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My Uncles. Billy Bob, Willy Bob, and umm Mary. DADT..

My Uncles. Billy Bob, Willy Bob, and umm Mary. DADT..


Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, ‘Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, ‘Where did you get that beer, Donnie?’
‘Cooter’s wife gave it to me,’ Ronnie replies.
‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?’
‘Well, not exactly’, Donnie says. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, “you must be Cooter’s widow.”
She said, ‘You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow.’
Then I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.’
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
~Steve~                                 H/T   Hardnox

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Mike Griffin
Mike Griffin
8 years ago

Anybody who would do business with one, is a fool already. Hmmm.

Miranda
8 years ago
Reply to  Mike Griffin

Excuse Me? Some of the richest ppl would be considered Rednecks in today’s society. Infact, I had to do a double take on the pic above cause I thought the one on the left was my grandpa! (LOL!)

The Patriot
8 years ago

Redneck Medical Dictionary > Rednecks have the lowest stress rate > because they do not take medical > terminology seriously > You are going to die anyway, so live life. > > > Medical Term Redneck Definition > Artery – The study of paintings > Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria > Barium – What doctors do when patients die > Benign – What you be, after you be eight > Caesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome > Cat scan – Searching for Kitty > Cauterize – Made eye contact with her > Colic – A sheep dog >… Read more »

josephbc69
6 years ago
Reply to  The Patriot

Most excellent, duly noted and sent off embedded in my email link to this posting! Many thanks, J

The Patriot
8 years ago

A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.”I can only grant four wishes, “the Genie said. “Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece.” Pointing at the Black, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.” The Black studied for a moment then said, “I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all… Read more »

DCG
DCG
8 years ago

Mary, DADT, hehe!

Dr. Eowyn
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Dr. Eowyn
8 years ago

Who knew rednecks are so clever? That’s one way to get back at liberals whose knee-jerk resort — instead of debating substance — is to call conservatives “stupid uneducated ignorant rednecks.” LOL

Miranda
8 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

How does a blonde haired blue eyed Redneck spell the word farm?
E-I-E-I-O!
(and it’s Politically Correct b/c I am both…a redneck and a blonde!) 😀

Dr. Eowyn
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Dr. Eowyn
8 years ago
Reply to  Miranda

ROFLMAO till I’m gasping for air!!!! 😀

josephbc69
6 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

True dat….

Lace
8 years ago

Hahaha!

Dr. Eowyn
Admin
Dr. Eowyn
8 years ago
Reply to  Lace

Lace, I don’t believe anyone has welcomed you. Here it is!:
A very warm WELCOME to FOTM!!!! 😀

Lace
8 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

Hey thanks for the welcome! I’ve been enjoying the site =)

josephbc69
8 years ago

Yo Steve! I gave you a ‘Thumb’s up’, but surely life does get better than Bud Light…. I mean, Budweiser’s OK, but the Light Stuff can never be the Right Stuff in my book. Anyhow, you’ll always get a cold one or two at my place w/yr steak, ribs, and potatoes in gravy, but it won’t be a Light one!