Careful What You Wish For..

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband’s sex drive. “What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” says Mrs.. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.” “No problem,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee, he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.”

A week later Mrs.Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. “Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.” “What happened?” asks the doctor. “Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee.

The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.” “What was terrible?” said the doctor, “was the sex not good?” “Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll never be able to show my face in McDonald’s again.”

And Thus began the Senior’s Happy Meal.

True Story, I checked on Snopes. 😀

~Steve~

 

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Themer Abdouli
9 years ago

100

Dr. Eowyn
Admin
9 years ago

I almost spilled my coffee from laughing !
Good way to start a Friday.
Thanks, Steve. 😀

tina
tina
9 years ago

major spew alert!! LOL! wasn’t expecting that.

lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie

So, is this the Senior Citizen version of a “Happy Meal”?

Dr. Eowyn
Admin
9 years ago

LOL

Steve, this should be the second punchline of your post! 😀

Zorro
Zorro
9 years ago

Steve & LTG, both of you have an excellent sense of humor.

DCG
DCG
9 years ago

hehe

Doc's wife
Doc's wife
9 years ago

My husband is still laughing!! You would NOT believe the ages of some who come to our office wanting Viagra!

Zorro
Zorro
9 years ago
Reply to  Doc's wife

Doc’s Wife: Are the ages from 9 to 90?