Our beloved fellow, intrepid reporter May, bravely went where no sane woman had ever gone before — into the heart of a cannibal-infested jungle. Here’s her report!
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….
1. Broiled Tourist: $ 5.00
2. Steamed Missionary: $ 10.00
3. Baked Explorer: $ 15.00
4. Deepfried Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of sh*t, it takes all morning.”