Bert's new cowboy boots

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Bert, 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret, 75, looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”
“Nope, not a clue,” she replied.
“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!”
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Should’a bought a hat, Bert. Should’a bought a hat.”

H/t our beloved Joseph!

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Bert's new cowboy boots

  1. As a conservative Christian woman I am surprised to see this joke printed after all the very judgemental comments from some holier than thou bloggers Re: BW and me.

     
    • You’re a “conservative Christian woman”? Wow. Could have fooled me! You, 65 years old, didn’t write this?:
      “I am grateful to still have a great shape, hair, young face and skin.”
      “my daughter is gorgeous and…when she goes out socially–WOW!”
      Ever heard of the 4th Deadly Sin?
      I thought you said you’re “moving on” to get your “entertainment” elsewhere?

       
    • Even us “holier than thou bloggers” have husbands that…..how should I put this……have BOOTS!!! 😀
      Barbara Walters….really? I’m 29 and she even gags me! Wonder how many pairs of “boots” she’s been thru?

       
  2. LOL – Maybe Bert should have popped for some Viagra instead.
    -Dave

     
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