CIA. Mandalay is the only camp the average visitor cannot just walk into; an appointment or formal invitation is necessary.”

The names of Bohemian Grove attendees are not made public.

In July 2008, Wikileaks published the 2008 Bohemian Grove Guest List. Now, thanks to Crazy Days and Nights (CDAN), we have an updated list for 2018.

Crazy Days and Nights‘ blogger, Ent Lawyer (Ent=Entertainment), has a track record of accuracy. The Daily Beast describes Ent Lawyer as:

“. . . calling out many of Hollywood’s now-ostracized sexually misbehaving elite, sometimes years in advance of the mainstream media.

‘If you had been reading @entylawyer, you’d have known about Matt Lauer. And Harvey [Weinstein]. And Kevin Spacey. Just saying,’ tweeted New York professional Sara Zucker. Or as investigative journalist Mark Ebner (one of only 20 people who knows the blogger’s real-life identity) observes, ‘Enty Lawyer is like the anti-Perez Hilton. In my opinion, that’s what makes him so impressive, is that no one knows who he is, and he’s being proven right again and again. That’s like legendary shit.’”

On July 21, 2019, CDAN published a composite list of 2,925 Bohemian Grove attendees in 2008 and 2018. CDAN obtained the names of the 2018 attendees from photos sent by an unnamed source. The composite list is not a complete list of 2018 attendees. Ent Lawyer notes that “Some names are missing, and some were illegible because of the photos taken.”

Below is a screenshot of page one of the 60-page list on CDAN:

You can also see the list in text format, here (h/t codyave).

Below are the names of attendees I recognize. Note that some individuals are deceased, which means they attended the 2008 Bohemian Grove. Names with a red check mark () stayed at the exclusive Mandalay camp:

  1. John F. Akers, president/CEO of IBM; died in 2014.
  2. Keith B. Alexander, U.S. Army general (ret.).
  3. Lamar Alexander, U.S. senator (R-TN).
  4. Michael H. Armacost, former president of Brookings Institute.
  5. Samuel H. Armacost, former president/CEO of BankAmerica
  6. Harris J. Ashton, former chairman/president/CEO of FNC Holdings, Inc.
  7. H. B. Atwater, Jr., former CEO of General Mills, Inc.
  8. James A. Baker III, White House chief-of-staff for Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush.
  9. James A. Baker IV, chairman of global law firm Baker Botts’ Global Projects Department.
  10. Robert D. Ballard, U.S. Navy officer (ret.); U. of Rhode Island professor of oceanography.
  11. Haley Barbour, former governor of Mississippi & former chairman of Republican National Committee.
  12. Donald R. Beall, CEO of Rockwell Collins.
  13. Riley P. Bechtel, billionaire chairman of Bechtel Corp.
  14. S.D. Bechtel Jr., billionaire grandson of founder of Bechtel Corp.; father of Riley (#13)
  15. James Belushi, actor.
  16. Clint Black, country music singer.
  17. Mike (Michael) Bloomberg, billionaire former mayor of New York City.
  18. Robert Bloomingdale, actor/producer.
  19. Arthur Brooks, former Ohio state representative (D).
  20. Jimmy Buffet, singer/songwriter.
  21. George H.W. Bush, 41st U.S. president, died Nov. 30, 2018.
  22. Robert Cohn, founder of Octel Communications, company that commercialized voice mail.
  23. Walter Cronkite, Jr., CBS Evening News anchorman, d. 2009.
  24. James T. Curry, Jr, former board member of Newmont Mining Corp.
  25. K(enneth) T. Derr, board member of Halliburton Co.; former chairman & CEO of Chevron Corp.
  26. Mark DeSaulnier, Congressman (D-CA).
  27. Clint Eastwood, actor/director.
  28. Karl W. Eikenberry, U.S. Army lt. gen. (ret.); former U.S. ambassador to Afghanistan.
  29. William T. Esrey, former CEO of Sprint Corp.
  30. Peter M. Flanigan, investment banker & fundraiser for Nixon; d. 2013.
  31. William Friedkin, director.
  32. Louis V. Gerstner Jr., former CEO of IBM and RJR Nabisco, former member of Bilderberg Group’s Steering Committee.
  33. Peter Graves, actor, d. 2010.
  34. Robert D. Haas, chairman emeritus of Levi Strauss & Co.
  35. Mickey Hart, rockband Grateful Dead drummer.
  36. Richard D. Hearney, U.S. Marine Corps general (ret.)
  37. Peter Jackson, movie director?
  38. Conrad Janis, actor.
  39. Charles B. Johnson, billionaire former CEO of Franklin Resources mutual fund company. 
  40. Edgar F. Kaiser Jr., financier founder of Kaiser (medical) Foundation.
  41. Henry A. Kissinger, U.S. secretary of state in Nixon and Ford administrations.
  42. Charles G. Koch, billionaire co-founder, chairman/CEO of Koch Industries.
  43. David H. Koch, billionaire brother of Charles (#42); co-0wner/VP of Koch Industries.
  44. Richard M. Kovacevich, former CEO of Well Fargo & Co.
  45. Art(thur) G. Linkletter, radio/TV personality, d. 2010.
  46. Vernon R. Loucks Jr., former CEO of Segway, Inc.
  47. Malcolm McDowell, actor.
  48. James Patrick McGillen, producer/writer?
  49. Michael Mondavi, son of Robert Mondavi, founder of Robert Mondavi Winery.
  50. Robert Michael Mondavi Jr., founder of Folio Wine Co.
  51. Edwin H. Morgens, chairman of investment firm Morgens, Waterfall, Vintiadis & Company, Inc.
  52. Richard M. Morrow, former chairman/CEO of Amoco Corp., d. 2013.
  53. Richard B. Myers, U.S. Air Force general (ret.), former chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff.
  54. Conan O’Brien, late night TV talk show host (see “Who’s writing the script for TV news across America?“).
  55. Eric T. Olson, U.S. Navy admiral (ret.), former US Special Operations commander.
  56. David J. O’Reilley, former chairman/CEO of Chevron Corp.
  57. Paul F. Pelosi, businessman & husband of Rep. & House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).
  58. Robert Anthony Podesta, CEO of Flynn Industries.
  59. Colin L. Powell, U.S. Army general (ret.), chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff and U.S. secretary of state in George W. Bush admin. 
  60. David Rockefeller, billionaire banker; former chairman/CEO of Chase Manhattan Corp.; d. 2017.
  61. David Rockefeller Jr., son of #60.
  62. Donald H. Rumsfeld, U.S. secretary of defense in Ford and George W. Bush administrations.
  63. Charles R. Schwab, billionaire founder/chairman of Charles Schwab Corp.
  64. Alvin V. Shoemaker, former chairman of First Boston, Inc.
  65. George P. Shultz, U.S. secretary of state in Nixon and Reagan administrations.
  66. Robert J. Spane, U.S. Navy vice admiral (ret.)
  67. Kenneth W. Starr, independent counsel of Pres. Bill Clinton investigation.
  68. James W. Symington, 4-term Congressman (D-Missouri), Chief of Protocol in Johnson administration.
  69. Fred A. Travalena III, comedian, d. 2009.
  70. Patrick John (Morrison) Wayne, actor, son of John Wayne.
  71. Bob Weir, Grateful Dead musician.
  72. James Widdoes, actor/director.Dean Witter III, grandson of Dean Witter, founder of Dean Witter & Company investment house; member of Dean Witter Foundation board of directors; CFO of Zenergo.
  73. James H. Woods, actor.
  74. Eric P. Wright, principal at Ernst & Young accounting firm.
  75. Michael York, actor.

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Demonic: Christian & Jewish clergy ‘bless’ abortion clinic in name of ‘god’

LifeNews reports that on July 9, 2019, calling killing unborn babies “sacred work,” a group of ten Christian (Presbyterian, Episcopalian, Unitarian Universalist, United Church of Christ, Disciples of Christ) and Jewish (Reform and Reconstructionist) clergy gathered to “bless” an Austin, Texas abortion clinic — the Whole Woman’s Health, an abortion chain known for numerous health and safety violations.

Rev. Amelia Fulbright, a campus minister of the “ecumenical” “Christian” Labyrinth Progressive Student Ministry at the University of Texas, said the “blessing” was organized to encourage the “patients” as well as the abortion workers:

“The first and foremost goal was to say that we support you and the work that you’re doing, especially in a state where you’re constantly having to meet new regulations or deal with critics and protesters. As people of faith, it’s not that we think we’re bringing God to this place; we believe God is already present in that space. But it’s to ask for prayers of safety, healing and peace, to infuse the space with an energy that is life-giving for women, a lot of whom are in an anxious time.”

Fulbright said one of the most meaningful moments during the “blessing” was was when her 4-month-old baby became hungry. She said being able to nurse her child in that setting, surrounded by people who understood the importance of being able to choose motherhood, illustrated to her that abortion clinics are a “life-affirming space” and that “It paints a different picture than what the anti-abortion movement would like you to think happens in abortion clinics.”

The “blessing” was organized by the Religious Coalition for Reproductive Choice (RCFRC) and Texas Freedom Network.

Rev. Katey Zeh, a Baptist minister and executive director of RCFRC, said abortion is “sacred work” and the abortion clinic is a “blessed space”. She writes:

The Whole Woman’s Health clinic in Austin is also a blessed space, not only because of our ritual of blessing on Tuesday but because providing reproductive health services has always been sacred work.

Zeh claims “compassion” means supporting pregnant women who abort their unborn babies:

“Because our prophetic teachings emphasize caring for our neighbors, progressive faith communities are called to respond to pregnant people with compassion and affirmation. We know that making reproductive decisions can be hard work spiritually and emotionally, yet we believe God accepts the decisions of conscience each person makes.”

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H/t Big Lug

~Eowyn

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Hollywood insider’s July 4 blind reveals Part 2: adultery, cruelty, deception, drugs, murder, pedophilia, prostitution, rape, satanism

Hollywood truly is a cess pool of stomach-churning evil. And yet movie “stars” are idolized by many people, both in America and abroad.

Crazy Days and Nights (CDAN) is a Hollywood blog run by someone with evident insider knowledge of the “entertainment industry”. He calls himself Ent Lawyer (Ent=Entertainment), and claims to never having been sued.

Ent Lawyer is described by The Daily Beast as having a track record of accuracy. Investigative journalist Mark Ebner said this about Ent Lawyer:

In my opinion, that’s what makes him so impressive, is that no one knows who he is, and he’s being proven right again and again. That’s like legendary shit.

To celebrate Independence Day, on July 4 and 5, Ent Lawyer posted a dizzying series of blind-item reveals. I’ve selected the juiciest ones to post on FOTM.

Keep in mind that Ent Lawyer published these blind reveals although he might be sued for libel, which suggests he is confident that the reveals are true.

Here is Part Two. Part One was published yesterday. (Note: I inserted the names in bold between brackets, as well as the pic and embedded links).

Blind Items Revealed #35 – Old Hollywood

June 25, 2019

This permanent A list actor [Jackie Gleason] was A list on television and even sold tons of records even though his contribution to the records was minimal despite what he might actually have said. He has actually been in a blind a long time ago for one of his main interests. A researcher going through his library though discovered some personal correspondence which alludes to something that happened long ago though that is much more sinister.

Our actor believed in life after death. He also believed someone could be resurrected. He wanted that for himself, but wanted to see how it would work and if it would be possible. So, our actor who was probably the most well known television actor in the world at one point in his career set up a ceremony at his home where he followed the instructions in a book. The person he sacrificed was the daughter of his long long time housekeeper who the actor had also had a long running sexual relationship with. It is unknown whether the daughter of the housekeeper was also his daughter. Despite following all of the instructions, the girl could not be brought back to life. When the housekeeper discovered what had happened and the experiment, she was hysterical and tried to call the police. Even if the police had come, it is doubtful they would have done anything to the actor considering just how powerful he was and the favors he could call in. Instead of allowing the housekeeper/long time lover to call though, our actor decided to kill her too. He then called the police and told them the mother/daughter deaths were a murder suicide and that is what went down in the official records. A five minute investigation would have shown it all to be ridiculous but everyone wanted to meet the actor and just hang around him.

Jackie Gleason

Blind Items Revealed #31

April 12, 2019

The same DA [New York County District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr.] that gave the disgraced producer [Harvey Weinstein] leniency and ignored lots of charges against him was even more blatant in his money for looking the other way justice for the billionaire pedophile [Jeffrey Epstein].

Cyrus Vance/Harvey Weinstein/Jeffrey Epstein

Blind Items Revealed #29

March 25, 2019

I always thought Blame It On Rio was the movie which really took the whole get them out of the country so we can have sex with the underage stars to a next level. The thing is though, a producer told me of one that happened several years prior to that which was just as bad, if not worse. There was a movie [Fantasies] which just had a one word title and there were plenty of roles for underage females. The more, the merrier as far as the director was concerned. The producer told me it was one big underage orgy with teens flown from the US halfway around the world with no supervision and a bunch of guys who just did everything they could to sleep with the actresses. One of the actresses [Bo Derek] was off limits to everyone but the director [John Derek]. That actress was also way underage and couldn’t even drive yet. The married [to actress Linda Evans] director was well over 30 years her senior, but it is what he wanted from the time he first conceived the idea in his head. The movie would have no chance of getting made today. Anyway, he was so enamored with this underage actress that he fled the US and lived overseas with her to avoid going to jail. They only returned when she became legal.

Fantasies/Bo Derek/John Derek

Blind Items Revealed #21

February 15, 2019

They were supposed to make a movie about the cause of her death. They didn’t. Apparently the few surviving people who were going to speak to this A list writer/director/producer mostly horror team [Erick Dowdle and Drew Dowdle] were warned off. Why warned off after so many years? I mean it has been decades since this A list celebrity/writer/game show fixture [Dorothy Kilgallen] was killed. It is because of who did it and their connection to powers that be who are alive today and don’t want to be exposed.The A lister who was killed was very respected at her job. She wasn’t a quack. She might have done gossip, but she dug deep and unearthed coverups. She was responsible for the release of a suspected murderer [Dr. Sam Sheppard] in one of the most famous cases of all time. When she got him out, she focused all of her attention on proving that an entire government commission [Warren Commission/John F. Kennedy assassination] had been bought off/paid off/blackmailed into saying one thing when it was an entirely different thing. Now, when she died, our A lister was not killed by a bunch of guys who stormed her apartment. Her husband and son were home, but in another room. The couple rarely slept together. Our A lister was known for drinking the same thing every night and filling her pill prescription the same day of each month at the same pharmacy. That is how it was done. They gave her the same pills as usual, but just jacked up in effectiveness. The day night she picked up her new altered prescription is the night she died.

Her death was so suspicious that the federal government and Congress investigated. The word was put out to let it go and so it was. I was really hoping the filmmakers were going to, with the help of their A+ list sometime partner/writer/director/producer the initialed one [M. Night Shyamalan] who just had an installment of his franchise released, but they all backed down.

A list celebrity/writer/game show: Dorothy Kilgallen
A list writer/director/producer mostly horror team: Erick Dowdle and Drew Dowdle
Release of suspected murderer in one of the most famous cases: Dr. Sam Sheppard
Government Commission: Warren Commission/John F. Kennedy assassination
A+ list sometime partner/writer/director/producer: M. Night Shyamalan

Blind Items Revealed #13

January 18, 2019

How come some celebrity brands of perfume succeeded beyond anyone’s wildest dreams despite not being sold by a big celebrity, while others crashed and burned despite the backing of an A+ lister? Well, believe it or not, it all comes down to the formula. If it smells like crap, no matter who is selling it, no one will be buying it. The thing is though, that celebrity and his team thinks it smells just fine. They don’t know about the little extra that manufacturers know about that drives big sales and not just a pleasant smell.So, who gets the magic formulas? Well, when the celebrity perfume craze came along there was a rush to get the best formulas. All of a sudden you had these lab geeks being wined and dined by celebrities to let them have the best. Some were just outright purchased with astonishing sums of money. Hello Beyonce. Others though, were acquired the old fashioned way. Perfume casting couch? You bet.

So, who are the biggest?

A list everything in her mind [Jennifer Lopez] spent a weekend with the decision maker and she got a massively big hit.

Permanent A+ list “singer” [Britney Spears] was happy to spend a night with a decision maker and she got tens of millions of dollars in return.

This former A list singer/international box office star/cheater on her first husband [Jessica Simpson] hooked up with the guy in charge a couple of times and also had a huge hit.

Someone you might not expect. This permanent A list solo singer and in a group [Gwen Stefani].

As a bonus, this former back in the day A+ list reality star [Paris Hilton] hit the casting couch, but apparently didn’t give it her best effort so the decision maker didn’t give a very good product.

A list everything in her mind: Jennifer Lopez
Permanent A+ list “singer”: Britney Spears
Former A list singer/international box office star/cheater on her first husband: Jessica Simpson
Permanent A list solo singer and in a group: Gwen Stefani
Former back in the day A+ list reality star: Paris Hilton

Blind Items Revealed #11

January 17, 2019

This actor is probably A- list [James Marsden]. He is dual threat for sure. He has a big movie coming out this year and has been on a pay cable show for a bit. All of you know who he is. Apparently there is a female billionaire who was attending a worldwide gathering of equally rich people. She invited the actor to join her. Now, he is good looking guy, but no one had ever invited him to come spend time with him like that. The woman then offered $100K a night before increasing it to to $250K a night. So, there was our actor right by her side for several days as she showed him off. Part of that deal included the entire night. Our actor did his duty with the 60 something woman and said afterwards that each night got easier, but doing it in the movies is so much easier.

James Marsden

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 5, 2019

I wouldn’t go over to her house at night. I have been to it during the day and it is lovely. At night, all I can think of is some type of “Get Out” situation. You have a foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee [Charlize Theron] who is a completely different person at home. The interactions she has with her family are crazy. They make everyone uncomfortable. Whether it is dealing with a parent or dealing with her kids. The discipline is crazy and it just feels dark and like a horror movie. The terror is real and punishments are swift and harsh. The thing is, our actress is trying to find a mate who wants to be involved in this house of horrors and I am not just talking hyperbole right now when I say that person has a good chance of ending up dead, most likely under very strange circumstances.

Charlize Theron

Blind Items Revealed #44

February 16, 2019

This celebrity offspring [Bella Hadid] with the A list singer boyfriend [The Weeknd] invited some people over two weeks ago for what any outsider would probably call a Satanic ritual. I mean it isn’t shocking of you go back and look at what she was doing before she got famous.

Bella Hadid/The Weeknd

Blind Items Revealed #38 – Old Hollywood

June 7, 2019

Not too long ago, a studio [MGM] changed hands. A long established studio with a library dating back to the studio system years of Old Hollywood. Several archivists were brought in to see if anything could be found that was uncatalogued and to make sure everything was cataloged correctly. Sporadically they found new films or different versions of films. They found some interesting clips taken from behind the scenes of several movies shot by an A+ list director that are actually being turned into a documentary. One of the most interesting finds was of a movie [“Velvet Lips”] that people knew existed at one point, but was always assumed to have been destroyed. It starred a permanent A list mostly movie actress [Joan Crawford] who was almost as well known after her death as she was during her death. All of you know who she is. She has always been at the top of the list of Old Hollywood scandals. My favorite is the dumping of the secret husband [James Welton] because she was not allowed to be married and be an actress at that time. Prior to her hitting it big while she was with her secret husband, the actress was introduced to some friends of the husband. Her husband was also in the entertainment industry, but in a different capacity. He had run into some guys who were producing a movie and thought our actress would be wonderful for it. The husband talked her into it and our actress made what today would be soft porn, but back then was something which would get her immediately fired from the studio and never get a chance to work for another. This was especially true when her main rival [Norma Shearer], who was having sex with the studio head [Irving Thalberg] would love to see the actress out the door.

Anyway, the studio did find out about the movie. How? The producers made it specifically thinking the actress would be a big star and held on to it until she was A list. They threatened to release it unless the studio coughed up some money. About $1M in today’s dollars. The studio paid the ransom and supposedly the film was destroyed. The archivists found it though. Like I said, it is tame by today’s standards and the thought is they might try to release the movie to a classic cable channel.

Studio: MGM
Permanent A list mostly movie actress: Joan Crawford
Movie: “Velvet Lips”
Secret husband: James Welton
Main Rival: Norma Shearer
Studio head: Irving Thalberg

Blind Items Revealed #37

June 4, 2019

He [Macaulay Culkin] doesn’t go there as much as he did in the past. He still owns it through one of his companies, but the building in downtown is primarily inhabited just by squatters and drug users who have no idea that the owner is also one of them and was a frequent guest. The building is an old office building. Five stories. In one of the corners of the third floor is a locked door. Steel. No one is getting in there except for the owner. It is his personal sanctuary when he is there shooting up with the regulars. It is a place he can escape and enjoy his high without fear of something happening to him. That fear is real. Prior to buying the building, our actor would be with the masses and was repeatedly robbed or beaten up while wasted. He bought the building because he envisioned it as a place where users could go and feel safe. For a long time he even had a security guard there to make sure people could do their thing without being bothered. Our actor is a former A+ lister although he has not been that high in decades. Technically he is probably no higher than C list on the acting side of things, but I promise that every single one of you knows who he is. His new girlfriend is really trying to stay close to him and act as a sober coach. Since she has been in his life, the trips to the building are a once every other month thing. There is no longer a security guard and the place has turned into a dump. Our actor, once known for paying for everyone’s fix multiple times a day is a forgotten figure with people being replaced by other people and so on. The one thing that remains though is that door. Impenetrable to the most concerted efforts. It is waiting there for the actor to return, although his actress girlfriend hopes he never does.

Macaulay Culkin

See also “‘Home Alone’ actor Macaulay Culkin is a satanist: Website invites readers to be one with the Devil“.

Blind Items Revealed #34

June 14, 2019

I know they thought they got away with it. When they threw that long time A list celebrity in his country [Jimmy Savile] under the bus after his death with planned leaks and a parade of victims, they raised a toast with a bottle of wine that cost $25K while they watched child porn they had filmed and collected. Most of it they had filmed. One is a foreign born permanent A list musician [Pete Townshend] who has briefly touched the third rail of child porn but got away with his lame excuse because of his fame.The other, a foreign born permanent A list socialite type [Jeffrey Epstein] who has been in this space before because of his banishment from multiple countries for similar offenses. Not so much child porn. Authorities and law enforcement wouldn’t call it that because of the international incident it would create. It is what it is of course. Tweens and teens being forced into sex acts with the men while they were filmed. The men obscured either with mask or not shown at all. Their voices altered. Our socialite type would buy the tweens and teens while the dead celebrity and the musician used their fame to attract underage groupies who then would be put through ten minutes to ten hours of sex and filming in as many situations as possible, all the while being filmed. Usually with the celebrities, it was unknown filming. With our socialite type, the victims all knew they were being filmed and what would happen if they protested.

Now, with some recent court filings, some of the socialite type’s actions are coming to light and he will make sure to take down as many as possible if needed. He [Prince Andrew] knows because of his stature he is safe. This would not be true for any of the others.

Jeffrey Epstein/Jimmy Savile/Pete Townshend/Prince Andrew

Blind Items Revealed #29

January 9, 2019

There is going to come a time in the next few years that this nanny will not be needed any longer. The children the nanny watches are already to the point where they don’t need anyone to really be with them. In fact, one is already out of the house and in two or three years, the other will follow. The nanny has been around since the birth of the first child. The permanent A list actor father of the children [Michael Douglas] is the one who hired the nanny. At the time she was very young and the actress mother of the children [Catherine Zeta Jones] really thought the actor would try and hit on the nanny. There were lots of arguments before the actor said they were hiring the nanny and his mind wouldn’t be changed. For the first decade, especially when the actress mom was going through some issues, she was convinced the actor was going to have an affair with the nanny. He didn’t. He has never done one thing out of place or improper with her. What the actress doesn’t know and our actor has no plans to tell her while he is alive is that the nanny is his daughter. The nanny was the result of an affair the actor had while married to his previous wife. No one but the nanny and the actor know the truth.

Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta Jones

I found these two pics of Michael Douglas with his children’s nanny:

Blind Items Revealed #31 – Old Hollywood

May 10, 2019

Lost was how she [Valeska Suratt] put it. Lost as a person and lost to history. Her career in film no one would ever see again because of tragedy that cost hundreds if not thousands of careers to be lost to history. Lost to history as one of the creators of a part of one of film’s greatest trilogies. Her story was set to be told. She wanted it told. She wrote a manuscript. Apparently the manuscript still exists in a library at that northern California castle [William Randolph Hearst Castle].The manuscript was initially discarded as the ravings of someone who had lost her mind. In it though, she also talks about the early days of Hollywood and in great detail discusses one of the greatest directors of all time [Cecil B. DeMille]. I mean everyone knows his name even though you might not have known he was a director. Permanent A++ list. Also, the center of every dispute she had. He stole many of her ideas but only managed to have to admit it once. After that time, he had her blacklisted. So, she wrote down everything he had ever done to anyone. She wrote about the rapes and assaults. She wrote about his drug use and his part in arranging violence and even killings of those he considered rivals.

The list of misdeeds is extensive. The original editors thought she was discussing Jesus or God, but she was using it as symbolism in regards to some of his greatest known works of the time. Several people in the last decade have read the manuscript and it is a masterpiece. The problem is no one knows how to sell it or market it. So, it stays there with all of its glorious gossip waiting to be seen.

Valeska Suratt/Cecil B. DeMille/William Randolph Hearst Castle

See also these other Crazy Days and Nights posts:

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Election 2020: Satan Throws His Horns Into The Ring For The Democrat Nomination

This brilliant essay is re-blogged from Trevor Loudon’s New Zeal Blog with the permission of the author Thomas Wigand, whose book, Communiqués From the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, is available on Amazon in both print and Kindle versions.

~Eowyn

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Election 2020: Satan Throws His Horns Into The Ring For The Democrat Nomination

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Frustrated by the performance of the 20-some odd Democrat candidates in their first round of debates, Satan has decided to throw his hat, err, horns into the ring and seek the 2020 Democrat nomination for President of the United States.

He’s granted his first interview to this publication, the Washington Possessed.  The transcript appears below, and we’re sure that you’ll find it informative.

Question: Satan, the obvious first question is: what made you decide to run?

Satan: Well, as you know, normally I prefer to operate through stealth and deception; luring souls to do my bidding through temptation and, well, let’s just get it out there, capitalizing on their own stupidity and greed.

After all, if I were open about “yes, I really exist” and “yes, my intention is to have your soul condemned to the eternal fires of Hell,” my soul-yield to date would have been negligible.

But now, thanks to those knucklehead Democrats my hand is being forced; I must give-in to a long-held temptation that I’d resisted until now – that is, to “come out of the closet,” so to speak.

Question:  Could you elaborate?

Satan:  Sure.

When Donald Trump was running against Hillary, my followers and I were absolutely convinced that we had it in the bag.  Yes, there were prayer groups across the country praying for a miracle, for a Trump victory – but since I don’t believe in the power of prayer, I just knew that the efforts of those silly “Deplorables” would be for naught.  Well, they really did get their miracle. So yes, I have to admit that even I didn’t see Trump’s victory coming – heaven really got one over on me with that one!

In hindsight, I guess our great victory in deceiving the American people to elect Barack Hussein Obama – twice! – led us into the temptation of becoming simultaneously cocky and complacent.

So for those of us on the dark side, recovering lost ground is critical; if Trump wins again in 2020 and secures the border and appoints more Constitutionally-loyal Supreme Court justices and cements an economy that works for the middle-class, our cause will be set back for decades, if not longer.

Question:  I see. But why you, and not one of your many human followers who have already declared their candidacies to become the Democrat nominee for President?

Satan:  [Sighs.]  Well, as CEO – Chief Evil Officer – of this enterprise, I understand the value of delegating tasks.  And while some of my followers openly worship me, most are unwitting dupes that have been led to believe that they’re actually “doing good,” even as they advance the forces of darkness. Their “social justice” is my “stopping Jesus.”

Though many of my followers have high IQ’s and have graduated from Ivy League colleges, they’re still idiots.  While this makes accomplishing evil ends through delegation more complicated, they’re still very useful to me.  Which, of course, explains the origin of the phrase “useful idiots.”

But when you employ useful idiots they’re going to sometimes, well, do somereally idiotic things.  Unfortunately, that’s been the hallmark of this coven of 2020 Democrat candidates. Let me give you some examples:

Openly advocating for open borders and mass amnesty followed by mass “pathways to citizenship” is idiotic.

Openly advocating free health care for illegal aliens at a nationally televised Democrat debate is idiotic.

Openly advocating destroying jobs and America’s prosperity, and decimating standards of living through a “Green New Deal” is idiotic.

Openly advocating for stripping Americans of their Second Amendment rights is idiotic.

Openly advocating for abortion up to the moment of birth – and even after birth – is idiotic.

While I support all that and more, to be open about it is beyond idiotic, it’s crazy.  Average Americans from coast-to-coast are now realizing that those Progressive candidates are not only nuts, but also that electing any one of those Democrat candidates will destroy America.  The very opposite of “Make America Great Again.”

So the 2020 campaign is already on the trajectory that many Americans, perhaps even a plurality, are going to accurately conclude that Democrats are evil people pursuing an evil agenda. So itʼll become a referendum – a “binary choice” – between Donald Trump and America’s “Divinely Inspired” founding, and out-of-the-closet evil.

Given that, my side is now compelled to bring out our biggest gun: me and my extraordinary talent for deception and enticement through temptation.

Question:  I see. But isn’t it risky for you to come out in the open as the candidate for the Democrat Party’s nomination?

Satan: Look, this country has been a thorn in my side since the beginning; ever since what you call “the Founding Fathers” wrote: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator …”

Every time I hear those words, and phrases like “one nation, under God,” I want gag, and then stick a pitchfork right through The Declaration of Independence.  In fact, your country is second only to Israel on my Satanic sh** list.

Look, I’ve been on this a long time.  After decades of Progressivism and Cultural Marxism and “separation of church and state” – and two terms of Barack Obama – we were finally on the cusp of irreversibly usurping this so-called “Divinely Inspired” country!

Trump’s election upended that. That’s caused my useful idiots to panic, and in their panic they’ve started to show America what’s really behind our curtain. So now there’s no turning back; sometimes you just have to throw the dice and hope you don’t come up snake eyes (though I do have a soft-spot for things snake-related, if you get my drift).

Question: But do you really believe that an openly evil candidate can get elected President in this country?

Satan:  Sure. I’ve got a great shot at winning. The Democrat base will vote for me; they’ve been a solid Satanic voting bloc for some time.

Oh, by the way, I’m pondering rebranding the party and changing its name to “The Demonic Party.” Kind of catchy, don’t you think?  In fact, I’ve already had a modified Democrat Party logo made up:

I really like it! And it’ll appeal to “Bernie” supporters. But I digress …

Speaking of voting blocs, have you listened to Alexandra Ocasio Cortez?  My academics and media have succeeded in creating an entire generation of useful idiots; enthusiastic ones at that.

They’re so idiotic that they actually believe that they’re smart and enlightened and fighting for a historically inevitable victory over the retrograde forces of the “Deplorables.”  I mean – while I’d never admit it to them – but really, how stupid can they be? Well, stupid enough to vote for me, en masse, and then feel self-righteous about it!

Plus, the news media, and Silicon Valley’s social media will be behind me, 100%.  Already are; have been for years. [Interviewer nods approvingly.]

Also, we’ll offer the illegal aliens amnesty and citizenship in the here and now – and it won’t occur to them that we won’t be offering them amnesty from eternal damnation.  So they’ll vote Democrat. Put America on a pathway to Hell? Sí se puede!

And for the ultimate blow, I’ll be promising “free stuff.”  Lots and lots and lots of “free stuff!” Medical care, college tuition, food, housing, hair transplants, breast implants – you name it. Whatever it takes.

You can label that “fraud” or “social justice” or “Democratic Socialism” or whatever you want. Doesn’t matter. I’ve learned over the millennia that fostering “coveting thy neighbors’ goods” is one of the most effective ways of seducing souls.  In fact, that’s why I ghost wrote “The Communist Manifesto” for Karl Marx.

So you can be sure that in some form or another, I will be the Democrat candidate for President of the United States of America. Even if I don’t get the Party’s nomination, my platform is the Democrat Party’s platform.

Question: I see.  One final question: is your campaign going to have a theme song?

Satan:  Why yes, as a matter of fact.  As you know, Donald Trump has been using The Rolling Stones’ “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” – which is a song I’ve always hated, because in a way its title alone tells the listener to reject greed and temptation.

For our campaign, we’re going to use The Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil.”  One of my all-time faves!

Question:  Well, thank you for your time; and especially for the first time being so open concerning your ultimate plans and objectives.

Satan:  You’re welcome.  Oh, and I’ve noted that you’re with the mainstream media.  So I’ll see you again – in Hell.

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US embassies & ambassadors defy State Department by flying LGBT rainbow flag

Two days ago, I wrote a post on the disturbing phenomenon of Democrat elites undermining the United States’ rule of law by simply ignoring and defying whatever laws they choose. I gave two examples:

  1. Sanctuary states, cities and counties. For a list of those sanctuary jurisdictions, go here.
  2. 42 elected prosecutors — the chief law-enforcement officers of their states or counties — who signed a statement refusing to enforce any state laws restricting abortion. For their statement and a list of the names of the 11 attorney generals and 31 district attorneys, go here.

No doubt the reader knows of many other examples. This post is about a third example of lawless Democrats: U.S. diplomats’ disregard and outright defiance of the State Department’s directive not to display rainbow flags on flagpoles during Pride Month, which is June 2019.

Pride Month was formerly called Gay Pride Month. It’s been updated to LGBT Pride Month or just Pride Month. By the way, how come heterosexuals don’t have a Pride Month, not even a measley Pride Day?

The Obama administration had a blanket policy allowing U.S. Embassy buildings to fly the LGBT rainbow flag for pride celebrations as long as the rainbow flag was smaller and hung lower than the American flag.

However, three unnamed U.S. diplomats told NBC News that this year,  embassies were told they can display the pride flag in other places, including inside embassies, but that requests to fly it on the flagpole must be specifically approved by Washington. No approvals have been granted. The denials came from the office of the State Department’s undersecretary for management, Brian Bulatao, a longtime associate of Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

At the same time, however, the Trump administration has announced a campaign to decriminalize homosexuality overseas and President Trump himself issued a tweet and formal statement celebrating Pride Month:

As we celebrate LGBT Pride Month and recognize the outstanding contributions LGBT people have made to our great Nation, let us also stand in solidarity with the many LGBT people who live in dozens of countries worldwide that punish, imprison, or even execute individuals….

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2019

Talk about mixed signals.

The U.S. Embassy in Berlin is one of the embassies that have requested and been denied permission from the State Department to fly the pride flag on their flagpoles. The embassy’s leading diplomat, U.S. ambassador to Germany Richard Grenell, the most senior openly homosexual in Trump’s administration, finds the State Department’s denial particularly jarring because Grenell is spearheading the administration’s push to end the criminalization of homosexuality in roughly 70 countries that still outlaw it. Grenell, has secured support for that campaign from both Trump and Vice President Mike Pence.

Below is a list of U.S. Embassies that are defying the State Department by displaying the rainbow flag or other “pride” signs this month (NBC News; The Daily Signal):

  1. U.S. Embassy in Berlin, Germany: Ambassador Grenell said “a huge” “gay pride flag” will be hung on the side of the Embassy and his residence, and that “multiple” gay pride events will be hosted at the Embassy and the residence. Grenell himself will, once again and with pride, march in the Berlin Pride parade. Eembassy spokesman Joseph Giordono-Scholz said: “The pride flag will be on as many places as it can at the Embassy.”
  2. The embassy in Vienna flew a rainbow flag below the American flag on a pole hanging from the side of the embassy’s outer wall, as shown on its website.
  3. In Seoul, South Korea, a large rainbow banner is displayed on the side of the U.S. Embassy building.
  4. In Chennai, India, rainbow flags are prominently displayed on the sides of the U.S. Consulate buildings for Pride Month.
  5. The embassy in New Delhi, India has decorated its building with rainbow lights for the month.
  6. The U.S. Embassy in Santiago, Chile, raised the rainbow flag to celebrate the International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia on May 17.
  7. Several U.S. diplomats in Jerusalem, Israel tweeted photos of themselves at local pride events, including a March for Pride and Tolerance.
  8. The U.S. ambassador to Nepal, Randy Berry, tweeted a picture of himself surrounded by embassy employees holding up rainbow letters that read “PRIDE.”

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~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 199th Caption Contest!

I had long hesitated using this pic for a caption contest because it’s so demonic. But you, our readers, surprised me with your very clever submissions, which persuaded me that the way to deal with such depravity is mockery.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 199th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

exile!

Here is the winning caption:

The devil made us do it!

Silhouette is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

A phrenologist’s worst nightmare.

Goldbug (with two #2 votes) and Lou Minati, Mirl and William (each with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, with 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Goldbug: “My sweetie and I are running for President 2020. We’re gonna’ make America beyond belief again.”

Lou Minati: “In a move designed to better appeal to their core viewers, CNN recently introduced their new morning anchor team.”

Mirl: “We were wearing our MAGA hats and the last thing we remember was a van with the initials DNC on the side pulling up next to us.”

William: “(sigh)..The things you see when you don’t have your rifle”

Kevin Lankford, pigpen51 and redneck are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Kevin Lankford: “Finally!…A face even a mother can’t love.”

pigpen51: “Hey! I remember that Twilight Zone episode!”

redneck: “Kill it…..with fire”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, exile!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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