As Missouri burns, we can still have a Caption Contest!

This is the 87th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

As the POS’s sons and daughters riot, loot, and burn in Ferguson, St. Louis, and across America, let us keep our guns loaded, our powder dry, and our wits sharp. And what better way to sharpen our wits than with another Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
Ebola turkey
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM (scroll down), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Ferguson, MO: Obama’s Thanksgiving turkey to America.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Dec. 2, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


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0 responses to “As Missouri burns, we can still have a Caption Contest!

  1. I think we’ll name it Michelle..

  2. Tis the season for POS’s Trojan Turkeys (Amnesty, Ebola, Ferguson)

  3. Tell Al Sharpton that the last time they burned Detroit, ‘Whitey’ moved away and let them keep it..

  4. The Whitehouse celebrates their Thanksgiving feast with a smoking and scorched Race Bait Turkey.

  5. Because of the rioting and looting “protests” from ferguson, obama ordered the first round of GMO turkey to placate the people.

  6. The first Ebola turkey arrive today…so the administration took to the streets to celebrate. An unnamed source from the administration stated: “After the normal quarantine of 45 days this turkey will be placed into the school lunch program”

  7. I bet there will a lot of left-overs.

  8. Presenting the THIRD biggest Turkey in existence,behind the “ACA” and Obama’s “Comprehensive Immigration Reform” Executive Order.

  9. The Nobel Committee presenting the Biggest Chickenshit Award for 2014 to President Obama……

  10. The statue of the Kenyan comrade Dear Ruler en-route to the future site of the Obama presidential library.

  11. NaturalBoredCitizen

    Kaci Hickox, ‘The Ebola Turkey’, shown while being escorted to dinner with pResident Obama.

  12. Macy Day Parade has a new balloon dedicated to our President to represent what the people think of him!!

  13. Secret Service excorts Hillary as she strolls the Washington Mall anticipating her upcoming presidential campaign.

  14. The riots are so bad, they even looted Big Bird and cooked him!

  15. Son of the Rabbit People

    The post-Obama Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

  16. FOXNews Alert! ……. CDC Gives America The Bird!!!!

  17. Kevin J Lankford

    So…..This is what the king looks like without clothes…….Just a big dumb ugly turkey……Lets just throw em back over the fence and run.

  18. The Toxic Presi-Turkey taking a Thanksgiving Day walk with skittish Democrat party leaders…..

  19. The Obamacare PR team submitted this entry for Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

  20. New leash law chains Ebola filled turkey to Soup Kitchen behind JiffyMart linking new plot in GMO conspiracy….

  21. We have all heard about Butterball going Halal, but I guess they have been “One upped” by the competition!

  22. The National Thanksgiving Turkey ……. ‘Dolly Pardon’

  23. “Most of the Peacekeepers turn a blind eye to the few of us who hunt because they’re as hungry for fresh meat as anybody is.” ―Katniss Everdeen about the District 12 Peacekeepers[src] – aka those mean dystopian dudes in white bodysuits

  24. Brothers we must rid ourselves of these toxic American Traditions.
    The first to go must be the turkey at Thanksgiving.

  25. A stuffed full of hot air, over inflated, radioactive, “Jive Turkey” heading back to the White House…. “Oh ya, then there is this bird in the caption contest too.”

  26. President Obama’s holiday plans from Ferguson, MO: Sure 263 million may seem like a lot to spend on a turkey, but one bite and you’ll agree; it really is to die for.

  27. There it is …… The Obama Illegimate Presidency…..
    After six years of creating misery for all……..
    Stick a fork in it …….. It’s Done!

  28. The Obama Fiat Presidency……..
    After six years of scandals, lies , and spreading misery…..
    …. Stick a fork in it …… It’s Done.

  29. The CDC responds to reports that the Ebola virus is now in Turkey. Evacuation is currently underway.