Bikers

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked… “Well, before you jump why don’t you give me a kiss?”
So she does… And it was a long, deep, passionate, lingering kiss.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best
kiss I’ve ever had! That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……..”.
The authorities think she may have been pushed.
-Dave 
(h/t: My friend Lee)

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  1. My scooter head friends get a kick out of this one but the best one is when PETA has a protest at a biker rally…

     
    • oh Yeah!!! such a wonderful use of the secret hand shake and the duct tape !!!! That was in Jonesburg…. I missed that run…. lol but know the secret hand shake well!!! lol They made the mistake of showing up at a real hardcore rally brother… How they got him so high in that tree was a bit touchy…. love ya brother
      Candy

       
  2. I’ll bet they’d fix that stuck horn for you,Steve 🙂
    A bad day like when a biker doesn’t put his kickstand down
    at a toll-booth ? (hint:there’s a big oily patch from all of the cars
    and trucks that have been idling where he’s gonna put his foot….)

     
    • I can relate although I was really drunk one night on a friends roadster and forgot to put my foot down… I had a chance to prospect but turned them down. Sure wish my brother would finish getting my sporty restored so i could get back into the wind… Oh don’t ride or drive drunk anymore…

       
  3. Oh yea Dan been there but it was at a bank drive through… Almost dropped my sporty and almost did the splits…

     
  4. Hujonwi…the one I liked so well brother was the D9 Cat show where it attempted to jump over 42 Demooo-crates… I know it only made it to 39, but if the last three hadn’t run off man, it would have been a totally successful show brother!!! Thanks for the tickets man!!!!
    Candy

     
  5. Stand by FOTM… Candy is in the house… I’ll let him splain…

     
  6. As us Oklahoma farm boys say… Yep…

     
  7. I’ve been a biker since 1970. i can imagine that scenario happening. LOL

     
    • Me to Steve… The guys I was around with Candy were all former Outlaw and then and still now with a Biker Ministry… I am the only one that was not former Outlaw.. So true don’t piss them off…

       
      • Ya it was a small club in OKC that I kinda hung around. They wanted more and it wasn’t for me. Didn’t like the way they treated the ladies.
        As for Candy I’m going to have to send him an email… It’s not so much of a shakeup but a different point of view. He was one of the founders of the Al Far Steros, know I messed that up, but it’s an outlaw club In Missouri that is still active.

         
  8. Steve, that’s not just a ‘bad day’, it’s your LAST day!

     
  9. Ya that ‘propery of’ was something I really didn’t like along with a few other things. I got myself in enough trouble in those days and just having got out of the USN I wasn’t taking orders from anybody. Have heard something about the ‘Plainsmen’ but don’t remember where. I just rode with a few friends. Ya pulling patches can get ugly. Candy has some stories… they were 1%. Like a tug of war over a pit of burning oil…

     

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