Boatload of refugees intercepted off Texas coast!

Breaking News!

The U.S. Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.
This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boat was not heading to the USA, but towards Mexico and Central America.
Another surprise finding was the refugees are white Americans in their golden years.
boat people
They say they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico as they wanted to return to the U.S. as illegal immigrants. Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as American senior citizens.
It is believed the Navy gave them food, water, fuel and assisted them on their journey.
We are booking the next boat out.
Let me know if you want to join us!
H/t FOTM’s swampygirl
UPDATE:
Some readers are taking this seriously. Folks, this is a JOKE!
~Eowyn

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AKA John Galt
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Reblogged this on U.S. Constitutional Free Press.

marycrum
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How can they be illegal immigrants if they are already American citizens? To return to the U.S. as illegal immigrants seems fraudulent to me and if so, that is a crime.

Tom
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Tom

Probably democrats.

Artist
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This is so funny! Just this morning as I was waking up I had a similar thought. I am not a senior yet but I think about Mexico a lot as we lived there for 3+ years and boy oh boy, in order to stay there with my rentista visa I had to show them bank statements proving I had a certain amount in the bank so as not to be a burden on Mexico! Anyway, I thought of going back there and entering the US illegally as this economy has not been good for the children’s publishing industry…since the… Read more »

Sig94
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It’s a joke??
Awwwwwwwww nutz.

cg
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Reblogged this on Catholic Glasses and commented:
Lol. But sad too.

hujonwi
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hujonwi

I heard that there is a group of Vets planing the same thing…

pnordman
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Priceless – thanks, dear Dr. Eowyn, for lightening our life!!

Mike howrightismike
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Mike howrightismike

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

CalGirl
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I’ve always thought we could solve this problem by invading and taking over Mexico. It would work. Supposedly, no civilians can legally own guns…only the militarty and police. It would be a pushover. Then, can you IMAGINE the years and years of building malls, fast food joints, airports, roads, schools, hospitals…..AND, we could more easily control the short border between the state of “Mexico” and the central American countries that we can our very long USA/Mexican border.

joandarc
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joandarc

Hilarious Dr. Eowyn!

gdwoodburyGlenn
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The funny bit to me, is the photo is one of a traditional boat race in the Faroe Islands in the middle of the North Atlantic.