Are you game for another Caption Contest? – We have a winner!

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6 FOTM writers voted each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And our winner is….


This is his winning caption, which received four #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points:

“Moochie: Tell me you didn’t put frog legs on my plate at dinner! I’ll take your skinny little frog legs and stick them up your asscargot, chienne blanche!!”

Our runner-up is Ted Nougat. This is his caption, which received one #1 vote, two #2 votes, and one “honorable mention,” totaling 8 points:

“‘Awkward’ cannot begin to describe the moment when Carla Bruni learned it was not Wayne Brady sitting next to her.”

Wildbillalaska is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points.
Locke Enlode is in 4th place, with one #1 vote worth 3 points.
Dan is in 5th place, with one #2 vote worth 2 points.
Congratulations to Terry, Ted, wildbill, Locke, and Dan!  And many thanks to all who participated. I bow in awe to your cleverness! 😀

~Eowyn (Jan. 16, 2012)

This pic was taken when the Obamas met French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife, former hi-fashion model Carla Bruni, for the first time, at a D-Day event in June 2009.

A poll of Huffington Post readers has a majority (54.69% vs. 45.31%) insisting that Moochelle was looking, not at Carla, but at something else. Yeah, sure…..
You know the contest rules:

  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner, to be announced next  Monday, Jan. 16.
  • Captions submitted by FOTM writers will not be considered.
  • The winner gets a free one-year subscription to FOTM. LOL

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.
To get the contest going, here’s my submission:

“If looks could kill….”


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0 responses to “Are you game for another Caption Contest? – We have a winner!

  1. Yea though I walk in the valley of death ,
    I will fear no evil….don’t look at her-don’t look…

  2. If I wasn’t such a spiteful, hateful Bitch maybe people would like me?

  3. Big MO- I’d scratch her eyes out, if I thought I could get away with it…
    CB- Maybe if I pretend she is not sitting next to me, she will go away…

  4. “How dare she be so much hotter than me.”

  5. For the LAST time! NO! We will not have French Fries for you at the State dinner tonight, tomorrow, or the next day! Ugly Americans! Just go home! Or better yet. Go to McDonald’s!!!!!!

  6. In MY country, we show RESPECT for our flag and nation during the playing of our National Anthem … Not show classless disdain and
    GLARE at others BECAUSE the National Anthem is actually playing!

  7. LOL
    That was worth waiting all day for. 😀

  8. “All that and a bag of chips”.

  9. so, is that what supermodel looks like when she becomes First Lady? Heck! I wouldn’t know…

  10. ” ‘Awkward’ cannot begin to describe the moment when Carla Bruni learned it was not Wayne Brady sitting next to her.”

  11. Do not look so smug Ms Frenchie,You are only occupying one seat and as you can see I am filling my three front row seats.

  12. Damn I knew that coat would look better on her…miserable witch!

  13. THINKING: “Get away from me “Frog”, I’m trying to make sure the press photographs me as the best looking first lady at this event”.

  14. I always get to deal with hoochies, this time it’s one tough cookie. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl, grrrrrrrrrrrrowl silently. Never mind, my hot bodyguard will be available later for a late night snack of lobster and champagne, while Barack and them will be dancin’ the night away in the Blue Room ……………..

  15. “Don’t you dare call me an angry black woman, Frenchie!”

  16. The Story of Beauty and the Beast

  17. Damn her! She’s wearing eau de Refried Beans just to get my stomache growling!

  18. Thankfully, that looks like doctor Jill Biden behind an obviously rabid Moochelle. She probably picked the dread disease up on one of her many exotic vacations…

  19. New poster for State Department foreign diplomat training course.

  20. First Ladies in a first rate cat fight.

  21. Audry Hepburn versus Godzilla.

  22. Serenity of the beautiful; envy of the have nots.

  23. “Don’t look angry… don’t look angry…don’t look angr…….

  24. Compare and contrast the windows to the soul of these two individuals. Pretty scarey.


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