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My Uncles. Billy Bob, Willy Bob, and umm Mary. DADT..

My Uncles. Billy Bob, Willy Bob, and umm Mary. DADT..


Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, ‘Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, ‘Where did you get that beer, Donnie?’
‘Cooter’s wife gave it to me,’ Ronnie replies.
‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?’
‘Well, not exactly’, Donnie says. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, “you must be Cooter’s widow.”
She said, ‘You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow.’
Then I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.’
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
~Steve~                                 H/T   Hardnox

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Mike Griffin
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Mike Griffin

Anybody who would do business with one, is a fool already. Hmmm.

The Patriot
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The Patriot
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DCG
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Mary, DADT, hehe!

Dr. Eowyn
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Who knew rednecks are so clever? That’s one way to get back at liberals whose knee-jerk resort — instead of debating substance — is to call conservatives “stupid uneducated ignorant rednecks.” LOL

Lace
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Hahaha!

josephbc69
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Yo Steve! I gave you a ‘Thumb’s up’, but surely life does get better than Bud Light…. I mean, Budweiser’s OK, but the Light Stuff can never be the Right Stuff in my book. Anyhow, you’ll always get a cold one or two at my place w/yr steak, ribs, and potatoes in gravy, but it won’t be a Light one!