Caption Contest! A Mooch with no Boobs

This is the 77th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t my friend John Molloy):
Mooch with no boobsThe above pic of First Lady of Snot and Itchy Crotch Michelle Obama was taken on Dec. 8, 2013, at the Kennedy Center Honors gala in Washington, D.C. The source of the photo is an article by Justin Ravitz in US Weekly with this sickening swooning title, “Michelle Obama Stuns at Kennedy Center Honors in Sexy, Glam Gown: Pictures.”

Justin Ravitz

Ravitz is an “entertainment” writer at US Weekly whose brief bio says he “attended Vassar College,” a private elite liberal arts college in Poughkeepsie, NY. Founded in 1861 as a women’s college, Vassar became co-ed in 1969.
Bet you $5 Ravitz is homosexual and one of the people included in Joan Rivers’ quip, “We all know” Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny.
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Michael Obama is caught with flat tires, having missed his appointment for a pair of refresher boob implants.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 15, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
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0 responses to “Caption Contest! A Mooch with no Boobs

  1. Sabine OFlynn

    caption contest: Well here I am posing as the first lady again when we know there’s absolutely nothing ladylike about me 😉 but congrats honey, all went according to plan and America is on its knees..

  2. Satan was bored… and feeling a bit “out of sorts.” So he manifested himself in sub-human form and “Voila!” The first ‘lady’ of filth and putridness.

  3. America, Behold your QUEEN !

  4. Reblogged this on The Harley Factor and commented:
    If this is truely a man (and I use the term loosly in this case), I wonder where they got the two kids from.? I haven’t seen any speculation on that question.

  5. She’s a carpenter’s dream “Flat as a board and easy to screw”…….or “I hope my adam’s apple doesn’t give me away” ………. “Was I ever on a Jerry Springer tranny show”

  6. First husband, Michael Obama, dazzles big political donors with his flat out glam.

  7. Americas First Tranvestite in the White House.

  8. The first Gay President’s first He-She!!!

  9. SouthsideBob

    “From winning a RuPaul look-alike contest, to becoming first lady! Who says dreams don”t come true!”

  10. Son of the Rabbit People

    Having exhausted the supply of table cloths from which to make garments, the First Lady has started on the curtains.

  11. “Mooch’s pecs unpacked… having male junk in the trunk”

  12. Just Sayin’, if s/he puts her arms down, those knuckles will drag the floor.

  13. Drunk tranny loses travel pad silicone titties in Oval Office urinal….

  14. Michael is happy with his decision to use the extra fabric to cover his biceps instead of padding his chest.

  15. Auntie Lulu

    The “Lady” (?) got no knockers!

  16. Post-op, pre-op, who cares its party time! (Send the bill to John Q. Public please)

  17. “Let them eat Steroids !”

  18. I feel so deflated, I married a fag and now I am in drag

  19. Larry Fields

    Cover your eyes, then head for the hills! Moochzilla is having a wardrobe malfunction!

  20. Northerngirl

    I’m going out tonight-I’m feeling alright
    Gonna let it all hang out…….
    Man, I feel like a woman. ??????

  21. The First Tranny poses during a night of debauchery & deception

  22. The empress has no:
    a) boobs
    b) taste
    c) shame
    d) other

  23. “Yes, they’re as fake as my husband, but bigger than his testicles!”

  24. Michelle-O: Magic mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest one of all?
    Magic Mirror: Famed is thy offensiveness, Majesty. But hold, a more hideous maid I see. Curtains cannot hide her repulsiveness. Alas, she is more revolting than thee.
    Michelle-O: Alas for her! Reveal her name.
    Magic Mirror: Lips red as an overripe cranberry. Hair brown as mud. Skin white as death’s hue.
    Michelle-O: Nancy Pelosi!
    👿 Okay, my five seconds of badness is over. 😀

  25. She keeps Moet et Chandon
    In a pretty cabinet
    ‘Let them eat cake’ she says
    Just like Marie-Antoinette
    A built-in remedy
    For Khrushchev and Kennedy
    At anytime an invitation
    You can’t decline
    She’s a Killer Queen
    Gunpowder, guillotine
    Dynamite with a laser beam
    Guaranteed to blow your mind
    She’s out to get you!!!!

  26. Tirelessly promoting her healthy kids lunch program, Michelle leaves her cupcakes at home.
    (Last one, I promise) 😉

  27. Someone forgot to tell the wicked witch of Emerald City that those straps go OVER “her” shoulders.

  28. (sung to the Oscar Mayer song)
    My first lady is a tranny….
    that’s T…R…A…NNNNN…Y
    My country has a gay Pres
    that’s H…O…M….O…sexual
    Oh I love to be lied to everyday,
    and if you ask me why I say…
    Cause Barack and Michelle aren’t what they seem
    They hate America and what it means.

  29. Quoted from a highly classified report filed by the Washington DC Metro Police:
    All Units: Attempt To Locate: Lost/Missing Breasts
    Breasts last seen headed east from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on 26 Feb 2009 .. Breasts escaped from a 28A training bra at approx.1700 hrs., there were no injuries to the brassiere but a Secret Service agent was knocked to the ground. Breasts respond to pet name of ‘BB’s on a pancake” and can be sedated with bacon double cheeseburgers but use caution if located.

  30. Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
    It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,

  31. Last night Michelle Obama wowed an audience of 5,000 at the Lincoln Art Center for the Performing Arts by making her tits disappear into thin air. There was an audible “pop” and the audience gasped as nation’s First Mammaries vanished before their very eyes.
    When queried about the location of the disappearing breasts, Mrs. Obama merely smiled and stated, “They are in the same place as my husband’s testicles.” Vice President Joe Biden wanted to know if the same magic act would work on his hemorrhoids.

  32. I like big boobies and I cannot lie
    All you liberal brothers can’t deny
    When Michele walks in with her itty bitty boobs
    And a smirk upon her face
    You go, “HUH? What’s up with that?”
    ‘Cause you see that her chest is flat
    It’s a set of drapes she’s wearing
    You’re floored and you can’t stop staring
    First Tranny, I wanna forget you
    You’re shaped like a worn out gym shoe.
    Your shoulders are bigger than mine
    And shaped like the Siegfried Line
    You’re betrayed by your DNA
    ‘Cause your genes are gonna say
    I’m a man! There’s no denying!
    We see your junk! It’s underlying
    Your skintight pants and dresses
    Your manhood shows! It impresses
    It’s shape on all you wear
    That bulge has a certain flair
    It don’t belong in front of no lady!
    You’re a man and that’s no maybe!

  33. After a fresh chest wax, the first “lady” of snot told her subjects that she would perform “her” pec-flexing rendition of George of the Jungle ONLY if they eat their peas.

  34. Wearing a dress made entirely of arugula, the First Lady prepares to address the 2014 Conference of the International Flat Chest Society. Other celebrity attendees include Janet Reno (past president of the Society) and Hillary Clinton.

  35. Excuse me! Excuse me!!! Anyone in the audience bring a bicycle pump?

  36. S/he-It!!!!!

  37. The Nation’s First Lady (and she’s the First Lady of Fashion!) makes a dramatic entrance as she proves, once and for all, that a staple gun is a much needed accessory if you really want to keep your neckline in place.

  38. Leeann Springer

    Oh look! Barry let Michael borrow one of his favorite dresses.

  39. Dude… where’s my boobs… makeup screwed up again…

  40. “You show me yours, and I’ll show you mine.”