Are you game for another Caption Contest?

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This is the 41st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
2013 Inauguration
The above photo, by White House photog Lawrence Jackson, was taken on Inauguration Day, January 20, 2013, as Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts administers the oath of office to the POS during the official swearing-in ceremony in the Blue Room of the White House.
You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Friday, March 8, 2013.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“Ah, ain’t America great? Even an illegal immigrant can become President! – not once, but twice!”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!

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0 responses to “Are you game for another Caption Contest?

  1. Smile ’cause you know he’s lyin’

  2. On my honor, I will try:
    To serve God and my country,
    To help people at all times,
    And to live by the Girl Scout Law.

  3. “SOUND THE ADVANCE” -General Urko and The Kool-Aid Army


    I swear on this Koran, that I will bring down America, and we can turn it into the Muslim utopia we have been dreaming about.

  5. “I do solemnly swear that I will force my family to straighten their hair, and that afros are not only out of the question but, go against Executive Order #62”.

  6. ….. in an almost silent whisper…. “if I place my LEFT-hand on the bible, it doesn’t count, so I can say anything, and not mean it. Thank alah it’s not the Constitution under my hand”

  7. I Harrison J Bounell, I mean Barrack Obottom.. er Obama do solemnly swear that my lovely beard can continue to spend like a Saudi princess funding her lavish lifestyle on the taxpayers dime.

  8. Me and my whole booger picking family! Just can’t get over him picking his nose on live TV.

  9. Mr and Mrs Obama standing in for Jay Z and First Lady Beyonce.

  10. “I do solemnly swear that I will do my best to destroy this country one executive order at a time”.

  11. Obama: i salomly swear to destroy this country, have Kenya take over, let Michelle go on vacation every week,and dont pick my nose in public

  12. I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the constituents of the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the dictatorship of the United States.

  13. I swear, I did not introduce that sequester. And that I will not give Bob Woodward more than one year in the re-education camp.


    I promise to divide America even further, and become the Part of the Global One World Order.


    I swear we will take the reparations our people were denied every day of my life.

  16. January 20, 2013 … A Day That Will Live In Infamy.

  17. I, Barack O’Buggerme, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute my enemies and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Sodomites of the United States. So help me Soros.

  18. With my snot encrusted fingers I do pledge to someday break par at the Fort Belvoir Golf Course and become Director of Operations at Man’s Country.

  19. Yo! That hand on the Bible is the one I wipe myself with.


    I can swear to anything,(even if I’m lying through my teeth) as I am the won.

  21. Pssst Malia how can you tell Dad’s lying? Because his lips are moving Sasha!


    Dad, are you crossing your forked tongue???

  23. Voice of Reason

    I hereby swear that all birthers will be relentlessly slaughtered like the pigs that they are.

  24. I solomly swear: Bush did it..

  25. See kids I told you if I blackmailed Judge Roberts he’d have to play along.