Beat your Monday blues with a Caption Contest!

This is the 20th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic — of U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at the Café Havana in the early morning hours of April 16, 2012, after a hard day of diplomacy in the Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia:

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

The winner and runner-up will be announced next Wednesday, May 30, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Sunday is Biker Chicks Night at the Coco Cabana!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!
~Eowyn

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Andy Miller
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We love to play while America BURNS, them idiots are paying for our FUN!

hujonwi
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hujonwi

From the guy on the right hand side… ‘OMG I don’t see how Bill does it… Oh wait never mind’…

Dave616
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Dave616

Funny when I first heard the story break – I thought this was the $47 Whore of which they were speaking.

CelestineC
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CelestineC

“I might not be the leader of the free world but tonight I’m at the front of this socialist conga line!”

Anonymous
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Anonymous

“What happens in Colombia, stays in Colombia… “

Christy
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Christy

Ha, America thinks only GSA employees know how to party!

COCOA
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Give her a banana.

MD Hobbit
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MD Hobbit

Strong Enough for a Man; but Made for a Woman.

CelestineC
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CelestineC

I almost snorted my coffee across the desk!

MD HOBBIT
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MD HOBBIT

Hee hee!

JBrenn
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“At least she didn’t bring Bill – he made the Secret Service look like a bunch of Boy Scouts!”

catscanner150
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catscanner150

“First a complimentary line of coke and then a conga line, life just doesn’t get any better.”

john crilly
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john crilly

Play it again Barack

Amash
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Amash

I just heard Owebama lost the 2012 election. He wasn’t ready 4 years ago.
No one would believe me then. Maybe now they will!

COCOA
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Scumbag

moxielouise
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“Drinks on the taxpayers!!” Hillary hooted, failing to notice the Frankenstein Monster of Debt was now directly behind her, within inches of her carotid artery.

illlill
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illlill

“I’m here Secret Service boys! I’m here!”

COCOA
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Ruba dub dub, three women in a pub.

khetaamenti
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khetaamenti

As Clinton jumped up to join the conga line, she shouted, “Let’s party like its 1999” …

moxielouise
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Or 1984…

TNrick
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TNrick

Black blouse behind Hill to blue blouse…
“She said I could have her ocean front house in a place called Arkansas if I let her lead the conga”
Blue blouse…
“OMG!!!”

Peter
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Peter

So I told Bill “No more interns and NO MORE CIGARS!”

ClintTheHint
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ClintTheHint

I bet Bill wishes he could get his picture taken with some hot chicks like these!