California bill makes it a right to pee in public

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Do you remember California State Assemblyman Tom Ammiano (D-San Francisco), an out homosexual and an LBGT rights activist, who proposed a bill, AB 460, that requires health insurers to offer infertility treatment for homosexual couples, although gay couples can’t reproduce?

Ammiano is now expanding his ridiculous legislative ventures to a Homeless Bill of Rights, Assembly Bill 5, in support of peeing in public places like sidewalks.


Daniel Greenfield reports for FrontPage Mag, April 26, 2013, that AB 5 may be the first law ever that turns public urination into a right.

From AB 5:


p style=”padding-left:30px;”>(f) The right to engage in life sustaining activities that must be carried out in public spaces because of homelessness, including, but not limited to, eating, congregating, possessing and storing personal property, urinating, or collecting and possessing goods for recycling

By “public space” is meant “space that is predominantly within the public domain or that is held open to the public, including, but not limited to, plazas, courtyards, parking lots, sidewalks, public transportation, public buildings and parks.”

In other words, AB 5 would make it lawful in California to pee, not just on sidewalks, but also in buses, trains, subway, bus and train terminals, airports, city hall, and the DMV!

But AB 5’s right to public urination isn’t just for “the homeless.” The bill expands the definition of homeless to include as many people as possible, including those living in “substandard apartments, dwellings, doubled up temporarily with friends or families, or staying in transitional housing programs. ‘Homeless’ means any person staying in a residential hotel without tenancy rights, and families with children staying in a residential hotel whether or not they have tenancy rights.”

A close reading of the bill actually suggests that it legalizes public urination for everyone, as it specifies these rights, including the right to drag around shopping carts full of bottles and cans and urinate in public to “Every person in the state, regardless of actual or perceived housing status.”

AB 5 will turn the State of California into a gigantic urinal.

If this lunatic bill passes, you just wait and see, it’ll be amended to include the right to public defecation.

H/t my bud Mark S. McGrew.


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0 responses to “California bill makes it a right to pee in public

  1. …and how, exactly, is this going to change anything in Newark, New Jersey? 🙂

  2. Just how do people like him who get elected come up with such sweeping laws that create so many outright or potential problems? The proposal is ridiculous on the face of it, and a detriment to society in the long run.This could potentially create an extremely unhealthy environment. Please someone just put him in a looney bin, and give him so prozac, so that he will no longer be a danger to the population.

  3. the Ca state govt. needs thrown out the door by the scruff of the neck. They were installed by fraud same as obama. Again,public office is no place for homosexuals,communists,socialists,marxists. Every state in the Union needs to sift through their govt. Enough already.

  4. I’m sorry, but all I can do is to laugh!!! It’s just that ridiculous!!!! LOL!!!

  5. Actually, can I add something else besides the rights to urination and defecation? Let’s also allow people to fornicate in public places… in that way we can transform the world into a circus much faster… it’s amazing that someone would think of such a law…

  6. To say that this is unbelievable is such an understatement! What kind of a society will those born today have to grow up in??? It is truly hard to even imagine that someone would be depraved enough to come up with these ideas–now we need to wait and see how many will go along with this. It is starting to look like the idea of being stuck alone on a small island isn’t such a bad idea.

  7. Obviously another ground breaking piece of legislature that will further sink CA into an even deeper den of depravity! Why anyone with any sense and ability to leave does not, I cannot understand!

  8. Maybe it’s time to put a fence up on this border to keep the crazies in that state of gamora. This disease has already is spreading into other states with their corrupted politics and unconstitutional beliefs. Close them off now before disease spreads.

  9. I think it should be legal to pee on politicians. 😉
    After all, they have been peeing on us for decades.

  10. Piss on California! Oh, wait. If they piss…er…pass this urological insanity, they’ll be pissing themselves a river in no time, lol. I can already see the “Pissing Calvin” window stickers already, wizzing away on a California shaped object, but why not? This legislation can’t possibly hurt. I mean if the Midwest is the “Breadbasket of America,” California can be the “Urinal of America.” After all, some people already consider it the “Cesspool of America,” and somehow, I just don’t think I shall ever think of “Hollywood Bowl” in the same way again.
    Seriously folks, all kidding aside, if this bill pisses, I mean passes, it will pass like a “pee” sized kidney stone. A urinary disaster in the making. Obamacare will be swamped with coverage demands for urinary tract infections, so any aspiring urologists should consider doing their post-graduate residencies at UC Berkely, UCLA, Stanford, ect. Perhaps unstead of pissing themselves a river, they’ll piss themselves out to the middle of the Pacific and spare the rest of us from a potential shortage of qualified urologists, among other things.
    Well folks, time for me to load up the truck, and head for Beverly, cause I gotta make like Forrest Gump and go pee!
    “Stupid is as stupid does.”
    Proposed new state motto for California.

  11. Sad that we stand idly by while the 1% is dictating as to how we live! WRONG!! Time to stand up people and let these MORONS know that this America, NOT some Third World Country, even though they want it to be! Semper Fi.


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