Author Archives: Dave

For Those Suffering from the Monday Blahs

 

 

-Dave

(h/t: One of my NB buds)

Funny (and Thoughtful) Church Signs

Some of these have been around for a while, but they are still funny and always relevant:

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-Dave

(h/t: My NB bud Michael)

Friday Funny

Ya just gotta love nurses:

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-Dave

(h/t my NB bud Michael)

 

Just for Fun

 

Best Christmas Cookie Recipe Ever

Note: This is a regurgitated post from back in 2011 and reposted in 2014, but I figure we have enough new readers to make it worth posting yet again – Dave

Ingredients:

1 cup of water

lemon juice

1 tsp. baking soda

4 large eggs

1 cup of sugar

1 cup nuts

1 tsp. salt

2 cups of dried fruit

1 cup brown sugar

1 bottle Jack Daniels Whiskey

Sample the Jack Daniels to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniels again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar… Beat again.

At this point it’s best to make sure the Jack Daniels is still OK, try another cup…just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor…Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Jack Daniels to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Jack Daniels. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS 😀

-Dave

(h/t: my dear SiL)

No Fans Left Player’s Goonion is Swapping Spit with George Soros

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Just when you thought it could not get any worse for the NFL, this comes along.

Via The Washington Times:

NFL players’ union teamed up with George Soros to fund leftist advocacy groups

Tax documents show NFLPA activism goes beyond take-a-knee protests

 – The Washington Times – Thursday, October 5, 2017

Even before its feud over the national anthem with President Trump, the NFL Players Association wasn’t on the same political team as many of its fans, judging from its contributions to leftist advocacy groups.

Tax documents released by 2ndVote show the NFLPA donated $5,000 in 2015 to the Center for Community Change Action, a group active in the anti-Trump resistance and bankrolled by a host of liberal foundations, including top Democratic donor George Soros’s Foundation for Open Society.

A member of the AFL-CIO, the NFLPA also contributed in 2013 and 2015 to Working America, the AFL-CIO’s community affiliate, which Open Secrets said spent $1 million in 2016 to defeat Mr. Trump.

Working America has since mobilized against the Republican tax-cut framework, denouncing it as the “Trump tax scam.”

The NFLPA contributed $5,000 in 2014 to Jobs with Justice, another pro-union group backed by Mr. Soros, and $5,000 in 2013 to the progressive Los Angeles Alliance for a New Economy.

The NFLPA donations from 2013, 2014 and 2015 were made before Mr. Trump was elected.

Other NFLPA charitable contributions went to a mix of groups supporting veterans, medical research and youth, including the Wounded Warrior Project, the Packard Center for ALS Research at Johns Hopkins, Active Minds, and the Boys and Girls Clubs of Greater Washington.

The Center for Community Change, whose 2015 annual report lists Planned Parenthood as a donor, plans to honor Democratic mega-donor Tom Steyer at its Oct. 12 awards dinner recognizing “heroes on the front lines of resistance.”

You will find the rest of the story at this link.

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It is bad enough these stinking ingrates are trashing America on the field by showing disrespect for our country, but their union getting in bed with a NAZI sympathizing POS that is working to destroy our America like George Soros is about ten miles beyond unacceptable.

Unless something soon changes, I am finished with the NFL, and I hope all real Americans are as well.

-Dave

(H/T Drudge)

Breaking News!

Unless you have been lost in a Peruvian monsoon since last November, you are aware of the efforts of the Washington establishment, which comprises RINOs, Democrats, bureaucrats, along with the Marxist State Media, to destroy the presidency of the man most of us voted for.

Let’s face it, these people are entrenched up to their eyeballs in the sewer of business-as-usual, and are not going to go quietly.

No surprise there, as change is scary to those who have no marketable skills outside of government – particularly among those that are enriching themselves with our money.

The most egregious efforts to wreck Trump have been coming from those that claim to be looking out for us “little people.” I am referring, of course, to the so-called “objective” Main Stream Media. In reality, they are not actual media, but instead paid propagandists for the America-hating left.

They cannot destroy Trump by reporting facts, but have instead resorted to fake news (as in made-up bull-squeeze) in an effort to further their hideous agenda.

How many of their news reports contain information from “anonymous” and “unnamed” sources have we seen – most all of which crumble to the ground under even the most rudimentary scrutiny?

I finally became so fed up I decided to do a little research into the MSM’s “anonymous” and “unnamed” sources.

It took a little work, but I finally was able to locate a photograph of these folks, and here it is:

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Now you know who the MSM’s sources really are when they report “damaging” information on our president.

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Friday Evening Funny

I got this in an email from my brother a little earlier, and I felt compelled to share it with you guys.

Mexican Word of the Day:

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Dave