Cannibal Lunch Menu

Our beloved fellow, intrepid reporter May, bravely went where no sane woman had ever gone before — into the heart of a cannibal-infested jungle. Here’s her report!

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. 
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….

1. Broiled Tourist:                                                                                 $  5.00

2. Steamed Missionary:                                                                       $ 10.00

3. Baked Explorer:                                                                                $ 15.00

4. Deepfried Democrat or Grilled Republican:                             $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why  such a price difference for the politicians?” 
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of sh*t, it takes all morning.”

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