Attn. guys! Unemployed single mom of 3 who won’t do sex or housework, wants boyfriend

Samantha, a 27-year-old, unemployed, single mother of 3, who refuses to do housework, is tweeting for a “boyfriend”.

Calling herself santa TAM SURBA, Samantha first posted this tweet on August 5, 2018, with two (supposed) pics of herself in pigtails:

On November 24, admitting that her tweet — SURPRISE! — “did not succeed as much as I anticipated,” Samantha reposted her August 5 tweet with this message:

Better claim me fast bc the sugar daddies are swarming in.

Send applications to: samanthaturba@gmail.com

She also posted this:

sorry i refuse sexual favors. I will just give u the honor of being able to pay for me

Below are some choice responses to her re-tweet:

“Read it again and then rethink why you have no bf”

“LMAO”

“Everything wrong with this planet in one tweet

“I can’t wait for the seeking boyfriend post 10 years from now.”

“Give your kids a better life by getting off twitter, closing your legs, getting a job, and cleaning the fucking kitchen.”

“I feel sorry for your kids.”

“Used goods shouldn’t have requirements like that. Dream on, thot.”

“No wonder you’re a single mom.”

And the best response and best advice for men is this “Run Away” GIF from CW369 (@saladbarbeef):

Samantha sure gives new meaning to the word “Narcissist”.

~Eowyn

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Attn. guys! Unemployed single mom of 3 who won’t do sex or housework, wants boyfriend
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Jim Campbell
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Damn, I thought it was my X wife until I saw her picture. I tried to follow the suggestion in the song “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life make an ugly woman your wife, I did we parted after 38 eight hears of misery.
Jimmy Soul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

Maybe she could move to hollywierd. Looks like she’s patterned her life after their liberal insanity.

Watertender
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Watertender

This dandy sure has a high opinion of herself…. Looks like a thinner beerless version of the St. Pauli Girl in that 1st picture pose…. She needs to use better bait to snag a sucker…. Maybe the bait box is tainted!

Hawkmoon
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Hawkmoon

Many NPD symptoms show up in the mental illness of “Liberalism” Narcissistic personality disorder Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it Exaggerate achievements and talents Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations Take advantage of others to get what… Read more »

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Snowflakes…

Mad Celt
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Mad Celt

She’ll find a bozo. Dean Martin said There’s Somebody For Everybody. Together they will make some really bad music.

Steven Broiles
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Sounds like the perfect Democrat to me!

Glenn47
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Glenn47

Her time would be better spent getting her butt off the couch and actually getting a job. I hope all her social service money disappears.

Thomas Falater
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Thomas Falater

Men nowadays should avoid contact with women entirely. It’s too risky and dangerous. The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

Dave
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I wouldn’t even if she was putting out.

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

I might,but only to see that her 3 kids are adopted to people who would raise them properly. I believe I’D be able to straighten HER mind out-I’m familiar with dealing with nutcases…..BTW-Up here in Northeast Nevada,there’s nowhere close enough to run to.