Are you up for another Caption Contest?

This is the 78th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
O is my copilot
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

This is what happens when a nation no longer cling to their guns or their bibles or their “anti-immigrant sentiment.” *

*Obama at a San Francisco campaign fundraiser, April 6, 2008:
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 29, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
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0 responses to “Are you up for another Caption Contest?

  1. “That pretty much sums it up without any words.” My question is though, is it just a coincidence this car “rear ended” it’s subject?!?

  2. I said Hope, he said Change.. 🙁

  3. That’s what you get for choosing the wrong co-pilot.

  4. SouthsideBob

    “First the car, then the country”

  5. surfercajun

    my son’s caption submission:
    <—————- I'm with stupid

  6. Obama crashes America’s dreams…

  7. A little “road head” from your co-pilot can go horribly wrong!

  8. Like everything else entrusted to Obama, someone else will have to fix it.

  9. You’re in good hands with Give It All To Me State

  10. When you get to the fork, turn left, yep, turn left again.
    Again, left again….

  11. Badly damaged during the current administration, Obama officials painted the US Constitution a brilliant Candy Apple Red but refused all other repairs.

  12. Seeded at the No. 2 slot in the 2014 Obama Scandal 500, the supercharged, fuel injected IRS Tea Party Destroyer hit the Issa Congressional retaining wall at over 175 mph. Although uninjured, the driver, Lois Lerner, was ejected from the race. The vehicle’s on-board computer was mysteriously removed from the wreckage.

  13. The “Kool-Aid must have been spiked “…………

  14. “But Officer, all the bumper stickers I saw said, Move On, and Forward. I was only following what they said.”

  15. Well he’s in his second term
    And he’s trashin’ the United States now
    Seems he forgot all about the Constitution
    Like he used to teach in school now
    And with Congress in a cringe
    He ignores them just as fast as he can now
    And he’ll have fun fun fun
    ‘Til impeachment takes his office away
    Well the dems can’t stand him
    ‘Cause he’s screwing up the midterm election
    He makes their chances look dim because of disappointed voter rejection
    A lotta pols try to avoid him
    ‘Cause he’s nothing but a political infection
    And he’ll have fun fun fun
    ‘Til impeachment takes his office away

  16. To go along with your free phones, free food, free rent, free medical care, here’s your free car courtesy of President Barack Obama!

  17. And here…we have our bargain basement model 2008 thru’ 2012 It never really was road-worthy, and so was of use only for a community organizer: of Chicago interest only. Slightly worse for the wear, Best used on the scrap heap of history.

  18. He took us right over the cliff!

  19. When I said “Jesus, take the wheel…I wasn’t talking about you, Obama”

  20. This driver received a DUI for Driving as a Useful Idiot.

  21. And Satan is the pilot.

  22. Please just tell me he was driving….
    And the seat belt failed……
    And it was worse than it looked….
    And the steering wheel came loose….
    And the window blew out….
    And the EMT’s had lunch first….
    And it was raining…
    And a hornets nest fell in….
    And he was allergic….
    And came to rest under a big birds nest..
    [caption id="attachment_104992" align="aligncenter" width="350"]Here's to ya Skippy. Here’s to ya Skippy.[/caption]
    Yup, that’ll do it. 🙂

  23. Obama blows drunk driver on I-95….

  24. Just a snap shot of the Veterans Administration under Obama.

  25. It, being driven by one of his followers,
    Notice it was wrecked in the front. “Lead into destruction”
    Instead of being, “rear ended” like Obama likes it while he is in the driver’s seat…..

  26. OFFICER: May I see your license and registration, please?
    CAR OPERATOR: Yes, sir.
    OFFICER: It says that you are the owner of this car.
    CAR OPERATOR: That’s right.
    OFFICER: Is this your name?
    CAR OPERATOR: Yes, officer, I’m Jesus Christ A. Savior.

  27. Obama’s mandated GM aluminum foil car prototype fails its first 3 mph impact test.

  28. We tried to tell everyone he wasn’t qualified!