Can you handle this Caption Contest?

This is the 107th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t maziel):
Tranny Obama
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Obama comes out of the closet as he delivers his final address to the American people on January 19, 2017.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Sept. 29, 2015.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
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0 responses to “Can you handle this Caption Contest?

  1. “Michae….,er, uh, OKAY,,, MicHELLE,….you KNOW I’m just a weak sissy when Bill Ayers wears that Black Leather Harness and those Black Leather Boots…..and Oh, La lalala, I come in colors everywhere, I comb my hair, I’m like a RAAAAAIIIIIINNNB0WWWWW!….lalalalala, lalalala, ta TAH.”

  2. Kevin J Lankford

    How bout this beautiful “rainbow” face?………Now ya wanna see my pot a gold?

  3. “BE ALL YOU CAN BE” Army Advertisement.

  4. Michele’s new hair cut caught a lot of people by surprise.

  5. All I need is a wig and I can look like ( I hope I get this right ) RuPaul !

  6. “Long Live The Queen!”

  7. “I borrowed John Boehner’s pink tie to complete my ‘Meet The Pope’ ensemble…….”

  8. “What????? You mean I got all dressed up just to kiss the Pope’s RING???!!!!!”

  9. Son of the Rabbit People

    “I’ve always wanted to be the first woman President of the United States.”
    “She’s so courageous and beautiful” – The media

  10. this is the change you were waiting for

  11. Obama getting ready to launch new transgender makeup line you never can have too many streams of income when you leave office …… Called “I’m Beautiful but manly too”

  12. Looks like the Princess is all gussied up for his date night with the First Beast.

  13. My goodness, now Michelle wants me to wear a dress! Would that expose our same sex marriage? Hmmm ..

  14. Kevin J Lankford

    Uncle sam-bo wants you…Hun…

  15. If you tell me I look like Sgt. Joe Friday in drag ONE MORE TIME, I’m gonna SCREAM!!!

  16. I Had No Choice Joan Rivers Forced Me Out Of The Closet, Michelle Is Next

  17. LOL – Damn. This didn’t need a spew alert, it needed a choke, hurl and puke your guts out alert.

  18. Ooooooo! Reggie comin’ over tonight!

  19. Susan Lancaster

    “I love the sense of confidence make up gives me.” (quote by Tyra Banks)

  20. Anything Bruce can do, I can do better.

  21. We can paint the decadence of a society, but it is impossible to define it.
    Like the increasing dementia of a look.

  22. Kevin J Lankford

    I’m hoping for my picture on the new “DORITOS” label.

  23. Can I show you my rainbow panties ?

  24. I HOPE to fundamentally CHANGE the character of this nation.

  25. King Toot n’ Common

  26. As a statement of the moral decadence of our country, it isn’t even funny anymore.

  27. “does the shade of blue make my ears look big”

  28. Omama comes back as Maya Angelou for hi/zer third term

  29. Pope Frances just converted me and told me I was born again. Now I feel like a new woman.

  30. A communistsocialistmarxistleninistmaoist America Destroying/Christian Hating Sumbitch with lipstick on is STILL a communistsocialistmarxistleninistmaoist America Destroying/Christian Hating SUMBITCH!!!

  31. “You think this is cute? Boy, wait to you see my Iranian deal—-it’s gonna’ blow your socks off one day!”

  32. Go get my selfie stick!

  33. ‘Now is the time for the change we’ve been hoping for!’

  34. “Michelle thinks I’m a bitch and Putin thinks I’m a drag.”

  35. If Obama had a transvestite son, he would look like this

  36. Terry Fieldhill

    Putin?? NOT!!!!

  37. A video sermon on St. Michael:
    Also, the St. Michael Alignment: This link discusses the line across Britain but I think Fr. Zuhlsdorf posted several years ago that it stretches across Europe.

    • Thanks, Sher, for the link to the St. Michael Alignment or ley line cutting diagonally across southern England. It’s sad to read of so many “ruins of a church dedicated to the Archangel Michael.”