Best Little Johnny Joke Ever!

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 In the wake of the Supreme Court’s ruling on Obamacare, Little Johnny has gone rogue. Ever on the cutting edge of the latest news, Fellowship of the Minds is determined to bring you up-to-date on Little Johnny. Any resemblance to any real person, dead or alive, is strictly a coincidence.  This is only a joke.

Lil’ Johnny Meets Barack
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.
One little boy stood up and offered: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,’ said Obama, ‘that would be an accident.”
A little girl raised her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,’ explained Obama. ‘That’s what we would call great loss.”
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: “If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!’ exclaimed Obama. ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?”
“Well,’ says Johnny, ‘It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss… and you can bet your ass it probably wasn’t an accident either.”
h/t Kelly

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0 responses to “Best Little Johnny Joke Ever!

  1. Love it!!

  2. ROFL!! little Johnny comes through again!!!:)

  3. lowtechgrannie

    Waytago, DCG!

  4. That’s why I’m trying to equip my Dad’s Cessna with sidewinders… Johnny…

  5. Go Johnny, go!


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