Blonde Joke. Just Kidding, Let's do Rednecks Today.

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My Uncles. Billy Bob, Willy Bob, and umm Mary. DADT..

My Uncles. Billy Bob, Willy Bob, and umm Mary. DADT..


Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, ‘Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, ‘Where did you get that beer, Donnie?’
‘Cooter’s wife gave it to me,’ Ronnie replies.
‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?’
‘Well, not exactly’, Donnie says. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, “you must be Cooter’s widow.”
She said, ‘You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow.’
Then I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.’
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
~Steve~                                 H/T   Hardnox

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0 responses to “Blonde Joke. Just Kidding, Let's do Rednecks Today.

  1. Anybody who would do business with one, is a fool already. Hmmm.

     
    • Excuse Me? Some of the richest ppl would be considered Rednecks in today’s society. Infact, I had to do a double take on the pic above cause I thought the one on the left was my grandpa! (LOL!)

       
  2. Redneck Medical Dictionary
    > Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
    > because they do not take medical
    > terminology seriously
    > You are going to die anyway, so live life.
    >
    >
    > Medical Term Redneck Definition
    > Artery – The study of paintings
    > Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria
    > Barium – What doctors do when patients die
    > Benign – What you be, after you be eight
    > Caesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome
    > Cat scan – Searching for Kitty
    > Cauterize – Made eye contact with her
    > Colic – A sheep dog
    > Coma – A punctuation mark
    > Dilate – To live long
    > Enema – Not a friend
    > Fester – Quicker than someone else
    > Fibula – A small lie
    > Impotent – Distinguished, well known
    > Labor Pain – Getting hurt at work
    > Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane
    > Morbid – A higher offer
    > Nitrates – Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
    > Normally more money than Days
    > Node – I knew it
    > Outpatient – A person who has fainted
    > Pelvis – Second cousin to Elvis
    > Post Operative – A letter carrier
    > Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery
    > Rectum – Nearly killed him
    > Secretion – Hiding something
    > Seizure – Roman Emperor
    > Tablet – A small table
    > Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport
    > Tumor – One plus one more
    > Urine – Opposite of you’re out
    ~~Mrs. P

     
  3. A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black, a Muslim and a
    Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over
    a bottle in the sand.
    He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie
    appeared.”I can only grant four wishes, “the Genie said. “Since there
    are four of you, you may have a wish apiece.”
    Pointing at the Black, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you
    may have the first wish.”
    The Black studied for a moment then said, “I wish for a fleet of
    ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our
    homeland, Africa ..”
    Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.
    The Mexican said, “I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all
    my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!”
    Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared
    on the beach.
    The Muslim said, “I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of
    my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we
    can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.”
    Poof! It was done! ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.
    Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, “And what is your wish?
    The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward
    the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships
    sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims
    getting on top of the camels and riding off.
    The Redneck said, “Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn’t get any
    better than this!”
    ~~Mrs. P

     
  4. Mary, DADT, hehe!

     
  5. Who knew rednecks are so clever? That’s one way to get back at liberals whose knee-jerk resort — instead of debating substance — is to call conservatives “stupid uneducated ignorant rednecks.” LOL

     
  6. Yo Steve! I gave you a ‘Thumb’s up’, but surely life does get better than Bud Light…. I mean, Budweiser’s OK, but the Light Stuff can never be the Right Stuff in my book. Anyhow, you’ll always get a cold one or two at my place w/yr steak, ribs, and potatoes in gravy, but it won’t be a Light one!

     

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